Ther Terminator! (557 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.63 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (View user info) at 2008-10-16 20:24:29 EDT
I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
d-d-d-d-dun
d-d-d-d-dun
der der derrrr derr derrrrr
der der derrr derr dEYYYYYNERRR der
der der derrr derr der derrrrrr
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Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2008-10-17 06:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Plus 1 just for your username, it made me smile.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-10-17 05:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I hope you get the Plague-erism and die.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 04:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you like some Parmesan on your copypasta? Black pepper?
Enjoy your meal, patsy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 03:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-10-17 03:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was the only one....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-17 02:52:41 EDT (#)
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ahahahahahaha!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-17 01:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaha
i don't have a shower curtain because i have a real shower (the kind rich people have), so i shouldn't have any problems with my morning Terminator ritual.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-17 00:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck. You. Asshole.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-17 00:44:09 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by goatfucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 00:11:41 EDT (#)
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hahaha.
awesome... unless of course you didn't write this. in which case I hope you die.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-16 23:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gah, hopin for the ratings for mentioning something cool like terminator even though the post is lame. I aint falling for this.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-10-16 23:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
thanks copypasta
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-16 22:48:33 EDT (#)
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"The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg."
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-16 21:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll try it
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dundun dun dun dun
dundun dun dun dun
DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut up fag.
I own this boat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever.
I don't think of a lubed up male cyborg when I take showers.
Evidently you do.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:32:35 EDT (#)
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well i think you're gay.
G.A.Y
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-16 20:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well it isn't gay to think about male body builders when nude or anything.