Ivy (530 hits)
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Submitted by sage104 (View user info) at 2008-10-15 18:40:32 EDT
A friend of mine wrote this for me as a birthday present (my birthday was 10/4). Enjoy the read and rate below!
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That the ivied walls gave a purchase for Ivy to climb down was ironic enough, but the fact that she could not escape no matter how many different outlets she thought she found was enough to ensure her death. And so this cyclical escape and capture continued every day Ivy woke up, and would continue until one day she would no longer wake again.
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Her assailants captured her with no real intent other than a fair game of rape, assault; you know, just general disparagement flung at a beautiful woman. While in captivity Ivy tried to laugh with the men, pretended to enjoy the rape, even smiled devilishly at them when they hit her. Somehow she imagined the two goons as chimpanzees flinging poo at each other, inbred from some psychological zoo far off in another world. This particular imbroglio was a complex, twisted matter that even she--sometimes--lost track of who was in control.
At times it would appear to her that the heathens seemed less animal-like, only to find herself bleeding from the ears from being beaten so hard, scabbed at the vagina entrance because she was ravished so demonically, and wilted in spirits from belittlement so estranged. She longed only to be home, with her husband, daughter, and pet dog out of this carousel of torment. 'Whatever have I done to deserve this?' she wondered often. Ivy was pure, natural, cognizant and yet, yet she could not escape.
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She looked down over her perch; hands clung tightly to the ivy vines, and began her descent. Behind the latticed vines she could hear the slow peeling of roots from jagged rock walls, sounding much like Velcro being pulled apart. It worried her, but she was calm enough--despite the broken ring finger--to be clear about what she was doing. Over her shoulder she glanced right, then left, and one more step she took. The tearing of the vines made her grip tightly.
There they were, she saw, making the ascent to cut her off. How? How did they know she was leaving? They stopped making any moves towards her, realizing that she could not make her way back up due to being battered and bruised from the prior whooping. So there they stood, leering at one another, and then glancing back up and ogling her behind. She was naked and they stared directly at her privates almost waiting for her to continue downwards. She had no choice and so somehow, she maniacally welcomed the inevitable.
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Back in the compound now the goons were whispering while she ate a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. It was good, as was all the food that the chimpanzees gave her. She smelled the fresh oranges on the table and thought about having one after finishing her sandwich. She delighted in the taste of the freshly toasted bread melded with the perfect amount of mayonnaise. The two were an ideal accoutrement to each other.
The goons stopped whispering and quickly they grabbed her by each arm, leaving a partially eaten sandwich on the metal table. They took her to the room where most of the terrible acts had taken place and tied her up. She felt paralyzed; bounded up with rope, hands taped, and eyes wide open. They tried to apply mascara to her eyelashes and found that they were really terrible at it, as would be any zoo creature, she mused. Over her head went the mask and the two carried her out to the trunk of a car.
After what seemed like hours they arrived at a twisted maze of a junkyard, one she had seen in a prior attempt to escape, somewhere on the never-ending compound. They left her in the trunk of the car for several minutes before she heard the unmistakable sound of a bulldozer approaching the car. In a panic she began digging at the ropes, only succeeding in gouging flesh out of her own legs before feeling a brief sensation of weightlessness. She listened intently and determined that the bulldozer had picked up the car. The clanking sound of the tread on the dozer was seemingly piercing her consciousness, each flap on the tread tolling a menacing reminder that she could not escape.
Metal screeched together as she was finally put into the car press. A brief silence gave her enough time to start screaming through the mask in an attempt to get help, any help, hoping someone would hear her and rescue her in a timely fashion. Outside she could hear the chimpanzees shushing her and laughing while one directed the other to start the press. A hiss of exhaustion escaped the hydraulics and before she could start screaming again, she heard the metal dislodging itself from the frame, twisting, crunching, and splintering as the roof began to collapse.
She balled herself up in a vain attempt to make herself as small as possible. She began to feel the license plate end of the car touch her knees as the thud of an axle cracking sent terror careening through her body. She blocked it out as to not feel the pain, almost meditating so that she would not feel her demise. Before she knew it her body relaxed, silently accepting the fact that her obvious death was upon her. She felt nothing.
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Upon awakening, she felt as though she was right back into the hands of her assailants.
"Where am I?"
"Honey! Honey, you are awake!"
Looking up she saw her husband and daughter standing next to her hospital bed. Ivy wanted a BLT and some oranges in the worst way.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-20 09:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:13:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:57:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat. :(
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THERE you are!!!! Love you, sandman! And no, you're NOT fat. I really dont think you are.
For the record, and if it makes you feel better, Oathy called ME fat, which is preposterous! I'm 5'3 and weigh like 108lbs! What a weirdo.
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'Weirdo'?
What the fuck is this, 5th grade?
I believe I said you are fat AND ugly, not to mention incredibly misguided, spiritually.
But if inhaling twinkies and spinning on sicosemen's tiny cock makes you feel like more of a woman, go for it, idiot.
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Bahahahaha!! Stucker, FTW!!
Also, POINTS!!/honorable mention to Weather & Sandman.
Mehgative ones. Try harder, even.
In any event Oathy, STFU. I only eat FRIED Twinkies and anyone who's ever had 'em knows you have to wait 'till they cool off...one bite at a time. No "inhaling" them, as you previously (and incorrectly) posited.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-18 20:15:12 EDT (#)
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tits or gtfo
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:13:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:57:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat. :(
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THERE you are!!!! Love you, sandman! And no, you're NOT fat. I really dont think you are.
For the record, and if it makes you feel better, Oathy called ME fat, which is preposterous! I'm 5'3 and weigh like 108lbs! What a weirdo.
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'Weirdo'?
What the fuck is this, 5th grade?
I believe I said you are fat AND ugly, not to mention incredibly misguided, spiritually.
But if inhaling twinkies and spinning on sicosemen's tiny cock makes you feel like more of a woman, go for it, idiot.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:34:50 EDT (#)
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Actually... I need to qualify my statement here. Fat chicks usually have big boobs, and I'm a boob guy. I LOVE BEWBS!
Fat chicks with little bewbs (Sage) = GROSS!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:32:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:23:13 EDT (#)
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Sage is an obese heifer.
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Seriously Sage, I don't want to be the pot calling the kettle black, but you need to take what you weigh now, subtract 20 pounds, then weigh that.
Fat chicks = GROSS!
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:23:13 EDT (#)
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Sage is an obese heifer.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:13:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:57:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat. :(
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THERE you are!!!! Love you, sandman! And no, you're NOT fat. I really dont think you are.
For the record, and if it makes you feel better, Oathy called ME fat, which is preposterous! I'm 5'3 and weigh like 108lbs! What a weirdo.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:57:02 EDT (#)
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I'm not fat. :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 19:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:31:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 15:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-15 02:08:47 EDT (#)
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yeah this is such a big deal. he obviously meant that no arab can be a decent family man because he didn't explicitly say so.
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For the record, I dont believe that, for all intents and purposes, McCain explicitly MEANT to be racist. However, what he said was racist in NATURE and was and IS interpreted as a racist or otherwise derogatory remark. Anyone taking that statement at face value (with an IQ above 60, that is) can see it as plain as day. Also, anyone taking that statement and applying context or using intuition to interpret it can give McCain the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure Obama did. Still, being a politician, he needs to make an attempt to exercise tact and grace if he's going to be successful. The media is, after all, a bitch.
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Right.
Not at all.
Have you seen the video clip? McCain in no way, shape or form explicitly, inexplicitly or any other way was racist.
Also I will accept this:
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 09:47:13 EDT (#)
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To answer your question, the United States of America is an English speaking country filled with individuals who ALSO speak Arabic languages, Spanish, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and all sorts of other languages
as your way of admitting you're wrong.
apology accepted.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:31:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 15:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-15 02:08:47 EDT (#)
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yeah this is such a big deal. he obviously meant that no arab can be a decent family man because he didn't explicitly say so.
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For the record, I dont believe that, for all intents and purposes, McCain explicitly MEANT to be racist. However, what he said was racist in NATURE and was and IS interpreted as a racist or otherwise derogatory remark. Anyone taking that statement at face value (with an IQ above 60, that is) can see it as plain as day. Also, anyone taking that statement and applying context or using intuition to interpret it can give McCain the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure Obama did. Still, being a politician, he needs to make an attempt to exercise tact and grace if he's going to be successful. The media is, after all, a bitch.
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Just for you, Doodles.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 09:47:55 EDT (#)
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Rob, no WONDER we get along.
YAY FOR WEATHER!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-16 09:47:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:53:22 EDT (#)
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You remind me of Palin.
The words are there but you can't get them in the right order.
Did you know that a mark of sapience is the ability to generalize?
Another one is the ability to classify.
What I mean by that is that non-sapient species cannot do either of these two things. I'm not saying these are the only two marks or even the most important.
What I am saying is that you seem o lack the ability to do either.
I never said that 'Arabs aren't trustworthy'. McCain never said that 'Arabs aren't trustworthy'
Some daft cunt IMPLIED 'Arabs aren't trust worthy'
You ALSO seem to be a daft cunt.
Transitive property and all that.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Yes or no question for you.
Are Americans an Arabic-speaking people?
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To answer your question, the United States of America is an English speaking country filled with individuals who ALSO speak Arabic languages, Spanish, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and all sorts of other languages.
I'm too busy and don't care enough to put a link or copy and paste my other reply to Assholy's response to Razor's post, but go check it out.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-16 08:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (View user info) at 2008-10-15 18:40:32 EDT
A friend of mine wrote this for me as a birthday present (my birthday was 10/4). Enjoy the read and rate below!
*************************************************************
That the ivied walls gave a purchase for Ivy to climb down was ironic enough, but the fact that she could not escape no matter how many different outlets she thought she found was enough to ensure her death. And so this cyclical escape and capture continued every day Ivy woke up, and would continue until one day she would no longer wake again.
------------------
Her assailants captured her with no real intent other than a fair game of rape, assault; you know, just general disparagement flung at a beautiful woman. While in captivity Ivy tried to laugh with the men, pretended to enjoy the rape, even smiled devilishly at them when they hit her. Somehow she imagined the two goons as chimpanzees flinging poo at each other, inbred from some psychological zoo far off in another world. This particular imbroglio was a complex, twisted matter that even she--sometimes--lost track of who was in control.
At times it would appear to her that the heathens seemed less animal-like, only to find herself bleeding from the ears from being beaten so hard, scabbed at the vagina entrance because she was ravished so demonically, and wilted in spirits from belittlement so estranged. She longed only to be home, with her husband, daughter, and pet dog out of this carousel of torment. 'Whatever have I done to deserve this?' she wondered often. Ivy was pure, natural, cognizant and yet, yet she could not escape.
-----------------
She looked down over her perch; hands clung tightly to the ivy vines, and began her descent. Behind the latticed vines she could hear the slow peeling of roots from jagged rock walls, sounding much like Velcro being pulled apart. It worried her, but she was calm enough--despite the broken ring finger--to be clear about what she was doing. Over her shoulder she glanced right, then left, and one more step she took. The tearing of the vines made her grip tightly.
There they were, she saw, making the ascent to cut her off. How? How did they know she was leaving? They stopped making any moves towards her, realizing that she could not make her way back up due to being battered and bruised from the prior whooping. So there they stood, leering at one another, and then glancing back up and ogling her behind. She was naked and they stared directly at her privates almost waiting for her to continue downwards. She had no choice and so somehow, she maniacally welcomed the inevitable.
----------------
Back in the compound now the goons were whispering while she ate a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. It was good, as was all the food that the chimpanzees gave her. She smelled the fresh oranges on the table and thought about having one after finishing her sandwich. She delighted in the taste of the freshly toasted bread melded with the perfect amount of mayonnaise. The two were an ideal accoutrement to each other.
The goons stopped whispering and quickly they grabbed her by each arm, leaving a partially eaten sandwich on the metal table. They took her to the room where most of the terrible acts had taken place and tied her up. She felt paralyzed; bounded up with rope, hands taped, and eyes wide open. They tried to apply mascara to her eyelashes and found that they were really terrible at it, as would be any zoo creature, she mused. Over her head went the mask and the two carried her out to the trunk of a car.
After what seemed like hours they arrived at a twisted maze of a junkyard, one she had seen in a prior attempt to escape, somewhere on the never-ending compound. They left her in the trunk of the car for several minutes before she heard the unmistakable sound of a bulldozer approaching the car. In a panic she began digging at the ropes, only succeeding in gouging flesh out of her own legs before feeling a brief sensation of weightlessness. She listened intently and determined that the bulldozer had picked up the car. The clanking sound of the tread on the dozer was seemingly piercing her consciousness, each flap on the tread tolling a menacing reminder that she could not escape.
Metal screeched together as she was finally put into the car press. A brief silence gave her enough time to start screaming through the mask in an attempt to get help, any help, hoping someone would hear her and rescue her in a timely fashion. Outside she could hear the chimpanzees shushing her and laughing while one directed the other to start the press. A hiss of exhaustion escaped the hydraulics and before she could start screaming again, she heard the metal dislodging itself from the frame, twisting, crunching, and splintering as the roof began to collapse.
She balled herself up in a vain attempt to make herself as small as possible. She began to feel the license plate end of the car touch her knees as the thud of an axle cracking sent terror careening through her body. She blocked it out as to not feel the pain, almost meditating so that she would not feel her demise. Before she knew it her body relaxed, silently accepting the fact that her obvious death was upon her. She felt nothing.
----------
=====
----------
Upon awakening, she felt as though she was right back into the hands of her assailants.
"Where am I?"
"Honey! Honey, you are awake!"
Looking up she saw her husband and daughter standing next to her hospital bed. Ivy wanted a BLT and s
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-16 04:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good in an irritating, overly-contrived, enthusiastic kind of way.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-16 02:33:16 EDT (#)
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Once again, Shlongy is the only sensible person here.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-16 00:25:12 EDT (#)
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plus 2 for bergs birthday... and yours sorry
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-15 23:53:33 EDT (#)
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MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY!
WOOO LIBRAS!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 23:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also this wasn't that great in all seriousness.
The author misused words. She also applied shot. choppy. sentences. that weren't very goodly done properly.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also saying someone is a brilliant and intelligent author on the internet is akin to arguing about the size of your penis.
As in A.) no one cares
and B.) you're probably lying.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You remind me of Palin.
The words are there but you can't get them in the right order.
Did you know that a mark of sapience is the ability to generalize?
Another one is the ability to classify.
What I mean by that is that non-sapient species cannot do either of these two things. I'm not saying these are the only two marks or even the most important.
What I am saying is that you seem o lack the ability to do either.
I never said that 'Arabs aren't trustworthy'. McCain never said that 'Arabs aren't trustworthy'
Some daft cunt IMPLIED 'Arabs aren't trust worthy'
You ALSO seem to be a daft cunt.
Transitive property and all that.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Yes or no question for you.
Are Americans an Arabic-speaking people?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:42:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-14 22:46:14 EDT (#)
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Right.
I fully support obama but THIS is retarded.
Let's just look at it structurally.
I don't trust Obama. I have read about him and he's an Arab.
Sen. John McCain: No ma'am, no ma'am. He's a decent family man, citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues. That's what this campaign is all about. He's not, thank you.
First McCain informs her that she is incorrect about the trustworthiness as decent and trust work better together than decent and Arab.
Next he informs her that Obama is a citizen-meaning NOT an arab. Literally. To further the point he once again states that obama is not an arab.
In short shut the fuck up you stupid jew.
Just kidding, I love your people.
Wait, was that racist?
OH NOES!1!
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Just for you, my dear.
I prefer to copy a review in its entirety or just respond.
I also prefer to not have giant text pyramids but if you insist, I will oblige.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH, and just so I can continue this argument,
U.S. Citizens CAN be Arab. You were kidding when you said that U.S. Citizens CAN'T be Arabs, right? No?
Well, get thine country ass to a library in a large city and read a fucking book, like I told you earlier.
Scurry along now.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doodles, first, I find it funny that you removed YOUR original text that I had included in my reply to your ignorant response to Razor's post. To me, this only means that you don't want people to see what exactly I was picking apart or what exactly I was talking about. For anyone who's so inclined to see just how much of a FOOL Doodles was, click here!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/119289
Next, if you'll look at number two of the definition of Arab that you posted, you'll see that an Arab is also "a MEMBER of any Arabic speaking people" (emphasis added). An Arab doesn't necessarily need to LIVE or INHABIT an Arabic country in order to be an Arab, and the fact that you would even ARGUE such a fact is preposterous, and quite frankly, extremely hilarious--I laughed QUITE heartily reading your obtuse and unintelligible argument.
Additionally, you said that the word "trust" is synonymous with the word "decent". On the surface, I can agree with this, solely on a semantic level. However, to say that "Arab" SHOULDN'T be synonymous with the word "trust" at least equally so, on a NON-SEMANTIC level that is, not going by meanings of words but IMPLIED meanings of words, is completely ridiculous. Shit. Why SHOULDN'T an Arab be trustworthy at a very basic level?
Unlike you, I'm not an idiot, and no I DIDN'T assume that "Arab" was synonymous with "Muslim". However, I will point out that the woman's remark that she didn't trust Obama "because he's an Arab" is contextually implying that she doesn't trust Arabs because many Arabs choose the Muslim religion/way of life. NOT ALL ARABS ARE MUSLIM, NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY, AND NOT ALL ARABS ARE UNTRUSTWORTHY.
I don't care if you -2 this post; shit...I didn't even write it. I KNOW that it's worth a plus two (POINTS!! PLURAL ONES!!), because one of my very goodest friends wrote it for me for my birthday and they're a brilliant and intelligent author.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 15:19:17 EDT (#)
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Doodles, it seldom gets anymore idiot than you. Thanks for proving that beautifully with the muck you spewed out above, fuck face.
First, how does "decent and trust work better together than decent and Arab"? How, you bigot? Just because an individual happens to be Arab that automatically disqualifies them from being a decent person or human being? You are an ignorant fucking goon.
Next, you fail at your attempt to qualify McCain's remark that Obama is a citizen by positing that McCain equates citizen to NOT being Arab. How is this necessarily so? One of my best friends is Arab and she is a citizen...how are being a U.S. Citizen and an Arab mutually exclusive, you fuck?
God you're an otiose human being. There's a $10 word...I know you love 'em. Now go to dictionary.com and look it up so you can see how I feel about you. After you're done doing that, get thine country ass to to a library in a large city and read a fucking book.
GOOD GRIEF I hate racists.
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Right.
Decent is more synonymous with trust than arab.
If something is 'trustworthy' it also is very likely to be 'decent'
You 'trust' people that are 'decent'
For razor to come to the conclusion that trustworthy = arab instead of trustworthy= decent is illogical.
Comprende?
Also from dictionary.com
Arab
-noun 1. a member of a Semitic people inhabiting Arabia and other countries of the Middle East.
2. a member of any Arabic-speaking people.
If you are a citizen of the United States you are NOT an arab. Literally. Like I previously stated.
You must have been confusing 'arab' and 'muslim'
S'ok though, I don't expect much more from slags such as yourself.
You know people don't use the word slag nearly enough.
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Just so i can continue this argument.
The -2 is only to show that I mean serious business.
srsly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-15 22:09:13 EDT (#)
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Show me your hole.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-15 20:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-15 19:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POINTS!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-15 19:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had permission to post it; "it's your story, do what you want with it..." I was told.
I'm ranking this a +2 (OR, POINTS!!) even though it doesn't count, because that's what I believe it's worth.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-15 19:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-15 19:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really shouldn't give away your birthday presents.
I'm also not going to read it, because the title is Ivy, which reminds me of a really shitty movie I saw once with that dumb blonde chick from the Aerosmith vids of the 90's, and the younger sister from Rosanne.
Happy birthday though.