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conflict within the self's (what the hell?) (265 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -1.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TJHOM (View user info) at 2008-10-28 11:51:19 EDT


The first tom brought this into question in the first place, the second tom thought that, although it could be a good idea, it was more important to brush the teeth. The third tom realised this at the last minute and tried to grab some facial cleansers, before the first started dialling a pizza. The first and second sat out the front smoking cigarettes and ignoring the dog, when the guy came the third not only paid for it but gave the dog a slice. The first pushed it through the window and laughed at the mess it made. The second laughed and ate it off the floor, the third cleaned it up and filled a glass of wine to forget what the first and second had done. The fourth popped into existence and thought tomorrow was a good day to run, the first, second and third laughed but didn't object, because they knew tomorrow morning would be toast times. The first went to sleep and the second became so drunk he lay over the toilet bowl, the third took some painkillers and helped the fourth drink a lot of water. The fourth smiled as the third faded away, the fifth laughed and went to sleep, when the rest came back they tried to wake it up but ended up collapsing into one confusing dream.

When the first woke up, it felt a little sick but it sort of felt like finishing what it had started in the first place.


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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-28 12:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck just happened here?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-28 12:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the HOLY hell?

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-28 12:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonderful. Just...wonderful.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-28 12:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think you spelled tom wrong. Just a thought.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-28 12:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ha ha. Brilliant.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-28 11:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-28 11:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell man...if they're comin at ya....

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-28 11:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm confused. Is this a word problem?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-28 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i was conflicted on giving this a -3

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-28 11:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell indeed


Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.

Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!

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