Daydreaming (358 hits)
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Submitted by Jordan <jrsj30.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-10-20 00:04:42 EDT
I guess you can only relate to this "random bit of word throw up" if you go to highschool, I guess if you don't go to highschool you can try to relate it to daydreaming in staff meetings or whatever the hell you do in the business world.
I'm not sure if you did/do this in highschool but when I am in class I am constently drifting in and out of reality. I know what your thinking "I don't care about what you think about while your busy failing highschool, write something funny because humor is the only thing worth writting on the internet", and your correct most of my mid-day fantasies aren't very funny. But usually when the teacher calls on me and I'm not paying attention the following actions are funny (or at least funny to the kids around me). This is usually what happens:
1. I'm imagining myself having sex with the teacher's assistant while the rest of the class is watching us in their underwear, I'm not sure why the rest of the class is watching or why they are in there underwear mabye if your into psychology you should look into that.
2. The intercourse is interupted by loud repitions of my name and then I drift back into the irkesome reality that we call highschool.
3. The teacher asks if I was paying attention and I reply with a confident "yes, yes of course", then he asks for the answer to the question they've been talking about for the last 10 minutes.
And then I try to ask what # we are on without admitting that I wasn't paying attention (even though everyone in the room knows that I was not paying attention including the teacher and his hot assistant. I usually say something along the lines of "getting the answer to the question we are on is a long and drawn out process that usually starts with adressing the numerical value of the question. I know it but do you think you could restate it for me."
4. He gives me the number and I look down at the spanish book and read #5. The question might say something like "como ____= how are you" "a.estas b.cow c.dios mios". And everytime he calls on me and I'm not paying attention, no matter how easy the question, I can't think the only thing I can do is go over the possible answers again and again in my head until i finally spit out "umm... ummm... the answer to number 5 is.... como 'blank' which means 'how are you' in engish and... the blank is in there representing the actual answer which is dios mios". After i give the answer, he says NO as loud as possible and the class laughs and i go back to daydreaming.
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-20 08:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-20 08:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Poor relation of a possibly good subject. Maybe you could stop daydreaming in English class for a while. It may help make your posts more readable.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-10-20 07:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you had me at "I don't care about what you think about while your busy failing highschool"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-20 07:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT WHAT (in the butt)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-20 05:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound wild. Simply wild.
Submitted by BigDaddyDubya (user info) at 2008-10-20 05:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-20 00:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-20 00:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Daydreaming, I tend to do this a lot, but I'm smart enough that I can usually answer the questions anyway.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-10-20 00:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh... to be young and ignorant.
+2 if you had attached a picture of the "hot" assistant.