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So, I was fucking my wife tonight when... (662 hits)

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Submitted by Deadtoast (View user info) at 2008-10-13 19:01:16 EDT

CONNERY!

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Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2008-10-14 02:55:51 EDT (#)
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so what? did you realize that you were actually fucking sean connery, not your wife? do they look that similar that you just get them mixed up sometime? maybe your wife has a bush like connery's beard.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-13 22:57:15 EDT (#)
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Epic douchebag below.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-13 20:37:30 EDT (#)
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wife = right hand

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-13 20:30:30 EDT (#)
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MAcbeth was the most bad-ass character in gargoyles.

that is all.

Submitted by nargles (user info) at 2008-10-13 19:49:29 EDT (#)
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when i first saw the title i thought it said 'i was fucking my dead wife tonight' on account of your username getting in the way.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-13 19:35:18 EDT (#)
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Oh no he di'int.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-13 19:27:16 EDT (#)
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Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.

Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.

Treehouse of Horror VII

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-13 19:13:40 EDT (#)
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that is nice

Good morning, fellow employee. You'll notice that I am now a model
worker. We should continue this conversation later, during the designated
break periods. Sincerely, Homer Simpson.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Enemy