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IRONDICK: Cheney Heart Upgrade 2.0 (688 hits)

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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-10-16 15:36:57 EDT



Time is running out for Dick Cheney AND his current role in the White House, but he won't be leaving the VP's office without a fight...


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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:06:24 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0


HAHAHAHA look at Method's brainless sheep following in his wake!



Cheney is having heart problems again.

Cheney probably does not want to leave the White House.

This is timely political commentary.

****

hahaha

You're so full of yourself.

Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jack is a published author. You can find his best selling book on Amazon.com

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:06:24 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is timely political commentary.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dude, what is going on with you?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-17 04:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I still lived in CA I wouldn't have wasted time rating your post and that's fuck lame.

I see the mistake I made in the last sentence but it's too late.

Gah I'm turning into jack but with a vagina in place of caaats fuuuck.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-17 03:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I was going to type soemthign, but it's way too much efrort

look at that shit

not even right

you

arnet' godod

no backspace fory you


Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-10-17 03:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, Bart really needs to do something about all these spamming alters. It's really getting ridiculous, and I don't mean the funny way.

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You stink.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well, i almost laughed.




just kidding, you weren't even close. this is dumb as fuck.

Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-10-16 23:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yer funny, Jack.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 19:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This.


This was meh.

In the most meh sense of the word.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AT LEAST HE'S TRYING!


(To cover it all up, I mean. It's nice to have goals, dreams and aspirations...even ones as pathetic as "Lord of Uber")

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jack McCallum, taking the term "pathetic" to a whole new level since 2004-08-16

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You forgot to mention that not only did he +2 himself, he -2ed his opponent into oblivion and STILL lost

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just noticed, most of these alters were created right after JAck started grueberfest. Jackmust not have thought his morello, harmon and horse87 alters wouldn't be enough to ensure he won, so he signed up a bunch of new alters as a back up. Funny thing is, even with all 5 of his new alters he still got bumped in the first round. What a tool.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice try with your sophomorish attempt at reverse psychology, shit for brains. You know very well that those are your accounts.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Whoops

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA look at Method's brainless sheep following in his wake!

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Mix Metaphors Much?


(Say that 10 times fast!)

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol this is funny

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Submitted by kimster (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment
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I was waiting for McCallum to pull out his alters. He of course will try to say it is Method, but note, they didn't show up til Mccallum logged back on, and as usual he only pulls them out when one of his shitty posts is about to be bumped off the front page. The saddest thing is look at some of the registration dates. Jack has been making more in the last couple of weeks.

Unbeliebable. I can't believe your that desperate for internet rtings cat herder.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahaha, you said dick

Submitted by getgrams (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I quite like Method.


Great post, btw.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bart needs to use this as a reference post to shut down all these alters. Just wipe out the accounts.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


That's great, guys.

Everything you ever wanted to know about samjohn
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Method, are you fucking kiding me?



Everything you ever wanted to know about tammysmith
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Submitted by samjohn (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good post

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kimster (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Fuck off, Method.

<hysterical Greek> ohlook! Jack is using his alters to blahblahblah!!! </hysterical Greek>


Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol this is funny

Submitted by kimster (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


HAHAHAHA look at Method's brainless sheep following in his wake!



Cheney is having heart problems again.

Cheney probably does not want to leave the White House.

This is timely political commentary.


Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You need to stop posting, you desperate kitty diddler. Go outside, FFS

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You need to stop posting, you desperate kitty diddler. Go outside, FFS

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for posting every fucking day.

TAKE A VACATION.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You need to stop posting, you desperate kitty diddler. Go outside, FFS

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You need to stop posting, you desperate kitty diddler. Go outside, FFS

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

STOP! Drop-the-hammertime!

http://picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=191


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam