GrUeBERfest is good for your complexion. It also whitens the teeth and freshens the breath (747 hits)
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Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-11 07:18:05 EDT
...so get as much on your face and in your mouth as you possibly can!
We're down to the elite eight, or as Orphelia calls it, 'a slow night.'
Here they are, your beautiful GrUeBERfest quarterfinalists:
icarus1987 vs Gonefiguring: A Delicate Balance
JoeyG vs Brdn_Nkd: Whispers
Snark vs Hornet: The Wrong Man
Desz vs Ahumblefool: False Hope
Special bonus match:
Shlongy vs Ghola - Rear Entry
Deadline is Wednesday NOON.
And remember...
NO WAGERING
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-14 15:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-10-13 08:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um.... sorry, when are these due?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-10-14 11:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119290
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-10-13 08:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um.... sorry, when are these due?
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-10-13 02:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119269 done?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-12 22:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy did a 'Rear Entry' post for last year's Grueberfest, but he's so old that he probably doesn't remember it.
Since I'm such a nice chap, though, here's the link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-10-12 13:39:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119263
Here we go again...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-11 23:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://fantasticcontraption.com/
Goddamnit Bart. I hate computer games but this is physics and inventing machines to do stuff.
My most elegant solution: http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=2892142
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You can't blame a girl for trying.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-11 16:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope, no balls.
sorry you struck out.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You talk too goddamn much and you refused to enter your hole.
NO BALLS AND TWO STRIKES BABY
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:23:47 EDT (#)
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9 out of 16 participated?
that's pretty weak.
then again i didn't participate in the 'hole-off' round.
ps i know what the point is.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Camwhore -2
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:20:25 EDT (#)
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experima-
The first round had 32.
From that round, 16 advanced.
8 advanced from the 16. (only 9 of the 16 participated, but I have no control over that)
Out of this 8, 4 will advance.
I suppose if only 3 participate now, then there will be a problem.
EXCEPT IT'S JUST AN INTERNET THINGY SO IT'S NOT REALLY A PROBLEM
I just set 'em up.
The point is just to see a few scary stories during the month of October.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's confusing because it went from 9 to 8. not 8 to 4. and people who were competing against each other last time are all in this round together again.
WHY IS WHY THIS IS CONFUSING SO CONFUSING TO YOU
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarious.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:51:37 EDT (#)
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It goes from 32 to 16 to 8 to 4 to 2 to 1.
Like Oathmeal's biceps between injections.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S SO CONFUSING
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:15:33 EDT (#)
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nevermind, just saw the last post where "everybody wins" was explained
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:13:00 EDT (#)
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how does this work? there are competitors on that list who had the same title last round, presumably were 'versus' each other, and both went on to this round?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see below for rating considerations.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:53:09 EDT (#)
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You deserve a whole box of +2s for actually keeping up with the contest and keeping it going.
kudos and such.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-11 12:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea how this fucker is working... but whatever.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-11 10:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-11 09:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol.
Nice label, too. I will look forward to reading/rating over the weekend. Now I can find 'em easy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-11 08:33:15 EDT (#)
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I'm looking forward to that last match-up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:19:58 EDT (#)
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A poorly spammed competition indeed.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-11 07:19:20 EDT (#)
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At some point I will get round to reading and rating all of these.