im tired of this stupid election already (304 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.6 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by an angry drunk (View user info) at 2008-10-26 20:59:50 EDT
ok so i dont know about the rest of you but im sick of this damn election. first of all the candidates, one is so old he carpools with the grimm reaper and the other is black, (now dont go thinking im a racist) the reason this is a problem is because you know some redneck member of the KKK is gonna assasinate him and his vp ( a white dude) will be in power. while on vp's sarah fucking palin jesus christ what was that old bastard thinking. shes more fucked up than the straight son of liberachi. its like voting for mathusala and cher. fucking raised in alaska shooting shit and hanging out with guys named grizzley or jed.
anyways im tired of this shit, on my birthday i got yelled at by my aunt cause i told her the system was broken and if i voted (which im not) it wouldnt matter. i got the longest your a fuck up speech in the history of fuck up speeches. lets put it this way we started the party at 8 i was drunk by 8:15 and passed out by 9:45 and i swear i could hear her yelling in my unconcious ear.
back to my bitching in the end its like voting for aids or cancer there both fucked up, and will leave you holding a bottle of scotch and your remaining ball. so im not voting any one who wants to preach to me why i should should stop take there head out of there ass and go fuck a goat. politicians are like pro athaletes they spend there life trying to get on top and while their there they do what they can (steroids, shoe deals, illegal dog fights) to keep the money coming in not giving a fuck about who they hurt along the way. isnt that right O.J.
p.s. i dont care that i misspelled or didnt use correct sentence structure so save you gay comments for the next guy who needs your approval.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-27 00:25:58 EDT (#)
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I have no problems with the idea of your not voting.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-10-26 22:43:49 EDT (#)
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god with all the pop culture and stretched sterio-types i felt like i was reading a transcript of the worst episode of snl ever. and anybody who writes anything does it because they want people to read it, and most people (espicialy) want the reader to like it so don't try to act like u don't have an ego by saying "save you gay comments for the next guy who needs your approval".
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-26 22:30:27 EDT (#)
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totally awesome
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-26 22:19:28 EDT (#)
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Go swim in a septic tank.
But yes, I'm getting sick of it. Thank goodness our election is right around the corner.
My only issue with Obama is, he's not black ENOUGH!
Where's the 'fro?!
Listen, I want an Obama with a huge topiary 'fro, packin' some heat.
Yes.
I want him wild-eyed, doing his best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:56:35 EDT (#)
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I'm just trying to imagine how this birthday party went down. I'm seeing a Barney cake, some birthday candles, a case of JD, and your aunt in some manner of open-cup bustier with a garter belt and black... no purple stockings. The rest of this post has been said before by people who can spell.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:48:54 EDT (#)
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You party with your aunt? Go kill yourself, you brain dead loser.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:34:54 EDT (#)
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"Already?" It's over in a week.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:31:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:24:25 EDT (#)
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Text block with atrocious grammar. I didn't even read it.
-2DIE
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:21:46 EDT (#)
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please don't spawn.
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-2 drown in a septic tank.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:24:25 EDT (#)
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Text block with atrocious grammar. I didn't even read it.
-2DIE
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-10-26 21:21:46 EDT (#)
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please don't spawn.