SPT & Camwhore (2263 hits)
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Submitted by sage104 (View user info) at 2008-10-22 23:52:37 EDT
I really have nothing to say.
Sage, cheesing, below.
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-28 16:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha sorry if it came off like that, it was ment as a compliment.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:31:42 EDT (#)
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Honestly I can't blame you guys for hating on neck-up only camwhores...bitches be triflin'.
http://www.filehurricane.com/media/1485
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-27 00:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-25 14:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but I get nervous when the camwhore stops at the neck.
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Very valid point...
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-27 00:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for looking like a psycho-chick that's great in the sack.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok...study break for the Sage.
Achtungbaby: first of all, in my opinion, anyone who's handle ends in "baby" is a fucking goon, in my opinion. The dislike is mutual, faggot. Go stink up someone else's post, you fuck.
Bart: you spend too much time on the internet, or else you wouldn't be "nervous" by neck-up camwhores. I have no problem with full body camwhores...I'll be sure and post accordingly next time.
Hidden: I am high as I type. Jah lives!!
Pandora: Find me the verse in the Bible that says that blow jobs = sodomy. Until then, slurp slurp gulp, mother fucker.
Iam: I don't fuck random people, especially not REPUBLICAN randoms. Thanks for the compliment, in any event.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-25 23:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah the pic stops at the neck but you can tell shes not fat. I would do her.. hell I might even talk to her after.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-25 23:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 10:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I imagine you give quite a toothy blow job.
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Are you kidding? She can't give blowjobs. According to the Bible, blowjobs are a form of sodomy or onanism or some shit, and the Bible is THE WORD OF GOD.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-25 14:34:43 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
damn, i wonder what i did to deserve that?
maybe you don't have the personality, bud. maybe that's why you don't meet women. i can help you. do you want me to be your wingman?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-10-25 14:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but I get nervous when the camwhore stops at the neck.
Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-10-25 07:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like you, you should fuck off. And hidden? Charlie from two and a half men? It's a parody. of a real person. you are not him - at all. You need to stop glamming/hamming it up it's getting kind of stupid. I'm really handsome and I don't meet as many girls as you apparently do, so it's starting to smell a bit....you know, fishy. whores aren't real girls beady eyes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-25 02:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:36:26 EDT (#)
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Kaos: I like to "get silly" from time to time.
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i just "got silly". i will probably pack another bowl of "silly" soon and get even more "silly".
sillybuns.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-10-24 22:42:06 EDT (#)
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you can't be that attractive and give people advice noboddy would take you seriously... well just superficial people like me
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:37:44 EDT (#)
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I just realized that I quarantined my replies to Oathy & weather's reviews. Probably better for everyone that way, hmmm.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:36:26 EDT (#)
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Kaos: I like to "get silly" from time to time.
Hidden: No, it's not gay. It's definitely not gay.
Iambetteratit: Thanks.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:34:22 EDT (#)
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Oathy: I WOULDN'T call my BJ technique "toothy"; however, I DO use them so as to mix up the sensations a little bit.
Shuck it, weather. Shuck it long, and shuck it hard. You can light my cigarette when you're through.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:13:38 EDT (#)
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cute
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 12:19:08 EDT (#)
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Nobody tells the weather what to do, you flat chested wench. Get me a beer bitch and remember that the weather has no birthdays except for the one that just passed on the 22nd.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 10:23:59 EDT (#)
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I imagine you give quite a toothy blow job.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-24 06:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem like a silly shit.
I'm all for that...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-24 00:46:25 EDT (#)
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i'm in my hotel room right now and i was getting ready to look at some porn. i met plenty of ladies in Ballston last night, but like i said, i'm not interested in meaningless sex anymore. i've been jacking off a lot, but not on my own face.
i'd cum on Director's face. that's not gay, is it?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 00:14:51 EDT (#)
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I was going to do it but I chickened out. I fail at fiction.
Weather, fuck you AND your birthday. Go rain on someone who cares, bitch. Post the weather report for Ikitsuki, Japan. Ok, go.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-24 00:10:45 EDT (#)
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I bet you can, Hidden. I'm sure that's all you CAN do while you're stuck in hotel rooms all by yourself with your porn.
Thanks Director. Maybe Hidden can come on YOUR face one of these days. Make it happen.
Ok now I'm going to post a fictional story that is going to suck ass. Let's go read it and then we can all point and laugh at Sage. I wrote it in 15 minutes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-24 00:01:20 EDT (#)
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i can cum on my own face.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:39:47 EDT (#)
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I would also seriously consider wedging my dick up one or both of your nostrils.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:18:54 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, Director. Come on your own face.
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I would if I could sugar muffin.
Anyway don't get your balls in an uproar. It's just how I roll dawg. You're pretty and everything. I'd buttfuck you, fo sho.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:19:55 EDT (#)
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Thanks Hook.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:18:54 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, Director. No one cares about you OR your broke ass, mother fucker. Come on your own face.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-23 22:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Points!1!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-23 22:53:25 EDT (#)
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Perfect "come on my face" pose.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-10-23 18:34:36 EDT (#)
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Too pretty for uber
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 18:23:58 EDT (#)
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Rr: I happen to enjoy uber, and the mean people who dwell therein. I have a penchant for assholes, or I'm a glutton for punishment, or all of the above.
Yozz: I would, but I just can't help myself.
Maddog: I have 32 teeth. Got 4 taken out, then the wisdoms grew in. They're straight and everything.
Jeanneee: Thanks for the info...I'll def check it out. :)
Wildman: I'm not a dwarf!! I'm 5'3"!!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-10-23 18:16:15 EDT (#)
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what are you doing on uber with a face like that?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-23 17:37:15 EDT (#)
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And I told you to stop staring at me.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-23 17:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:35:26 EDT (#)
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Yozz: Rot In Pieces.
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Well, THAT'S not very lady like.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-10-23 17:32:54 EDT (#)
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I can count 19 teeth in your smile.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-10-23 17:04:44 EDT (#)
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Well I'll be dammed. You're a real-life dwarf!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all good. Gossip Girl comes on the CW Mondays at 8. It's a guilty pleasure that only true camp connoisseurs can appreciate.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:56:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:41:43 EDT (#)
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Put one too many "e"'s in "Jeanneee", below.
Mea culpa.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:37:56 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah!
Inion: I've never been told I look like Ann Coulter...definitely a first!
Jeanneeee: Also, before you I've never been told I look like Taylor Momsen. What time/channel does Gossip Girl come on? I've been meaning to check it out...we probably DO have the same taste in TV shows. It looked quite entertaining, IMHO.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 16:35:26 EDT (#)
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Gotta love the comments. In response:
I_can_get: Whose sticking out their tongue? Not me. Also, I plan on being dead when I die. Just saying.
Sgt: Thanks! The DMV says they're blue, but they're GREEN, dammit!! Clearly they're green. The DMV ALSO misspelled my last name as I just saw. I didn't check my license before I left, which is my own stupid fault...blasted screaming, crying ass bay bay's kids...I was just trying to get the fuck out of there before I completely lost it. I digress.
Weather: Gross. PS: Doodles is right though...when is she coming down next?
Yozz: Rot In Pieces.
Hidden: I'm in VA Beach at an HGI right now. Next week it'll be Luray, a couple weeks after that it'll be Roanoke...that's where I'll be until December, too! It's always the RIC on the weekends, though.
EI: Herro.
Una: Mmmmm...what flavor...vanilla, or chocolate? BTW...I can touch my nose with my tongue.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-10-23 14:16:48 EDT (#)
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you'd look good with a glob of my baby batter dripping off your nose.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-23 13:52:47 EDT (#)
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Hello.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-10-23 12:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:01:34 EDT (#)
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if you can't fill the void with meaningless sex that means it's time for drugs and sex or more threesomes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-23 12:12:49 EDT (#)
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It was actually a mashup of South Park & Family Guy, as we all know I don't have an original thought in my fat head
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-23 12:02:21 EDT (#)
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You really do look like Taylor Momsen.
She plays Jenny on Gossip Girl, in case you don't have the same wretchedly campy taste in television that I do.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-23 12:01:06 EDT (#)
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South Park.
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:58:38 EDT (#)
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Is method lobbing Family Guy quotes again?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:17:04 EDT (#)
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well then there you go. i may be able to acquire a midget to suit your purposes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:06:44 EDT (#)
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i've got the drugs part taken care of. haven't had a threesome in a loooooong time though.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:04:44 EDT (#)
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Speaking of cheesing, by the way, Jack McCallum is a huge proponent of cheesing. He's made several homemade contraptions that efficiently agitate his favorite cat Paul (Paul! HAH! What a silly name for a cat!) without all the fuss and muss afterwards. You just can't IMAGINE the hassle it is to get an angry, struggling cat to spray its urine directly into your face, no matter how much catnip you have on hand.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-23 11:01:34 EDT (#)
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if you can't fill the void with meaningless sex that means it's time for drugs and sex or more threesomes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:59:59 EDT (#)
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hahahaha. Method is just trying to get me started.
i'm being good right now. i realize i can't fill the void with meaningless sex anymore.
but i'm going to keep trying.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method just wants to watch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:53:26 EDT (#)
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See, you guys could just travel the country together and split the bill, it would be much more cost efficient, and plus, you could have sex if you were so inclined! You don't HAVE to, but I'm just saying, kill two birds with one stone.....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:51:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:46:24 EDT (#)
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You and Hidden both apparently live out of hotel rooms, it's meant to be, you guys should totally hang out. Don't worry, you don't have to have sex with him though, just take it slow, see where it goes.
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bwahahahahahahahahaha
i'm typing this from a hotel room in Fairfax.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:19:02 EDT (#)
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i just farted...you can probably smell it
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:11:45 EDT (#)
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+1 ann coulter.
kidding. you have a very promising career as a playboy bunny ahead of you. i'm not even kidding about that.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
One normal photo please.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:06:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:05:09 EDT (#)
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stop replying hartman
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stop typing, toe
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:01:46 EDT (#)
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Toss me the cheese for sure
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-10-23 10:01:06 EDT (#)
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missing lauren hanley two below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:43:12 EDT (#)
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Stop staring at me.
POINTS!
*Yozz kills himself*
Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:12:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:26:00 EDT (#)
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frankthebear will fuck your brains out.
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Also, you look like an extremely loose girl. You probably jack people off onto your stomach.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:05:09 EDT (#)
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stop replying hartman
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-23 09:03:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:56:40 EDT (#)
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damn you hartman, i'm trying to accomplish something here.
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uhhhhhh my bad?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:56:40 EDT (#)
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damn you hartman, i'm trying to accomplish something here.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:54:25 EDT (#)
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well hello deah....
that asian Lopan from the movie "Big Trouble in Little China" would love those green eyes.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I tend to find that a simple 'sticking your tounge out' phote suffices as a 'stupid' photo.
Your teeth scare me. If you become a zombie - people are going to be hurting is all i'm saying.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:16:33 EDT (#)
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My teeth are rather large, aren't they?
And I *will* encourage my children to play soccer, or hockey, or football, whenever I decide to have kids (4-9 years from now). As of now, I'm just Aint Aimee (that's how my 4 year old twin nephews pronounce it...adorable).
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-10-23 08:10:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/9661
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:49:37 EDT (#)
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2 words: Soccer Mom.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You and Hidden both apparently live out of hotel rooms, it's meant to be, you guys should totally hang out. Don't worry, you don't have to have sex with him though, just take it slow, see where it goes.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-23 05:49:56 EDT (#)
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Ubersite really needs more black chicks.
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ebony porn sites are that way =============>
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There are no ebony sites with a black lady frying an egg and asking me about my day.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could be a prettier version of Gnasher in Dennis the Menace.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:33:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-23 05:49:56 EDT (#)
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Ubersite really needs more black chicks.
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ebony porn sites are that way =============>
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty. Ladies with big flarey nostrils tend to be strong willed.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-23 07:05:58 EDT (#)
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Welcome to the Fellowship of the Blonde. We will be starting a quest, the Quest of the Big Teef.
Sweet Jesus that was gay. I'm sorry.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-23 05:58:33 EDT (#)
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Quite terrifying.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-10-23 05:49:56 EDT (#)
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Ubersite really needs more black chicks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-23 05:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot stuff...where's the rest?
you look like a quebec so-called singer called "Marie Mai"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-23 02:57:29 EDT (#)
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I think you may have scared my penis to death.
Submitted by HerrSchniedelwichs (user info) at 2008-10-23 01:56:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-10-23 01:47:56 EDT (#)
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Of course you have nothing to say. Let your tits do the talking.
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LISTEN TO THIS MAN ^^^^^
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-10-23 01:47:56 EDT (#)
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Of course you have nothing to say. Let your tits do the talking.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-10-23 01:05:28 EDT (#)
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It's fun to do
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-23 01:05:09 EDT (#)
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EEEP
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:43:16 EDT (#)
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You have gorgeous eyes.
May I have them?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:17:11 EDT (#)
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Also, this could could use a bit more bukkake.
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Hey...that's my line!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119336#2799812
Oh...and the post? -2 for the content, but +1 for actually going for the complete mugwhore.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:26:00 EDT (#)
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frankthebear will fuck your brains out.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:17:11 EDT (#)
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Also, this could could use a bit more bukkake.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:16:55 EDT (#)
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I've had a weird day. I was in CPE (tax training for work) for 8 hours today. Then, I had to study...I read 7 chapters for my Tax Research & Jurisprudence class (my Masters classes just started up again on Monday and I'm taking 9 credit hours in 8 weeks). Then, I ate dinner with work friends. Then, my allergies started kicking my ass and kept me up. Now, my allergy MEDS are keeping me up, hence the midnight shit post. I think I'm going to try to go to sleep now.
BTW, this pic was taken (by me) when I vacationed in VA Beach by myself this August. Yes, I'm the weirdo who goes on vacation by herself. I win.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:10:31 EDT (#)
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You appear to be getting into this Ubersite thing.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-10-23 00:09:58 EDT (#)
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I had no idea you were a chick, it never even occurred to me to wonder who/what you are
can I buy you a drink? =)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-10-22 23:58:23 EDT (#)
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way to attempt to look normal.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-22 23:56:24 EDT (#)
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Freaky.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-22 23:54:57 EDT (#)
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