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Submitted by icanbecool (View user info) at 2008-10-28 15:00:53 EDT
He's gonna getcha!
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the President when I lay my vengeance upon you."
"You are a traitor to democracy and part of corporate imperialism!"
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-10-29 07:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Remember, McCain is Mr. A's older brother."
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-29 06:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-29 06:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tits or GTFO, Palin.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-10-29 05:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
'I'm sick and tired of these shitposts, and i'm not gonna take it ANYMORE!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-10-29 04:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-29 02:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PULL MAH FINGER!
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-10-28 23:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-28 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
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Marry me.
Fink there's a giant number free? Shou'ing a' kids?
Pe'aps you've been smoking too much ganja mate.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-10-28 23:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna vote for the Mavericks because Socialism sounds nasty, though I can't quite wrap my head around it and Joe the tax-defaulting plumber thinks I should. You betcha!
Submitted by c3079486 (user info) at 2008-10-28 23:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
" I run shit here! Y'all just live here! "
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-10-28 22:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-28 17:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Greatest. Movie. Evar. Below.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-28 17:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything Cyrus says here:
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0060105/quotes
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-28 17:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(can you dig it..)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-28 17:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man...BARACK!"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-28 16:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-28 16:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-28 16:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"-2 Die, Oathmeal"
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Look. I'm doing this 'president' thing to show you real CHANGE. Like, how I can change into this great looking coat, for example."
Or...
"And America, I love my jacket, because everywhere I go it looks like I just got back from a motorcycle rally."
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Chim chim-a-nee, chim chim-a-nee, chim chim cha-roo, I'd go and fuck meself if I were you."
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Bahahahahahahaa, FTW!!! I LOVED Mary Poppins...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
""" "How about a good fuck? Wi... with yourself?"
"How's about you and me go fuck yourself?"
"Your self looks like it could use some fucking."
"You wanna fuck?" (five minutes later, mid-thrust): "...yourself?"
"Goat fuck yourself."
"You know where you should go? Fuck yourself."
"Fuck nerds, jocks get what they want because they earned it."
"Please to be going fucking self."
"Go fuck your cellphone."
"Chim chim-a-nee, chim chim-a-nee, chim chim cha-roo, I'd go and fuck meself if I were you."
"Touch my balls and ass."
"Next time you see that self of yours, tell him I said fuck you." """
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dat's my main mufucka right there!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:15:07 EDT (#)
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"YOU....YEAH YOU IN THE FRONT....GET ME SOME LOTION 'FORE THIS RAIN TURNS MY SKIN ALL ASHY"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO ARE YOU CALLING UNCLE TOM, BITCH!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Ask not what your country can do for *you,* but what *you* can do for KFC."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain
sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked!
-- Homer Simpson
Team Homer
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Pimps, hos, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, mark-ass marks, skeezers, skanks, skig skags, and scallywhops, punk bitches, skip-scap skanks & scallywags, heifers, hee-ha's, & hooly-hoos, ignorant-ass bitches, critics & complainers..."
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-10-28 15:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"You dirty rat, you killed my brother."