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Santa Cruz Chameleon, clear day, Athens, GA. *camwhore* (1455 hits)

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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-10-29 12:13:24 EDT




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Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 10:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

allergic to exercise below

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-10-31 00:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all of my three brothers are addicted to this sport...i hate it.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
And things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bret's sitting at home/work counting the minutes until a reasonable time has elapsed to 'prove' he went out doors.

poor lad, can't go out 'cos his hair smells of wee if it gets damp.




Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:50:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We shouldn't make fun of Bret. He has overcome epic adversity in his life.


You're my fucking hero, Bret!
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:59:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why are you still here you mental midget?
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 08:07:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm off to corpse fuck your mom!
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I would like to point out that almost everything said on this post made me laugh, except for every one of this unfunny twat's reviews.

Who is this guy?



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Close a $30,000 deal"??? WOW!

You're a regular Trump.

As is, Fred Trump, the guy behind the buller-proof glass at the "Mini Mart/BP Station" on the corner of Elm and Vine.


You can barely "close" your fly without assistance.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Burn those shorts and get a cooler helmet.
And for god's sake, man, put something shiny on that bike.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol

bret - do you have to wear the helmet in bath or does daddy take it off then?




Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm off to close a $30,000 deal and take a half day to go do some rock climbing.

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Why are you still here you mental midget?

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Palpable jealousy below.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:54:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2006-11-10 10:00:13 CST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't -2 often (unless it's my own post), but sweet christ.... I'd -4 this if bartbart allowed it.

I'd fucking kill myself if that's what I saw in the mirror every morning.
From the waste-up, you look like a cross between a retard and a treetrunk.
From the waste-down, you just look like a 9 year old miniature dachshund.
That sock doesn't seem very well 'filled'. Compensate much?

And just the mere fact that you not only took that picture, but also (proudly???) posted it says a lot about your mental state.

Levenworth was made for paedos like you.
Unfortunately I have a feeling you'd get some sick enjoyment out of being passed around a few dozen prisoners.

Latent and violent homosexuality.

Look into it.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We shouldn't make fun of Bret. He has overcome epic adversity in his life.


You're my fucking hero, Bret!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Gingervitis is gonna run wild on uber

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF are you talking about pullo

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

epic deal making oathmeal.

epic.





Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and a small penis.


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm off to corpse fuck your mom!

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is only so funny because you have absolutely no idea the level on which I am.



That said, swapping insults with you has grown painfully boring (kind of like reading your trite, brainless little posts).



I'm off to close a $30,000 deal and take a half day to go do some rock climbing.


When you're done crafting your next witty insult, be sure you post it conspicuously on one of my more heated posts (like this one), so that everyone can know just how cool you really are and just how 'pwnt' you made me seem.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus, you have Gingervitis.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not to mention his Gingervitis

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's a thought -


Know your fucking place, Pugsley. There's absolutely nothing you've done in life that I haven't already done, and from the looks of things, your life is a goddamned failure in comparison to mine.


You've dropped out of college, can't seem to make the rent, and stay addicted to cheese puffs and science fiction.



While there's nothing wrong with science fiction, you are way the fuck out of line trying to chide me for having 'meltdowns' and drudging up shit from the past on this website.

The adversity I've overcome in my life is EPIC when considered against your purposeless, empty existence you pasty little nerd.


Now shut the fuck up and get back to your Smithsonian magazine you fat, ugly little troll.

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You think you overcame adversity? After that post of the 'hazing' you recieved in school? Give me a fucking break you emotional pussy. You haven't over come anything you, broke dick twit. You are an epic loser. You will always be an epic loser.

When did I ever say I had problems making rent? When did I ever say I had financial problems of any type? Are you reffering to my 'Epic Fail' post about riding a bike to work? Because - this is going to blow your mind - there is a writing style called 'fiction'.

Give us all a break you twit. You are never going to amount to anything.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, get your bachelors in philosophy first, and then you can talk all the shit you want.

I personally have technical certification from Geek Squad University, so I have carte blanche (they taught us some French there too) to say whatever I want, whenever I want on the internet

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you (adjective), little (derogatory noun).



Formula #194A-11C for success on Ubersite.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's a thought -


Know your fucking place, Pugsley. There's absolutely nothing you've done in life that I haven't already done, and from the looks of things, your life is a goddamned failure in comparison to mine.


You've dropped out of college, can't seem to make the rent, and stay addicted to cheese puffs and science fiction.



While there's nothing wrong with science fiction, you are way the fuck out of line trying to chide me for having 'meltdowns' and drudging up shit from the past on this website.

The adversity I've overcome in my life is EPIC when considered against your purposeless, empty existence you pasty little nerd.


Now shut the fuck up and get back to your Smithsonian magazine you fat, ugly little troll.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oath- you started attacking me, not the other way around.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's with all the hate on my shinguards?


If you people could see the bear claw scars I have on my shins from getting raped by my cage pedals, you'd understand why I wear them.


Imagine coming down off a drop like that and missing the pedal by half an inch - it immediately swings up and rakes the shin, NOT a lot of fun.





And sandman - dig up all the old OathMeal shit you want. In fact, make a fucking tribute post to my mental instability. Do that, then camwhore again wearing some more nerd garb and a shiteating grin so I can have something to reference, something that makes me feel infinitely better about myself.

Fact is I've grown up a lot since Attn: Ubersite (though you can still suck my ginger cock if that post is THAT arousing for you).

I can only hope you grow up too, cocksleeve.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-30 10:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 because i probably wouldn't do that.

-1 because if I did I wouldn't use shinguards.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, that wasn't nice and I didn't mean it.
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're/your...suck my dick sage, you fucking ashy whore!
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Gracious me, why on earth would you want an ashy whore to suck your dick? I should HOPE you wouldn't mean that!! Good heavens, Rubbermaid!

Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nICE TARD

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, that wasn't nice and I didn't mean it.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're/your...suck my dick sage, you fucking ashy whore!

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sandmantate, sssshhhh, you're noob is showing. If you lurked for as long as you say you have then you'd know that oathmeal has the ability to "steal" accounts.



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yes, yes. right, right.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's "your", not "you're", below.

And you guys are mean to ol' Oathy. But he's mean to everyone else too, so carry on.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 09:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sandmantate, sssshhhh, you're noob is showing. If you lurked for as long as you say you have then you'd know that oathmeal has the ability to "steal" accounts.



Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 08:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-30 03:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man, Oathmeal is pure hilarious. i hope he never leaves. the entertainment value is too great.


fat ginger on a bike, jumping off a 3 foot wall. seriously! how hilarious is this???


funny thing is, if the guy wasn't such a homo, we'd just say "cool picture man!". but he'll probably never learn how not to be a big dildo.... which i'm totally cool with because i don't want the fun to stop.

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What's epically hilarious is the time frames of his meltdowns. His 'foster' account was active for years, but he only posted content for 12 days. It took him 12 days to lose his shit.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-10-30 07:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said. Still, those shinguards...wow dude. Get rid of those fucking things.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-30 03:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man, Oathmeal is pure hilarious. i hope he never leaves. the entertainment value is too great.


fat ginger on a bike, jumping off a 3 foot wall. seriously! how hilarious is this???


funny thing is, if the guy wasn't such a homo, we'd just say "cool picture man!". but he'll probably never learn how not to be a big dildo.... which i'm totally cool with because i don't want the fun to stop.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-10-30 01:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I DIDN'T READ THIS!

GO PHILS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 00:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-29 22:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

are you someone old with a new account, or are you just trying to 'fit in'? if its the second, well, do you REALLY want to fit in around here? i mean, look at that pic up above...THAT thing is a part of this site.

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Well scourge, I'll come clean a little because it doesn't matter anymore anyway. I've been around for a while. I'm not a legacy poster, and I'm not an Alter; I'm a legacy lurker. I did see most of these things first hand. I remember when you could comment on Uber as Random Joe; I remember the underage porn bust, I remember Sissy Fight, I remember Growing Family, and I remember this ginger twit going off the fucking deep end. He topped Simon for 'ill advised dick posts'.



Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 00:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95611#2220398

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-29 22:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a guitar. Do you know why I don't a pic of it? Because I don't know how to play it. I don't think I should post a pic of something that I don't get any enjoyment or use from. If everybody thought like me, then we would never have seen Oathmeal's dick in a sock.




Think about it.
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you've been here for like a month and this is the third or fourth thing you've referenced as if you were around when it happened even though it was long before you were here. that's more weird than me noticing you doing the thing but not as weird as someone taking the time to comment on it.

are you someone old with a new account, or are you just trying to 'fit in'? if its the second, well, do you REALLY want to fit in around here? i mean, look at that pic up above...THAT thing is a part of this site.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-29 22:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahahahahahahaha

there is so much to work with here that i'm simply overwhelmed. let's just stick with 'you're a fat friendless pussy' so i can go have a good laugh at you.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-29 21:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fag

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-29 20:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Skrap -

Yea, I love trials. I had that bike decked out with some trials-specific stuff on it (bashguard, etc.) and my biggest drop to date is 12 feet.


That's a full fucking STORY for you dipshits who think you're even close to my level of badassness.

Can YOU jump off a goddamned building on YOUR bike, Method?


DIDN'T THINK SO YOU FAT FUCK
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Clearly, you don't take this at all seriously, Chunk.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-29 20:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fret it.

Your excess rolls of fat will help break the fall.

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-29 18:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Skrap -

Yea, I love trials. I had that bike decked out with some trials-specific stuff on it (bashguard, etc.) and my biggest drop to date is 12 feet.


That's a full fucking STORY for you dipshits who think you're even close to my level of badassness.

Can YOU jump off a goddamned building on YOUR bike, Method?


DIDN'T THINK SO YOU FAT FUCK

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-29 17:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice job falling off a wall.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ginger Kid Gets Two Brutal Sucker Punches
category: Fights | views: 251815 | posted on: 09/19/2008
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Being a red head is tough, you're basically allergic to the sun girls are freaked out by red pubes and because you look like carrot top people are constantly trying punch you in the face.


LOL




Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:45:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1221784447/Ginger_Kid_Gets_Two_Brutal_Sucker_Punches

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

which came first, the bike or the helmet?

P.S

You are fat.




Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well this is a full-on suck sandwich, with all the trimmings.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do you do any trials riding? Not trails, trials.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your tires look flat.
You may want to consider cutting down on the 'roids and losing some weight, fatass.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:37:50 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:19:45 GMT (#)
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I had a that raleigh bike with the massive seat that was like a sofa when i was young, hmmm what was it called?
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Sounds like the Grifter to me. Did it have a back-pedal rear brake? I did my cycling proficiency on one of those bad boys.
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thats the one! cheers. i use to just ride around my parents garden throwing eggs at my sister









Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:20:32 EDT (#)
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I rode about 25 miles on my mountain bicycle last Sunday. A trail ride and then a trip around the old quarry. All in all a fun time.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-29 15:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are those shimano shin guards? Pussy!

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-29 14:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-29 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME I AM VERY SENSITIVE

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-29 14:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha...I'm +2ing this because for some reason this picture made me laugh, a lot.

I don't think it was in a way that was at all positive, though.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-10-29 14:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:27:18 EDT (#)
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OathMeal aped Sico, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you been fitted for prosthetic legs since last time we saw each other?

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have a guitar. Do you know why I don't a pic of it? Because I don't know how to play it. I don't think I should post a pic of something that I don't get any enjoyment or use from. If everybody thought like me, then we would never have seen Oathmeal's dick in a sock.









Think about it.


Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber is quasi fun today.


POINTS!!!!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-29 13:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who's the faggot on the tricycle?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 11:42:37 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6Na4NH7J8


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 11:40:48 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BE CAREFUL, DON'T HURT YOURSELF ON THAT 3 FOOT JUMP!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWW-pi5u3mU

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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 11:38:16 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


THIS IS PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!









Was there a cockwank actually taking this picture or was the camera on a timer? Either way the implications are hilarious.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6Na4NH7J8


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BE CAREFUL, DON'T HURT YOURSELF ON THAT 3 FOOT JUMP!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWW-pi5u3mU

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


THIS IS PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-29 16:19:45 GMT (#)
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I had a that raleigh bike with the massive seat that was like a sofa when i was young, hmmm what was it called?
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Sounds like the Grifter to me. Did it have a back-pedal rear brake? I did my cycling proficiency on one of those bad boys.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:32:47 EDT (#)
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Jump fatty!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:32:21 EDT (#)
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Well, at least the helmet is fitting....

Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:29:32 EDT (#)
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Nice bike.

Be careful your immense bulk doesn't snap the frame.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:28:40 EDT (#)
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No? Results weren't good for you huh?

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:28:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:01:18 EDT (#)
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Didn't Bart make a deal with you involving you keeping your alters off Ubersite?



Oh.

You didn't honor your commitments. I see.


Why am I not surprised?
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Obviously you fail to understand or even grasp the basics of a "deal" whereas when sicosemen was banned the "deal" was rescinded, retard.

Oh, and someone taking an angle shot from you doesn't make you a bad ass bunny hopping off a 2 foot ledge on to a 3 foot berm, pussy.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:27:34 EDT (#)
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Director, I wasn't talking about exercising your mouth or throat.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:27:16 EDT (#)
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WTF are you talking about below, Supertard?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:26:05 EDT (#)
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Well, I guess you subscribe to that commonly held belief of "It won't happen to me" with respect to heart disease and risk of stroke. Good show.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:25:36 EDT (#)
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You're right Yozz. You've got me pegged.

I HAVE NEVER EXERCISED A SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE. EVER.

God you're smart. And clever too! Can I have your autograph?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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hahaha at Yozz and Sgt.

I miss my bike.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:24:13 EDT (#)
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actually Yozz, that applies to me as well, good show.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:22:19 EDT (#)
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Whoops. Not you Sgt.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:21:53 EDT (#)
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Never exercised in his life, below.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:21:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:20:44 EDT (#)
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Wow. Your active lifestyle, your health consciousness, your X-TREEEEME lifestyle, combined with your gingerness and the ultra-coolness of a sock on your cock give me quivers up and down my spine.

Fuck me now. Please.
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you can cut the sarcasm with a knife...

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:20:44 EDT (#)
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Wow. Your active lifestyle, your health consciousness, your X-TREEEEME lifestyle, combined with your gingerness and the ultra-coolness of a sock on your cock give me quivers up and down my spine.

Fuck me now. Please.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-29 12:19:45 EDT (#)
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I had a that raleigh bike with the massive seat that was like a sofa when i was young, hmmm what was it called?


Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses
casual sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds