Fried Pig Pussy (609 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.11 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (View user info) at 2008-10-14 18:59:59 EDT
Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.
Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
I'll eat pork rinds with god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.
Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!
User Reviews
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-15 17:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-15 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-15 14:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-15 14:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-10-15 02:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-14 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been part of Uber since 2004, and this is probably the shittiest post I've ever had the misfortune of reading in which the author actually put out some effort.
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I don't know who you are, or who this clown is.
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Uuuummmmm....
Fuck you?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-10-15 04:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This actually made me smile. I feel dirty now.
Fitting image, I bet he fucks dirty dead pig pussy.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-10-15 02:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-14 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been part of Uber since 2004, and this is probably the shittiest post I've ever had the misfortune of reading in which the author actually put out some effort.
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I don't know who you are, or who this clown is.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-10-14 22:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-14 21:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-14 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been part of Uber since 2004, and this is probably the shittiest post I've ever had the misfortune of reading in which the author actually put out some effort.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-10-14 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just a guess.