GrUeBERfest and the McCallum Effect ® (696 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorLabels: r3
Rating: 0.35 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-16 13:40:53 EDT
...can be discussed below, or anything else for that matter. After all, this is an open forum.
My job is merely to provide links for each round in one place for your voting convenience.
As a reminder, the reviews will be moderated by Bob Schieffer and your responses will be limited to ninety seconds.
AND PLEASE. NO WAGERING.
My weekly GrUeBERfest get-out-the-vote post:
icarus1987 A Delicate Balance or How James Woods Explained the First Halloween http://www.ubersite.com/m/119266
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Gonefiguring: A Delicate Balance http://www.ubersite.com/m/119276
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JoeyG: Whispers http://www.ubersite.com/m/119263
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Brdn_Nkd: Whispers http://www.ubersite.com/m/119290
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Hornet: The Wrong Man http://www.ubersite.com/m/119294
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Desz: False Hope http://www.ubersite.com/m/119269
VOTING ENDS FRIDAY MIDNIGHT
I'd also like to give a special shout out to Shlongy to see how long he'll continue what may be his longest recorded +2 streak on boring uber contest posts.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-18 03:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I read the email circulated about you.
Want to see?
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamnit. I thought I found a picture on the internt of a real lesbian vampire. Shit.
And I am NOT McCallum.
I happen to write WELL.
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Funny, that is exactly what Jack would say..
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What do YOU know, you stuffy BITCH!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-17 12:38:58 EDT (#)
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Once upon a time there was a tall Canuckian goof who couldn't complete a writing contest to save his life.
One day, while playing with meat on the beach a ghost chased him into a torture room and ate his brains to gain his knowledge.
There wasn't any, but the ghost did find some aids and bacon.
The end.
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Take that Hornet!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:24:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:46:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write-of-way is a Jack_McCallum alter and this picture has had way too much shopping done on it for me to be even half amused by it.
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Goddamnit. I thought I found a picture on the internt of a real lesbian vampire. Shit.
And I am NOT McCallum.
I happen to write WELL.
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Funny, that is exactly what Jack would say..
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-10-17 03:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent advert for schizophrenia below!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah? Well I put fifty bucks on brdn-nkd!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i put 50 bucks on
joeyg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bauahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write-of-way is a Jack_McCallum alter and this picture has had way too much shopping done on it for me to be even half amused by it.
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Goddamnit. I thought I found a picture on the internt of a real lesbian vampire. Shit.
And I am NOT McCallum.
I happen to write WELL.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
write-it-off®
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write-of-way is a Jack_McCallum alter and this picture has had way too much shopping done on it for me to be even half amused by it.
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PS -
CONSIDER THIS.
I created Grueberfest back in '05.
I was too lazy to actually tally scores and match opponents, so Orgasmatron stepped in (twice, I believe). I think kaos took over the next one, and this year I jump-started it and immediatly flaked, and write-of-way took over all the shitwork.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I USE AN ALTER TO DO THAT? It makes no sense.
If I'm the hitwhoring attention-hound everyone says I am I would want all the write-of-way hits, wouldn't I? WOULDN'T I???!!!???!!!
Fucking hell, use your brain once in a while.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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Agreed about the pshopping in this. Mine are just as bad, only, well, you'll see in a sec.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:27:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 19:34:55 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
write-of-way is a Jack_McCallum alter
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Stating the obvious.
:)
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:06:00 EDT (#)
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Epic homo, below.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
write-of-way is a Jack_McCallum alter and this picture has had way too much shopping done on it for me to be even half amused by it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:26:30 EDT (#)
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The only "effect" McCallum has is shitting up the front page.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M A MARIONETTE! (sp?)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:19:07 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-16 14:15:00 EDT (#)
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now he has an "Effect"?
jesus, like his head wasn't big enough