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I have to get the Gay off me. (NSFW) (1392 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -1.14 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-10-22 12:54:15 EDT


Hi ya'll. I was just frequenting a homo's post without realizing it and now I feel dirty. Unclean. Tainted.

It's not that I'm homophobic. You wanna fuck another dude in the ass, be my guest. It's just that being in proximity with such people...even electronically...even ones across the pond...well it makes the Irish Catholic in me rear it's ugly head and I need to cleanse my soul.

This should help quite a bit.




I now feel 100 percent less gay.jpeg (52 kB)

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Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-10-26 16:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-26 15:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:19:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to bite it!
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*fwap*
*fwap*























and im done

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-26 07:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

plus two. file name.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-10-26 06:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-10-21 16:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-10-06 02:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-09-28 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-09-21 00:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-09-18 04:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-09-13 20:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto -2 forever.


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to bite it!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-23 04:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Methink the lady doth protest too much.

Also, you flop more often than a Vegas croupier.

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-22 19:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Beat it, fag.

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-10-22 15:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"It's not that I'm homophobic."

Oh sure.

Please, you probably have a lot of reasons to cleanse your soul.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

please


they don't let lowlifes like you in my neighborhood

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why yes, yes I do. I'll start with yours. Where do you live again BAMF?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahaha...don't you have some cheap booze to get wasted on before you go plow a few kids?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what a fag!

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oops, forgot to +2.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Telling Method that he's fat and going abso-fucking-lutely nowhere in life does in fact give me reason to live.


It used to be my Fear Factory albums from the 90's that did that for me but I've moved on.


Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-22 14:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Listen, we all have to deal with the stereotypes we're assigned here on ubersite. For example, everyone thinks I'm a fat greasy metrosexual, and I roll with it because, well, oathmeal has nothing else to live for besides ubersite and belittling people better than him. Who am I to deny him that tiny pleasure, and who are you, for that matter, to do the same? He would kill himself otherwise.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm hardly a pedo. I like women exclusivly, as evidenced by my THREE marriages and two fiances.

Method is just lame. A sweater = pedo? That's stupid. A sweater = warm Director in cold weather is all. It's sad because he's capable of so much better with his insults.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's just that we've got a few Uberers that seem to ooze that pedo stench. I just never picked up on it from Director.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahahahaha..............................................................................................................No.









I'm not yet done with torturing the one I've got now.





Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why, you doing some background research before you actually date this loser?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, ok.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just kidding, it's the sweaters he wears, very pedotastic!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Public records!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method--where did the Director = Pedo come from? Seriously, I want to know. I want to know if there's yet another pedo on Uber.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Y HALO THAR PHOTOSHOP TOUCH UPS

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're gonna have to scrub a lot harder than this.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ughhhhhh...anyone have a towel.

that woman could turn Elton John straight.

thats pussy was designed by god himself

here endeth the lesson.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-22 13:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yet you have zero qualms about fisting underage boys, go figure


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