Switching to vit D milk made me fat (1270 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-17 13:54:36 EDT
Uber, I'm pissed.
This shit isn't supposed to happen.
I can remember back in the day when I would be able to suck down like half a gallon of vitamin D milk in one sitting and relish in it's fatty goodness, without suffering any adverse consequences like, say, oh I don't know, GETTING FUCKING FAT.
Now I don't have ANYTHING against fat people. Ask Sage. Or Scourge.
But what I do take issue with is my OWN waistline growing by at least half an inch in circumfrence, as a result of consuming a MERE 1 GALLON of vitamin D milk over a period of a couple days.
Historically, it's been 2% all around. A good medium, you know? I like to maintain an Aristotelian approach to things - maintaining a balance between extremes, and 2% has always been the winner.
But Uber, I tell you here and now, there is nothing quite like drowning your oversized bowl of raisin bran in creamy, satiny-white vitamin D milk, to the point where the raisins aren't even visible below the surface because of the milks viscosity.
It's glorious.
So here I sit, slighted by the fat content of my body, something meant to be kept tuned and strong, ready at a moment's notice to be called upon to crumple whomever might need it.
Why, just last week it was an unruly neighbor of mine who wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Man-o-War tunes coming from my apartment. He ALSO had the nerve to complain about the loud banging noises that OCCASIONALLY occur when my nunchucks hit something they're not supposed to.
Yea right like I can stay clear of EVERYTHING in my apartment when I practice using them.
Anyway, so he had to have his pansy ass kicked six ways to Sunday and it's not EVEN Sunday yet. See what I mean?
How am I supposed to continue propagating my badassness when there's this growing spare tire on my waist?
Nothing says "I'm a ginger spacker* loser fatass" like being able to pinch more than 3/4 of an inch of fat around my public bone. I mean pubic bone.
*sigh*
I guess I'll just have to put up with it. Getting old sucks.
*Copyright redskieslookfake
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-20 10:01:40 EDT (#)
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Now I don't have ANYTHING against fat people. Ask Sage. Or Scourge.
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He really DOESN'T have anything against fat people.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-20 09:01:11 EDT (#)
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Is vitamin D supposed to be whole milk?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-20 04:36:22 EDT (#)
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I'm laughing at you, not with you, but still.
+2 in the hope that this was deliberate.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-10-19 08:01:22 EDT (#)
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i remember back when i was young, i used to drink milk. man were those crazy days. sometimes id do like 1, maybe 2 litres and wouldnt even feel it, i must have been insane.
good times.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-19 06:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-18 09:55:35 EDT (#)
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I hold a weekly Fat-guy meeting at my apartment. We sit around and snack on celery sticks and blame our metabolism for our weight problems. Then we all do a chant and hope for a mystery "hypo-thyroidism" diagnosis so our fatness isnt really our fault. You'd enjoy it. I nominate you to be an honorary member.
Oh wait...you're ginger.
Sorry man, we don't serve your kind here...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-18 05:41:10 EDT (#)
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You know what is retarded about "vitamin D" milk?
All milk is fortified with vitamin D, that shit isn't natural. Non-fat, 2% etc..., tend to have the same amount of vitamin D.
Feels good man.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:34:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-10-17 23:27:23 EDT (#)
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My cultural knowledge grows...
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Mine too. When you said 'full cream' my jaw dropped, as I pictured an entire continent guzzling skimmed fat. So I looked up AU dairy, and what you call 'full cream,' we call 'whole milk'.
It's true- I don't know many people who regularly drink whole milk in the U.S.- 2% is average.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:01:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:17:14 EDT (#)
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don't gingers need more calcium than humans?
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ROFL
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-10-17 23:27:23 EDT (#)
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My American housemate eats like jabba the hutt but bought "lite" milk the other day. When quizzed on it, he said that everyone in the US drinks fat reduced milk, and he was used to the taste.
I never knew that. In Aus it's full cream all the way, and only dieting primadonnas drink any alternative. To me, fat reduced milk just tastes like watered-down milk
My cultural knowledge grows...
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-17 21:16:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:31:09 EDT (#)
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GINGER TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:18:12 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 18:17:14 EDT (#)
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don't gingers need more calcium than humans?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:25:04 EDT (#)
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Street Fighter suddenly makes sense to me.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:24:07 EDT (#)
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street fighter is indeed awesome.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:21:21 EDT (#)
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*crickets*
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:20:43 EDT (#)
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Jeez, did I mention how fantastic Street Fighter was?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:14:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:29:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:15:08 EDT (#)
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I've gained ten pounds in the past two weeks. Thank you Mcdonalds Big Macs. Thank you Burger King Whopper. Thank you Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich with no mayonaise. Thank you pizza from the fair. Deep fried twinkies from the fair. Thank you hamburger and fries from the fair. Thank you funnel cake. Thank you six sodas from the fair. Thank you homemade meatloaf and greenbean casserole. Thank you free cookies at work. Thank you halloween candy. Thank you Huddle House, for everything.
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Ghola's Pregnant!*
*Unsubstantiated rumor
WHAT?
Oh oh...Looks like I'll be out of town for a few weeks.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:12:52 EDT (#)
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Walther Matthau, below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:11:53 EDT (#)
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Well, it's not like being thinner is going to help your shitheel of a personality, fatass.
Just go with the flow...You're always alone anyway.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:10:46 EDT (#)
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lol method has bad teeth and purses his lips when he smiles because of it lol
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:09:23 EDT (#)
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You know what's funny about that picture? It's five years old and couldn't possibly do the justice for the waning hairline coupled with fat facial features.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:06:44 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal, if you want to be manly don't forget the following manly enhancements:
1) Put a LOT of gel in your hair so everyone can see that you are prematurely thinning on top
2) Choose a lipstick that is just the right shade of pink for your skin tone
3) Wear an expression that says, "Oh you little scamp, wait until I get you in the bedroom, mister!"
http://stuff.ubersite.com/122366564677436244/1/Method%20is%20soooo%20dreamy!.jpg
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:05:09 EDT (#)
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Retal!
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:04:38 EDT (#)
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Too much ecto cooler and/or you have a friendly girlfriend.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:03:38 EDT (#)
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I just took a piss and it came out kinda neon green colored.
What's that mean?
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-10-17 16:03:17 EDT (#)
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fatty
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:51:20 EDT (#)
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Beta Thalassemia At A Glance
* Thalassemias are inherited blood disorders.
* Thalassemia patients make defective hemoglobin.
* There are two forms of beta thalassemia: thalassemia minor and thalassemia major (also called Cooley's anemia).
* Beta thalassemia is more frequent in people of Italian and Greek origin.
Reference:
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And I'll kick the ever living fuck out of method with not so much as belch knocking him out.
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Also, how fucking in love are you with the shift and enter button? FFS
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:44:28 EDT (#)
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My boyfriend goes through a half gallon of skim milk every 2 days. I don't know how he does it. I so much as touch a drop of milk and I'm bloated out to here like I'm in my third trimester. Lactose is my enemy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:37:57 EDT (#)
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I'm considering joining a MMA class because I have high blood pressure.
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LOL
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:43:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:11:12 EDT (#)
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You're a fat brittle boned ginger like Jack McCallum, severely prone to osteoporosis much like an 80 year old woman thanks to your defective ginger genes, getting fat from milk is the least of your worries
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Guess again, douche. I've got bones of steel. I've never broken a bone in my entire life. I got kicked by a horse once (yes, jack and his animals- haha... In a way I WAS trying to fuck it, cause I told Method's mom to meet me in the stable after midnight and accidentally picked the wrong stall) and had serious bruising and I'm-gonna-puke-and-black-out pain, but no broken bones.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:43:18 EDT (#)
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Actually Brett, I have Herpes simplex/Shingles (same thing) and HPV (2 types of it). It really doesn't affect my life that much. The Shingles sucks from time to time, and nearly 95% of Americans have at least one strain of HPV.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:41:57 EDT (#)
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I still think you have me confused with someone else.
I'm the weather, you know like rain, sunshine, clouds, snow, sleet, temperature, barometric pressure in the atmosphere, shit like that.
Duh!
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:40:43 EDT (#)
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Yea and you also have shingles, herpes, HPV and a touch of rosacea.
Sorry, no thoughts on that as I'm not diseased like you are.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:37:57 EDT (#)
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Exactly how many times did you thwack yourselves with nunchucks?
I'm considering joining a MMA class because I have high blood pressure. I don't use salt on anything, don't drink caffeine and yesterday at the health fair I had a 142/86. My LDL & HDL cholesterol level, triglycerides, and blood sugar were extremely low and this was right after eating lunch. My metabolism is fucking awesome and I still have high blood pressure.
It's potentially hereditary but I don't want to relegate myself to taking medications for the rest of my life. The only upswing is that I'll get less headaches, sleep better, and probably won't get a stroke or heart attack. Also, I have beta thalassemia.
Any thoughts?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:37:27 EDT (#)
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Well Bret, you are no Jack McCallum, so I wouldn't go saying that one of your posts is the 'cool kids' post.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:32:45 EDT (#)
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Sandman you are not one of the cool kids and hence belong nowhere near this post.
Go back to assembling your model of the international space station you fucking geek.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal's new girlfriend:
http://s79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/tomicarter/?action=view¤t=untitled3.jpg
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She can suck a golf ball through a water hose. THAT'S WHAT BRET TOLD ME.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal's new girlfriend:
http://s79.photobucket.com/albums/j159/tomicarter/?action=view¤t=untitled3.jpg
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:24:15 EDT (#)
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I HAVE A VERY HAPPY HEART THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:23:24 EDT (#)
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It comes in a 6-pack!
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:19:14 EDT (#)
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For oathy: http://www.getdietsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/diurex-water.jpg
I also found this picture of method in an online catalog: http://www.mentalhelp.net/images/root/pregnant_woman_drinking_and_smoking.JPG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:14:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:12:20 EDT (#)
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Size aside, 25% of your daily saturated fat RDA in 8oz, x 16 over couple of days, before you even chew a bite of food? That can't make your heart very happy..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 15:11:12 EDT (#)
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You're a fat brittle boned ginger like Jack McCallum, severely prone to osteoporosis much like an 80 year old woman thanks to your defective ginger genes, getting fat from milk is the least of your worries
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:57:10 EDT (#)
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Method you fat fuck taking your advice on this topic would be like asking sicosemen how to pick up chicks.
You two would do well to learn from your uncle Oathy. Being as cool and attractive as I am.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:55:43 EDT (#)
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Not to mention the water weight your carrying around your wrists. I bet you have water weight cankles as well.
Gross.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:55:27 EDT (#)
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HAHA JUST KIDDING YOURE NOT FAT YOURE JUST GINGERLY JOVIAL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:54:43 EDT (#)
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You need to stack with a cutting agent like winstrol, you fat piece of shit. Too much d-bol will make you a fat pig, as evidenced by your complete lack of muscle definition.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:54:14 EDT (#)
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MWG, I stopped with the added 'designer lipids' a few weeks back.
I had made some massive muscle gains and have since tapered off. Now I do believe I have isolated my weight gain to vit d (called VITAMIN D not 'whole' you fucking retards) milk and nothing else.
Of course, chipotle burritos might have something to do with it but I doubt it. I mean, what's fattening about sour cream, cheese, rice, steak and tortillas?
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:52:58 EDT (#)
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Try exercising instead of riding your huffy or kicking broads in the cunt. I was getting fat until I started running ~3 miles daily.
Besides, everyone knows that the best bicycle is sitting on my dick and pedaling my balls.
Cirrus cloud!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:50:12 EDT (#)
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I seriously doubt that out of all the possible reasons why you'd get fat, that it's because of vitamin D milk.
And for those talking about metabolism slowing down as you get older, when does that start to happen? I'm 28, and my weight has begun to fluctuate from time to time, but I keep dropping back down to normal weight within a month's time.
Besides, didn't you purposely take weight gaining supplements for a long time? Finally getting what you were looking for?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:49:44 EDT (#)
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use a large caliber over a bridge.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:49:10 EDT (#)
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HEY KATY I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF WHAT INSIGHTS DO YOU HAVE FOR ME
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:47:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:32:49 EDT (#)
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I think you need to go with skim. I've always heard that there isn't a meaningful difference between whole and 2% - fat content-wise.
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it's like 8, 5 and 3. in one glass it doesn't matter. if you drink half a gallon a day though you're in for some shit (and shits).
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:45:23 EDT (#)
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Jack you don't even need to leave your house to get milk, do you?
I mean, squeezing it out of your preggers cats and straight into your rich, chocolaty ovaltine DOES seem quite convenient.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:14:00 CDT (#)
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It happens when you get older. Your metabolism slows down....
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Shit. Ain't that the truth. I'm still fighting the good fight and managed to stay slender at 38. I can't keep it up forever though. The body will win. The body ALWAYS wins in the end.
Any day now I'm expecting my ass and thighs to start "the spread."
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:27:26 EDT (#)
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Vexx -
Yea, I love muscle milk. Good stuff, tastes amazing, too.
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I find though that if I drink too much of it, I start to actually SMELL like it. I know, bizarre huh. I guess it starts seeping out of my pores after the 2nd or 3rd glass?
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Even weirder - when he eats too much shit he starts to actually SOUND like it. I know, bizarre huh.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:32:49 EDT (#)
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I think you need to go with skim. I've always heard that there isn't a meaningful difference between whole and 2% - fat content-wise.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:31:10 EDT (#)
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Yozz below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:29:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:15:08 EDT (#)
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I've gained ten pounds in the past two weeks. Thank you Mcdonalds Big Macs. Thank you Burger King Whopper. Thank you Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich with no mayonaise. Thank you pizza from the fair. Deep fried twinkies from the fair. Thank you hamburger and fries from the fair. Thank you funnel cake. Thank you six sodas from the fair. Thank you homemade meatloaf and greenbean casserole. Thank you free cookies at work. Thank you halloween candy. Thank you Huddle House, for everything.
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Ghola's Pregnant!*
*Unsubstantiated rumor
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:27:26 EDT (#)
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Vexx -
Yea, I love muscle milk. Good stuff, tastes amazing, too.
I find though that if I drink too much of it, I start to actually SMELL like it. I know, bizarre huh. I guess it starts seeping out of my pores after the 2nd or 3rd glass?
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:23:31 EDT (#)
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I mix in skim milk with my Muscle Milk every day pre-work out... ever try m.m.?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:23:29 EDT (#)
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riveting
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:22:12 EDT (#)
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When the body is under stress, it releases cortisol. Cortisol is a hormone, which is manufactured by the adrenal cortex. When cortisol is released in the body, it sends a signal to increase appetite and to store fat.
When we are stressed out, our brain is told that we are hungry even when we are not. Our fat cells are then instructed to store as much fat as possible. Unfortunately, most of this fat is stored in our hips, tummy, and thighs. This is known as belly fat. Talk about adding insult to injury!
Just like our body needs a small amount of stress, it also needs cortisol. In fact, cortisol is necessary for the control of metabolizing carbohydrates. Too much cortisol is very harmful to the body. It tends to build up in the mid section. This is how stress affects our body in the case of belly fat.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:21:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:18:19 EDT (#)
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lol...ghola gets free cookies at work.
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Paper company mailed me free cookies. I was excited.
I ate all of them except the oatmeal raisin ones. Oatmeal raisin cookies suck.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:18:19 EDT (#)
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lol...ghola gets free cookies at work.
You should ask them to pay you instead.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:17:05 EDT (#)
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Stop being such a girl. What's next, your depilatory cream vs waxing quandary?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:16:56 EDT (#)
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must be all the fat between your ears draining out
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:15:08 EDT (#)
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I've gained ten pounds in the past two weeks. Thank you Mcdonalds Big Macs. Thank you Burger King Whopper. Thank you Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich with no mayonaise. Thank you pizza from the fair. Deep fried twinkies from the fair. Thank you hamburger and fries from the fair. Thank you funnel cake. Thank you six sodas from the fair. Thank you homemade meatloaf and greenbean casserole. Thank you free cookies at work. Thank you halloween candy. Thank you Huddle House, for everything.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:14:00 EDT (#)
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It happens when you get older. Your metabolism slows down, and next thing you know you've got a huge wobbly gut encroaching on your sock zone. Time to change springs on the ol' mountain bicycle suspension.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:09:50 EDT (#)
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BAHAHA! Seriously Gronk, how long did it take you to figure out where the - key is?
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:09:43 EDT (#)
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http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/pyramid/
Quit your fag-mouthin'.
And all milk has vitamin D, ass. It's called whole milk.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:06:40 EDT (#)
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Yea like anything YOU have to say is worthwhile.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:04:54 EDT (#)
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Sorry. Forgot you sloping forehead types haven't developed long-term memory yet.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:09:36 EDT (#)
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Tell ya what. I'll just call you both "Chuckie" from here on out. I can't be bothered to remember these things.
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:06:55 EDT (#)
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It's 'Bret', cocksleeve.
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:02:28 EDT (#)
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Chuckie?
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:01:06 EDT (#)
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How many times do I have to explain this to you, Chuckie? I am not trying to entertain you. If I were, I would throw in more jokes about flatus and making fire and the fleas you pick from your mammoth hides.
Now quit with the whining and go back to the posturing and idle threats. If you excel at anything, it's that.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-17 14:00:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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McCalllum is even pulling out hsi alters to -2 this. That's harsh.
Are you sure your putting on fat, or are you just becoming lactose intolerant?
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:59:02 EDT (#)
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Y HALO JACK_MCCALLUM
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:57:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:56:54 EDT (#)
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icarus, not being funny since (insert birthday here).
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-17 13:55:40 EDT (#)
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You know what will make you thinner? Death. Give it a go.