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Stop! Captiontime. (556 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: 0.68 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Congo (View user info) at 2008-10-16 10:54:34 EDT


I hate these caption contests. I really do. Luckily, this isn't a contest, because there are no prizes and in the end everybody loses.

That said, when I saw this picture, I couldn't wait to see what Ubersite would come up with.

Have at it.




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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-16 22:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The negro got spit in my mouth!

Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-16 22:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey MudWhistle, dare ya to forget just once to not lay perpendicular to that thing when firing prone. You'll only forget once.




Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I thought it would taste like chokomut!"

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Musssssstttt,,,,,,,,Eaaaaattttt,,,,,,,,Braaaains."

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No.... no comment.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-16 19:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OO look at me! My name is Barack Obama! Oh, hello Joe the Plumber! Thank you so much for the constructive criticism! You WOULD pay more under my tax plan than mcCain's. Want to make out anyway? NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

" Look at the ass on that jiggaboo!"

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:21:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR!"





i think that only makes sense to people who have fired AT-4s

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As have I...at least the trainer setup with 9MM tracers

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAZAAAAAAAP!!!

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Two months in, I make this face and Palin's the Prez.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I grabbed Marilyn by the hips and made her forget all about Jack Kennedy, and she friggin' DIED when I made my O-Face.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I still cant get used to the sweet smell of Negros'! BLECCCCCHCHHCHH!!"

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"HERE HE GOES....GET OUT THE WATERMELON AND CHICKEN IT'S TIME FOR A CELEBRATION!!"

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obama was not impressed by the role which McCain was setting aside for Palin.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


When their diet consists of sweetcorn, peanuts and chillis, don't rim 'em.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-16 11:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR!"





i think that only makes sense to people who have fired AT-4s

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-16 10:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my entry;
why do black people smell like that?


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