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Lyman Ward Military Academy (LWMA) - It's time to get guerilla (1391 hits)

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-24 14:41:05 EDT


I can take comfort in knowing that even though this post might get -2nami'ed off the front page, it will still be indexed by the bigger search engines out there, which is half of the point here.



Most of you know I went to a military school for high school. I spent 5 years at Lyman Ward Military Academy, a 'Southern School of Distinction'. LWMA is still in business, and still accepting new students (or, 'cadets') for enrollment in the 2009-2010 school year.

The problem is, that shit goes on in that school that parents are not made aware of, AND the school attempts to cover up. I have seen these atrocities myself (as well as have written about them here on ubersite) and I have proof.


Hazing. Emotional abuse. Sexual assault. Drug use. Extortion. Organized beatings. Cadets pushed to the point of suicide.

All commonplace.



"But Oathy! What kind of proof? We need something more than first-hand testimonial!"


I hear you. That's why I have gone to the length of ripping the banned youtube videos of Lyman Ward Military Academy cadet hazing into a re-streamable format for easy hosting of Photobucket.

You see, I initially posted these videos on YouTube with hopes that, because it's an 'open forum', others might be educated about what actually goes on there.

But, the school found them and subpoenaed YouTube (I just received an e-mail from the administration this morning). Now the videos are gone.


OR ARE THEY?


Now.


Here's where I'd like your input.

Please take a moment to visit one (or more) of these links, viewing the videos that they contain:

http://s481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/entrophize/?action=view&current=video.flv

(This video shows a cadet being forced to clean another cadet's room. Turn the audio up.)

http://s481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/entrophize/?action=view&current=video2.flv
http://s481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/entrophize/?action=view&current=video3.flv
http://s481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/entrophize/?action=view&current=video4.flv


I would like your HONEST opinion:

If you had a son of middle school age, and you thought that he could benefit from a disciplined, militarily modeled education at a school like Lyman Ward, would you send him there?


It's a yes or no questions. I don't want caveats. WOULD you send him there?



Oh and by the way, the tuition for each cadet is $15,995 for 9 months. Just thought I'd throw that in there.


I appreciate your evaluation. I would love nothing more than to see this post become a TRUE thorn in the side of this goddamned school, knowing what I know about Bart's refusal to pull posts or add them to his robots.txt file for omission from search engine indexes.

Just in case this post needs more meta text for better indexing:

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA

LYMAN WARD MILITARY ACADEMY
CAMP HILL, ALABAMA




Oh and method is fat.

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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-11-02 03:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 06:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-25 23:38:47 BST (#)
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These aren't nearly as shocking as the videos put up at www.smouch.net/lol


Turn the audio up.
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I'd like to think in some way this was due to me.
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Red roll'd, for sure. :D

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like fun...
Wait. What?


I was sent to a Presbyterian prep school.
Kinda the same thing, but with less rape.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:31:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeanneee must be a lesbian for fucking this big pussy.





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You have absolutely no class whatsoever. """"



ahahahahaha

hypocrite of the week award is sewn up.






Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bring it all. I'll still make a bloody, ugly smear out of you on the street with barely any effort, cockwad.
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YOU'RE SO INTIMIDATING!

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck Fatties, Bullies Get Their Room Cleaned Because They Earned It

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus Christ, you TOO, EI?



Sorry, Jeanneee. I don't know what's gotten into these dipshits.

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Oh Oathmeal, you're so dreamy. We never knew you were such a stand up guy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she only ruffled my hair and called me a scamp

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus Christ, you TOO, EI?



Sorry, Jeanneee. I don't know what's gotten into these dipshits.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeanneee licked oathys ring

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:37:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:05:16 GMT (#)
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Jeanneee must be a lesbian for fucking this big pussy.
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EXPLAIN

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:31:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeanneee must be a lesbian for fucking this big pussy.





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You have absolutely no class whatsoever.

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Hi Pot, my name is Kettle.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeanneee must be a lesbian for fucking this big pussy.





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You have absolutely no class whatsoever.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jeanneee must be a lesbian for fucking this big pussy.

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-29 14:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-27 07:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

May as well get together with Beano, you can be sad lonely losers together.

====================

....how can a man feel lonely when he has the attention of a stalker.

:o)

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-28 08:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a slap fight and making other boys clean your room? this isn't a military academy, it's a FAGGOT academy!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-28 08:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=lyman+ward+military+academy+camp+hill+alabama+ubersite

Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-10-27 20:21:40 EDT (#)
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Ohmigod! What the hell? this is some bullshit. The only thing I would change about these video's is that they didn't beat the fat kid harder.

My buddy on the team has gotten it way worse than that fat kid. Our fat kid is tough. hahaha are you serioulsy bitching about this?

Highschool sucked for me too. I got over it. I choose to make money now. This shouldn't have hindered you. Bro your like 30.

But alas, I would have beat the fat kid harder and made him give truffle shuffles. hahaah

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-27 11:56:23 EDT (#)
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"Swanson!"

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-27 10:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sexual assualt....?

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-27 10:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry you had to go through that.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-27 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I quote the immortal words from the book of steve.... "skate it off!"

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-27 08:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by spudwrench (user info) at 2008-10-27 01:24:07 EDT (#)
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makes me think of that movie ''Sleepers''

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Are you trying to be sarcastic?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-27 08:36:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spudwrench (user info) at 2008-10-27 01:24:07 EDT (#)
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makes me think of that movie ''Sleepers''
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I believe I already said that....

but I could be wrong...

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-27 07:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 17:38:58 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not that there's anything wrong with being fat per se - it just seems rather rich that you'd have a go at other people about that.

Were you ginger too before you got old?


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Don't worry about red, I'm not fat. I may at some points in my life been slightly chubby but at the moment I can definitely say I'm not so he can call me names all he likes. I only have sympathy for him that he's got nothing better to do than shower us with vehemence. What a sad, sorry existence he leads and the fat ginger twat bullied for obvious reasons who wrote this post crying like a baby. wah wah wah, my life is so shit, my dad put me to a rich military boys school where they 'didn't' butt fuck me wah wah wah... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you were even too ugly to bum rape, that's hysterical! I guess you've had zero luck with the ladies also! May as well get together with Beano, you can be sad lonely losers together.


Submitted by spudwrench (user info) at 2008-10-27 01:24:07 EDT (#)
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makes me think of that movie ''Sleepers''

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-27 00:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wait wait wait wait YOU are the fat red headed kid with bitch tits that evreyone is picking on........ that is awesome

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-10-26 19:27:20 EDT (#)
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OMG! It's like a real life LORD OF THE FLIES! Someone should do something. Really.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-10-26 17:24:47 EDT (#)
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What? No video of the fat kid being tit-fucked by these wiggers?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not that there's anything wrong with being fat per se - it just seems rather rich that you'd have a go at other people about that.

Were you ginger too before you got old?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Beano, you do realise you are actually a fat cunt? I've seen pictures. CHUBBY


Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:28:34 EDT (#)
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+2 for upsetting that fat ugly cunt Banjo and making Jake pee is his long trousers AGAIN.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 13:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"

The ginger says "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold" the genie looks at him and says "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? that's impossible. pick something else." so the ginger says "I want everyone to stop taking the piss out of my hair colour"

the genie says "so this mansion, you want en suite bathrooms?"

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-26 10:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 20:45:22 BST (#)
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Redskies, of all the Ubersite trolls who flock to my posts just to drop their hallowed -2's, you're the only one of them determined enough to camp here and berate me for a series of very real experiences I had as a youth.



Do you not see anything even slightly creepy about that?



Get a fucking life, man.

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Holy Jesus fucking Christ you are the probably the gayest loser in the universe!!!!

Dry your disgusting wet pussy and grow a set of balls! This is by no means the worst school and I'll bet your dad sent you there because he knew you'd grow up to be a drivelling gaylord. He must be so disappointed you grew up a drivelling gaylord despite his efforts to straighten you out.

As mentioned below, you're 30. How can you still blame your childhood experiences for your impotence as a human being? You are the type of person who will be bullied their whole life, you are a victim and its not surprising to see why. My only hope is you're never allowed to procreate as you are exactly the kind of person Darwin said should drop out of the gene pool. Take your ginger pubes with you and rot in hell fucker!

Redskies FTW!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-26 06:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-25 23:38:47 BST (#)
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These aren't nearly as shocking as the videos put up at www.smouch.net/lol


Turn the audio up.
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I'd like to think in some way this was due to me.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-26 04:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha, I hear Brothers in Arms right now...how fitting.

Will look at the links at home.

Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-10-26 00:49:44 EDT (#)
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If you keep a large number of young men in a stressful, austiere environment for any ammount of time shit like that is the local entertainment. Better than TV.

Would I send my kid? only if they cracked down on the PT standards. That fat scum bag is a pussy, and a disgrace.



Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-25 19:42:08 EDT (#)
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goddamnit coley.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-10-25 18:38:47 EDT (#)
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These aren't nearly as shocking as the videos put up at www.smouch.net/lol


Turn the audio up.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-25 14:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You don't quite understand how to get a webpage high in google rankings, do you? It's not text. It's links. Text does not define relevance. How well-linked the page is does.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-25 11:08:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AngryforaLiving (user info) at 2008-10-25 11:05:42 EDT (#)
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I don't know man. I've had a lot of abuse in my life, when I was about six my old man used to stage bare knuckles boxing matches with me at 3:30 in the morning after he came home from the bar, all through grade school and high school I got the shit kicked out of me by assholes, sometimes 4 or 5 guys at a time. But looking back on it, I wouldn't change any of that shit, because it's made me the person I am today. It was pretty bad at the time, and there's no way in hell I would wish that on anyone else, but at the same time, much like Proust, I've come to understand that those years of suffering and violence have been beneficial to my development as a human being, and have shaped me more then the times of tranquility ever could have. I don't regret it.

All that to say that physical abuse and hazing, while not great, are not the worst things in the world. Would I choose to send my kid to that school? No. But I might choose to go, if I thought that enduring that would give me something important.
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Im assuming "Boy Named Sue" is your favorite song in teh world evar?

Submitted by AngryforaLiving (user info) at 2008-10-25 11:05:42 EDT (#)
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I don't know man. I've had a lot of abuse in my life, when I was about six my old man used to stage bare knuckles boxing matches with me at 3:30 in the morning after he came home from the bar, all through grade school and high school I got the shit kicked out of me by assholes, sometimes 4 or 5 guys at a time. But looking back on it, I wouldn't change any of that shit, because it's made me the person I am today. It was pretty bad at the time, and there's no way in hell I would wish that on anyone else, but at the same time, much like Proust, I've come to understand that those years of suffering and violence have been beneficial to my development as a human being, and have shaped me more then the times of tranquility ever could have. I don't regret it.

All that to say that physical abuse and hazing, while not great, are not the worst things in the world. Would I choose to send my kid to that school? No. But I might choose to go, if I thought that enduring that would give me something important.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-25 11:01:57 EDT (#)
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I've heard this story before!!!

wasn't it called "sleepers"?

just kidding thats fucked up man, and I bet ginger kids were at the lowest end of the totum at that "precursor to the arian brotherhood" you called school.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-25 10:18:25 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I was napping...

Did someone say something about rape?




Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-25 09:53:20 EDT (#)
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I just watched the other clips, the "hazing" didn't seemt hat bad.

The one kid seems to want to get the towel/soap tot he face. Most of the kids wanted to "slap fight" (fags).

And I couldn't tell when the one guy was getting punched by the albino elmer fud.

Shit like that would happen at any highschool. My only concern would be how long they could do that since there seems to be no time away from other students.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-25 09:45:22 EDT (#)
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I am more disturbed by the retard rednecks in the background talking gangsta than them making fatty clean their room.

DOesn't quite make it up there as far as hazing goes in my book.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-25 08:00:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:41:11 EDT (#)
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Of course he takes it seriously, Sico. This faggot has nothing else to 'take seriously' outside of his collection of pokemon miniatures and cereal boxtops.

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Again, I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm the weather, you know rain, snow, clouds, atmospheric pressure, average precipitation, shit of that nature(haha).

I sure hope you can get this right in the coming weeks.
_________________

plus 2 Oaty and sico...

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-25 03:43:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-10-24 23:25:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-24 22:17:04 EDT (#)
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i went to a fucked up boarding school too.

i wish there was something i could to do bring that place down.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-24 21:15:25 EDT (#)
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okay, maybe the stuff you dealt with in high school was a TAD worse than what some others dealt with...but it was still just high scholl hazing bullshit.

the most interesting part of this post is that last link of you getting the abuse. if you had that shit back then why didn't you share it with your very, very well off daddy?



anyway, what are you now? 30? skate that shit off, lardass.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:51:13 EDT (#)
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I'm really sorry you got sent there. I certainly wouldn't want any child of mine going to a place like that.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-24 18:01:50 EDT (#)
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stockholm syndrome below

Submitted by SatansPetMonkey (user info) at 2008-10-24 17:49:02 EDT (#)
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Hazings, beatings etc etc all things that make young men and women angry, aggressive and a little bit more used to hardship. Just what is needed in the military. Carry on I say (and yes, I am in the army so I do know what I'm talking about).

Submitted by BigDaddyDubya (user info) at 2008-10-24 17:26:29 EDT (#)
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FINALLY!

Now we know where all the rage and psychotic episodes of bipolar-ism stem from.

My advice, and I am 100% fucking honest here - Get some emotional counseling. You still carry that shit with you.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this post is not found on the google.
therefore it exists not.


But,
if you Google lyman ward millitary acadamy, on page twelve, third down, you get coordinates of the school with some type of A-rab writing.
WTF?

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

got anything else you can cry about?

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:12:46 EDT (#)
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Cyrus -



My father did very, very well for himself and yes, that required him to be traveling roughly 2 weeks out of a given month.

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:41:11 EDT (#)
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Of course he takes it seriously, Sico. This faggot has nothing else to 'take seriously' outside of his collection of pokemon miniatures and cereal boxtops.

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Again, I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm the weather, you know rain, snow, clouds, atmospheric pressure, average precipitation, shit of that nature(haha).

I sure hope you can get this right in the coming weeks.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-24 16:10:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:11:23 EDT (#)
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Why did your parents send you off to military school?
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No in honesty...it was circumstantial. When my mother passed, I was very young and my father couldn't shoulder the burden of 5 kids, singly.

So, off I went (along with my 2 brothers).

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Along with 2 brothers?

So instead, your dad picked up the burden of almost 50K/year in military school tuition?

He must have been REALLY busy and REALLY loaded.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To much love in the post reviews.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:51:19 EDT (#)
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man, and I thought MY school sucked.

at least I got to go home every night.



in other news bart will just exclude this from the search engines, the last thing he needs is more subpoenas, but then you probably don't care.



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

bored of this now. I've had my fun.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:46:16 EDT (#)
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i think jake's drunk...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:46:09 EDT (#)
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Honestly - I find it difficult to believe people even talked to you as a child.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:45:22 EDT (#)
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Redskies, of all the Ubersite trolls who flock to my posts just to drop their hallowed -2's, you're the only one of them determined enough to camp here and berate me for a series of very real experiences I had as a youth.



Do you not see anything even slightly creepy about that?



Get a fucking life, man.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:45:17 EDT (#)
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Male rape is a serious issue.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:44:59 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry - I never meant to hurt your feelings :(

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:44:31 EDT (#)
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Seriously now. Were you raped? Is that why you're such a posturing cock? Is it compensation?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:43:29 EDT (#)
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'faggot' is an incredibly gay insult by the way.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:43:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:42:50 EDT (#)
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I take hormone abuse very seriously Bretany. When did you first want to be a woman? At what age? Was it when the first of your class mates pinned you down and dryhumped your frantically clenched bumcheeks?

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:41:11 EDT (#)
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Of course he takes it seriously, Sico. This faggot has nothing else to 'take seriously' outside of his collection of pokemon miniatures and cereal boxtops.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:41:06 EDT (#)
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It was the thought of your ginger hair covered tits that made me vomit a bit in my mouth.



I'm not cross with your Bretany. If anything it's pity.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:40:00 EDT (#)
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Looks like I made Jakey-poo a bit angry!


Was it the accusation that you enjoy oral sex with men?


Or was it my awesome internet posturing in general that got you all wound up?


Please, enlighten me.

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:38:53 EDT (#)
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Redskies, do you really, truly take all of this THAT seriously? Seriously?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:38:00 EDT (#)
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Don't worry Oathy. It's just the Internet. Wipe your tears and think about 'dating' at military school

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:36:35 EDT (#)
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you registering some new alters you pathetic excuse for a man? You revolting useless cunt.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:32:21 EDT (#)
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in comparison with your original cock Bretany. Tell me, do you have lovely soft tits too?

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:30:32 EDT (#)
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My cock is new?



Oh.



You mean in comparison to all the old ones you inhale on a daily basis. Right.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:27:15 EDT (#)
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well fat Bret. I'm sorry that no one considered you pretty enough. Luckily your new even smaller cock makes you even more of a prize for male rapists. "look, she's got a tiny clit!"

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:24:53 EDT (#)
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Not as much as it would hurt to be you for any length of time, Jake.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:23:49 EDT (#)
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too ugly for sodomy eh ginger? Does the rejection still hurt?

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:21:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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Someone had to make a bed? How tragic! Tell us the story where you were sodomized by a pipe.




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I wasn't sodomized you fucking dork. I was beaten, severely.



Though, boy-on-boy rape was common.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:21:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:11:23 EDT (#)
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Why did your parents send you off to military school?





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Because I liked to set fire to shit and kill cats.







No, in honesty...it was circumstantial. When my mother passed, I was very young and my father couldn't shoulder the burden of 5 kids, singly.

So, off I went (along with my 2 brothers).



I'm 100% sure my father did think he was doing the right thing. All the school's marketing makes it seem like a VERY distinguished place.

Submitted by weather (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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Someone had to make a bed? How tragic! Tell us the story where you were sodomized by a pipe.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:11:23 EDT (#)
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Why did your parents send you off to military school?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:02:45 EDT (#)
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Oathmeal - you really need to find a way to get paid for pissing people off.


You have a remarkable talent.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-24 15:00:14 EDT (#)
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i don't think i'd send a kid to any military institution. they're probably not all that different from one to the next. it seems like people always wonder "but how could that happen to us?" as if they or their school or their family or their town is so special as to be an anomaly in human behavior.

sending a kid to military school without them wanting to go is the equivalent of doing a draft for minors.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-24 14:52:20 EDT (#)
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1) If anyone actually calls you "Oathy" they should be committed.

2) Hazing has gone on and will continue to go on as long as there are schools and assholes. I don't think the world is gonna run out of either anytime soon.

3) Put a sock on it.

4) Oh wait, never mind, you've already done that.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-24 14:50:30 EDT (#)
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douchEbags.


Jesus.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-24 14:50:10 EDT (#)
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No.


Re: the videos. A bunch of white douchbags playing rap and speaking ebonics? Seriously, are you shitting me? Talk about a group a boys who need a jack boot up the ass.


Homer: I don't want you to see me sitting on my worthless butt.

Bart: We've seen it, Dad.

Homer at the Bat