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Happy Halloween!! (more candy corn in a single post than has ever been posted on Ubersite) (284 hits)

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-27 13:13:33 EDT


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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't believe I didn't rate this

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-27 16:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good Christ, you're a loser.

Post a picture of your next Swanson Dinner For One - perhaps the one you'll be defrosting tonight - and I'll add a point to my next rating.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-27 16:00:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:25:42 EDT (#)
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My trainer said you need a lot of the extra calories in shit like candy corn to fuel muscle growth. I think it just gives me a tummy.




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Sorry to be a negative nancy, but your trainer is a dumbfuck.



Candy corn is pure sugar (well...high fructose corn syrup, but sugar nonetheless). There is some gelatin and flavoring in there for good measure, but a piece of candy corn is still just a big pinch of sugar.

Sugar IS NOT muscle fuel. That's bullshit. Sugar is temporary energy that is metabolized incredibly fast if it's needed. If it's not, it's stored incredibly fast.

If it IS needed, it can be a great supplement for endurance athletes and others who rely on must-have-it-now forms of energy (simple carbs like those found in 'gel shots' and energy bars). But again, this kind of energy is VERY, VERY different from what's needed to build muscle.

My opinion is this:

Work out on a semi-empty stomach. That is, don't go to the gym right after eating lunch, and don't go when you're starved. When you've 'worked up an appetite', go ahead and pound down some carbs and PLENTY of protein (within an hour after your workout), but leave the sugar alone. It's not going to help with muscle growth.


If you're training for a triathlon or mountain bike endurance race, I'd have different advice.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:37:50 EDT (#)
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I'd personally rather eat OathMeal.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

retal

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:35:25 EDT (#)
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Candy corn reminds me of the color of your disgusting ginger flesh

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:34:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:23:08 EDT (#)
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Fail!
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:28:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:26:41 EDT (#)
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well, I like candy corn.

Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:25:42 EDT (#)
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My trainer said you need a lot of the extra calories in shit like candy corn to fuel muscle growth. I think it just gives me a tummy.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fail!

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-27 13:15:00 EDT (#)
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Happy Halloween!! (more candy corn in a single post than has ever been posted on Ubersite)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-27 17:13:33 GMT

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