To Icarus: Thanks for blowing my cover, asshole [Really shitty post] (1543 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.43 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Forensic (View user info) at 2008-10-17 19:12:55 EDT
FINE! YOU FUCKERS JUST WON'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE.
The boss is not going to be happy about this. Confidentiality agreement n' stuff.
I need a drink.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:51:39 CDT (#)
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You are are old, FG. You also work in health care and wear black and ride a bicycle. Are you the grim reaper?
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-16 12:57:45 CDT (#)
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I dunno...the bony finger thing fits too.
It's all starting to make sense now
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-16 15:53:22 CDT (#)
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Sorry FG. he's got you.
http://www.cotesculpture.blogspot.com/ about 2/5ths the way down the page.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-23 11:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beautiful eyes, ever hang out in bathrooms?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:33:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-20 17:39:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-10-20 16:12:51 EDT (#)
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So it was you all along. I should have known.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-10-20 12:38:48 EDT (#)
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You have pretty eyes.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-20 12:11:52 EDT (#)
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Why you are a 40 something hag and still trying to stay relevant with teenager fashion is beyond me, but at least you are maintaining a portion of age masking. Good for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-20 11:46:46 EDT (#)
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I sue hope there's a "trap door" where those teeth are located on that mask.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-20 11:19:08 EDT (#)
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this is the most flattering picture I've seen of you
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-20 10:54:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:10:00 EDT (#)
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Needs more bukkake.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-20 09:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forensic!! Pretty pretty...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-10-20 09:08:16 EDT (#)
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It's a done deal. I'm plastering this picture in ALL the nuns' rooms at the local convent.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-10-20 06:40:20 EDT (#)
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look at all the guys tripping over their cocks looking at....
those.....amazing....eyes.
what?
oh yeah,
ahem!
good thing the face is covered, i bet there are some british like, gapped, bucked teeth under there.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-20 04:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the power!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-20 02:04:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-19 14:00:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-19 10:53:27 EDT (#)
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You look about a third of your age in this picture.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-19 06:02:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-10-19 03:28:22 EDT (#)
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based on this picture, given the opportunity, id let you fuck me.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-10-18 17:20:11 EDT (#)
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I don't get it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-18 17:05:34 EDT (#)
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I love the skullface, and yer eyes shur are purdy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-18 12:43:53 EDT (#)
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That oufit DOES look like something that Terry Pratchet would dream up and the BBC would put into action. I like the beads on the hat. Very Doctor Who circa 1980-something.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-18 12:41:58 EDT (#)
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SWEET!! Do you still have an hourglass for each person, or have you since gone digital? Can you decide what people die OF, or is that up to some deity or nameless force of fate? If it's the former, can you make people die of really ridiculous things like acne? Can I hold your scythe?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-18 11:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:17:59 EDT (#)
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Thank you. It's the blood of virgins that does it.
Why else do you think I hang around here?
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\HAHAHA
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-18 08:57:30 EDT (#)
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all women should be required to wear that mask.
maybe those muslims are onto something.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-10-18 03:58:32 EDT (#)
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I'd let YOU blow MY cover!
(I'm talking about fellatio fyi)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-18 03:04:33 EDT (#)
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'Bad ass' people don't have Yankee Candles on the shelf.
Unless the scent is 'Spring virgin Sacrifice', though I believed they discontinued that fragrance?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-18 02:30:51 EDT (#)
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*intimidated*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:43:34 EDT (#)
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That Icarus....whatta narc. This picture is six kinds of awesome.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:20:54 EDT (#)
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HOT photo fg.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-18 01:10:00 EDT (#)
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Needs more bukkake.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-18 00:39:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:17:59 EDT (#)
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Thank you. It's the blood of virgins that does it.
Why else do you think I hang around here?
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Stop bleeding me. I'm weak and unable to kick this cold.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-18 00:11:34 EDT (#)
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I want to come in your eyes now
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-10-18 00:03:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by metalbeast7 (user info) at 2008-10-17 23:42:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-17 22:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:17:59 EDT (#)
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Thank you. It's the blood of virgins that does it.
Why else do you think I hang around here?
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Fucking awesome.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-17 21:15:18 EDT (#)
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Awesome picture though.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-17 20:01:37 EDT (#)
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A WINNER IS YOU.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 20:00:02 EDT (#)
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I'm honored, Skrap.
I should have pulled the bike out, put on the black leather, THEN taken the pic.
Live and learn
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:53:46 EDT (#)
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Well that's an awesome pic. You're as badass as I thought you'd be.
http://www.ratpackcycles.com/TwoVs.jpg
The one on the right, which I will be using to crank out the blues for some drunk partygoers in about an hour, is now officially called "BFG3" in your honor.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:53:09 EDT (#)
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Beautiful eyes. Mine, while also blue, tend to be bloodshot.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:43:07 EDT (#)
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nice hat
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:41:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:19:51 EDT (#)
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lol below
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:17:59 EDT (#)
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Thank you. It's the blood of virgins that does it.
Why else do you think I hang around here?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:16:27 EDT (#)
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Ooh, pretty eyes. And holy crap, you look 14 here.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-17 19:16:10 EDT (#)
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FUCK. YEAH. +2 for life