GrUeBERfest Final(ly)! (623 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.87 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-25 20:16:29 EDT
Yes, it's almost over.
After the endless primaries and caucuses, the debates and the spin, the long campaign is finally near its end and the moment you've been waiting for is finally here.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to bust a nut.
Aaand, I'm back.
No matter who you pick, no matter which issues matter the most to you, the important thing is that you actually cum. I mean vote.
It's a privilege, not a right.
Voting, that is.
Many among us no longer have the ability!
Cumming, that is.
Or voting.
It's true.
Whether because of current incarceration, prior felony conviction, or recent parental controls installed on the basement computer, there are those who no longer have the choice I now lay before you like a foot-long salami or a neighbor's child.
In the coming days, you will have the chance to make what may very well be the most important decision of your lifetime.
But let's talk about GrUeBERfest.
Winner receives:
A trip around the world without leaving the couch, courtesy Orphelia.(Mr. Orphelia gets to watch)
Pictures of Mrs. Shlongy's breast enhancement surgery - only jizzed on once!(sorry Shlong)
A rusty trombone courtesy of the second place finisher. (make those stories good!)
A five minute pass to the Ubersite server. (what will you do? fix your ratings? screw your enemies? list everyone's alters? make some of your own?)
And best of all, the privilege of running the contest next year!!!
Which of these uberers no one has heard of before will be the next Gruemaster?
Hornet vs gonefiguring
The Choice
Entries due Wednesday NOON
Voting ends Thursday MIDNIGHT
Gruemaster crowned HALLOWEEN
User Reviews
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-10-27 17:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have made my entry. It's tasteful. Or maybe tasty.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-27 16:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like that piercing isn't working for her so well.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-27 15:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scrolled to the bottom, looked at the picture, and thought:
"......Yeah, I'd bang 'er senseless."
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-26 22:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 uber contest w/o McCallum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-26 14:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't this start last year?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-26 07:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent effort keeping this going and not losing the momentum. Has been the best run contest I've seen so far with some good writing worth reading for a change.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-10-26 00:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*word
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-2
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-10-26 00:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I read every work and I'm convinced that there's not a single innovative idea in the whole thing, Terrance.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-25 21:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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