Dear Gamestation Girl (983 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.66 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (View user info) at 2008-10-17 06:52:18 EDT
Dearest Gamestation Girl,
When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.
You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.
Oh GameStation Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.
So, yes, GameStation Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-22 02:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-20 15:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 17:20:04 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-17 10:13:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
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Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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FJ Bell... absolutely pwned simon there.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-10-20 16:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-18 16:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh fine, plagiarism it is
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-18 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure how anyone could give this something other than a +2.
What's wrong with you heartless bastards?
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See, I was going to give this a +2 too because it was sort of cute in a nerdy way until I read some of the reviews.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-20 15:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dork.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-10-20 15:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 17:20:04 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-17 10:13:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
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Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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like all right minded people I think FJ Bell is at best an inoffensive, trite, pale imitation of a person but he absolutely pwned simon there.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-19 23:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Plagiarism auto -2
Funny +2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-18 16:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh fine, plagiarism it is
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-18 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sure how anyone could give this something other than a +2.
What's wrong with you heartless bastards?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-10-18 16:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:23:10 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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Pffffftttt---heh heh heh
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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This would have been a -2 for plagerism, however it was saved by FJbell totally owning sico.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-17 10:13:38 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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like all right minded people I think FJ Bell is at best an inoffensive, trite, pale imitation of a person but he absolutely pwned simon there.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-17 12:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The post sucked, but if that's your art I'm impressed.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-10-17 12:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck was this?
Pansy
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
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that's interesting, because we're (almost) ashamed to have you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha @ Sico
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-17 11:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
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PWNT
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-17 10:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You better not be asian. They always steal the Wii at JB HIFI.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself, Sico.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's your fault modern games suck ass.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
entertaining if only midly
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Redskies: Who are you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
plagiarism isn't cool
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bawbag translates as, literally, a 'bag of balls'.
So, a scrotum. I called you a scrotum. Now that I think about it, it's a bit mean.
Soz.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a scrotum.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-17 09:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico - you are seriously not funny. Like Majul Cartoons unfunny.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Out of curiosity-and might I add that I'm not ribbing you-what the fuck is a bawbag?
I'm sure it's some Brit humor, but humor me and give an American version please.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah, blah, blah-blah-blah, blah.
Yeah, okay, you 'win.'
Jog on, bawbag.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Once again your suckage at anything resembling a witty response has shined through any silver lining that potentially existed on your last comment.
I'd try suicide or maybe getting hogged to death by a horse is your flavor, as is evidence in your uncanny knack for sucking penis.
I'd quit if I were you. Seriously. You. Are. Not. Winning.
If you are keeping score.
Weather: 3
F.Gay.: 1 (that's being generous)
Your turn!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:41:49 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just failed at the retort, boy.
Sorry, but you just lost :(
Cry. Now.
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So that means you are made of win? Ooooh, how fucking special! I'd give you a medal but I'm afraid you'd dribble all over it in your giddy delight.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I've seen something like this before, but it's still funny
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just failed at the retort, boy.
Sorry, but you just lost :(
Cry. Now.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone on ubersite is enough of a fucking loser to have seen most everything on the internet. Including this. Tard.
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Though I'd like to add, I, myself, am not a loser. I just have lots of spare time.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, look: a 'who-spends-the-most-time-on-uber-and-who-takes-it-the-most-seriously' debate!
How scintillating. Let's not, and say we did, mmkay?
If you are bored, how about knocking out another of those weather reports, cos they are like, uh, so cool.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to have your knickers in a knot, ole' knight of the internet. Truth be told, you are still a pathetic pile of pussy poop for looking up an uber post as if it were the penultimate existence of your pathetic existence.
Like the consonance?
How long did you spend researching the annals of uber history while locked in your damp bedroom covered in anal juices?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:15:08 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good grief, you are right! I do need to get a life...after all, I was *just* about to post my full name, town of residence and naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend (including, naturally, her full name as well). Then, once my account was banned, I was going to create another account, and then another, and then another, all the while posting hundreds of pictures of my smug fat face.
Thank you for pulling me back from that crumbling precipice, o kind stranger.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is a piece of shit attempt to rip something off the internet and claim it as your own I want to know what kind of HUGE, and I mean ridiculously BIG, faggot does a query for something posted on uber to see if it is plagiarized?
FJ, that's who. Get a life you pathetic, obese, loser faggot.
I'm almost (almost) ashamed to be a member of this site.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-10-17 08:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone on ubersite is enough of a fucking loser to have seen most everything on the internet. Including this. Tard.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that I think about it; I remember the Terminator shower thing too. They both were from craigslist.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
plagiarist piece of shit
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gays
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you wrote this, and I hope you go to the Gamestation in Leamington Spa (the one in Blockbuster) because there is a Gamestation girl in there. She's not perfect, she's got a bit of craterface - but for a geek girl she would get it everywhere!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Skrappy is so cute and stuff.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-17 07:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit, I hate plagiarists. If you actually wrote this I'll give you the +2 back.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-17 06:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=When+I+walked+into+your+store+that+fateful+Tuesday&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz2
Gah.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-17 06:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't understand a word of this, but I like it.