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Thoughts about tonight (424 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.14 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TJHOM (View user info) at 2008-10-11 11:58:02 EDT


There's apiece of paper out there, with everything i need to know about poetry
but i lost it when i was drunk that night
probably rolled it up with an empty packet and hurled it in the bin.

The funny thing is that I can remember holding it,
when i had my first beer and thinking, yeah this would work.
I cant see why this wouldn't work.
Then i slipped on ice, cursed at the world and realised
As I hit the concrete that maybe it was all in my head to begin with.


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Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-10-12 06:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

please try again.

That was nearly genius.

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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-12 00:10:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:28:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-10-11 13:11:39 EDT (#)
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