Why I Haven't Snapped and Killed You Bastards (A Picture Tour) (1464 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.91 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2008-10-30 12:11:48 EDT
No, not you. Those ass-eyed assholes behind you.
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Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2008-12-03 03:26:02 EST (#)
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That's a really, really beautiful area you live in.
It reminds me a lot of Frostburg and the surrounding area.
God, this shit makes me wanna go on a road trip
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-02 23:38:53 EST (#)
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sweet
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:52:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-11-02 02:20:22 EST (#)
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Well you've just been up to all KINDS of things, haven't you?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 11:01:35 EDT (#)
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This post has tickled me in a variety of ways.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-10-31 08:44:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2008-10-31 05:50:58 EDT (#)
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Haha, totally caught me off guard with that last picture.
Wish we had stuff like that near where I live, i'd have so much more fun.
The mountains, not the throttling device, obviously
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-31 02:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:19:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-30 20:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:20:06 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass
indeed
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-10-30 19:37:55 EDT (#)
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Coolio
Submitted by Trishtopher (user info) at 2008-10-30 19:30:49 EDT (#)
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...because of the picture at the end, and because 99% of the comments are about said picture.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-30 19:04:00 EDT (#)
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bah humbug.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-10-30 18:27:17 EDT (#)
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Wasps or WASPs? Good show.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-10-30 17:51:17 EDT (#)
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Great photos! Love the last one. It's always been my experience that most of the pervs in our country live in the suburbs and rural areas. (Makes sense, you have more privacy than city folks.) When religious people bemoan the "decadence" of city life, I have to laugh at their ignorance. If they only knew what was going on in their next-door neighbor's sound-proofed garage!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:53:07 EDT (#)
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Excellent. Just dial 867-5309...
Jenny
I'm available for parties, too.
Shit. I've camped the hell out of this post.
And referenced Tommy T.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:44:41 EDT (#)
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*benefit
damn wireless keyboard
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:43:56 EDT (#)
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well, a benfit of living in los angeles is if it exists, it's in a shop five miles away.
there are, however, some things i could keep you in mind for.
none of which i'm planning to post in a review!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:22:56 EDT (#)
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I enjoy "choking my chicken".
That's just an expression, of course.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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Well, what's your fantasy? I'm sure I could create something for whatever deep, depraved element of sexual curiousity you might have.
Damn, I feel like I just textually molested you.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:18:48 EDT (#)
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thanks for the offer, but choking isn't really my thing.
:)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:54:32 EDT (#)
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I toyed with the suspension idea as well but found it's a little too complex. I think the beauty of it is in it's simplicity. I spent more time sanding it than I did crafting it.
You know, simply by attaching the leather higher into the "U" I could achieve both the cushion and the suspension. So, when can I expect your order?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:53:39 EDT (#)
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my phone won't let me see the post here, but fuck me running if the reviews didn't stop me dead. Imagine you hadn't seen the post and read up from the bottom. I nearly choked up a kidney. Good work.
Really don't/do want to see it now
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:50:23 EDT (#)
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You sure seem "overly interested" in this item, experima.
If you're lacking in the action department, I'd be more than happy to choke the hell out of you, as long as I was banging you before, during and after the submission.
Just throwin' that out there...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:46:15 EDT (#)
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didn't say frilly pansy...just worried that hardwood could kill someone if an accident happened. choking devices usually have some give, like rubber or...hands. wood can snap your neck in half if a blow fell near her head or neck in the wrong way.
another design might be to have the head hanging from the frame (loosely) by the restraint. also dangerous, but if it were loose enough, it would be good for choking or holding in place.
just sayin'.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:36:54 EDT (#)
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I didn't have the hardware for stocks and pegging it with dowels would be problematic.
Aside from that, I can force her into the bedroom and easily strap her into the device with little more than gravity and a free hand.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:36:51 EDT (#)
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Some good stuff here.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:32:43 EDT (#)
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It's up to the captive to hold her neck up. With only the wrists bound, she can hold her head up by resting on her elbows. She's into the choking thing, so she said she didn't want a cushion for her neck. Fluffy, frilly soft things to make the captive more comfortable could be installed easily, though. We'll package it as an upgrade and call it the "pansy accessory pack".
She's a masochist, so she likes the discipline.
She likes to be dominated and forced to submit, so she likes to wiggle.
She thinks that a facial is a waste of good cum.
If she wasn't completely psycho, she'd be perfect.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:23:38 EDT (#)
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ps: why not just use stocks?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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it seems as if it would hurt the windpipe. have you attached a cushion?
is it the bondage of it she likes and squirms against, or is it because it's used for discipline (pain)?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:17:54 EDT (#)
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Awesome pictures, Super awesome device.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:03:22 EDT (#)
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is that strong enough to withstand your animal like advances?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:43:00 EDT (#)
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Oh, and the overall weight is only 12-18 pounds, depending on what type of wood is used.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:40:56 EDT (#)
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Yes, the captive goes on all fours, with their neck in the u-shaped fork with the belt and their wrists strapped in the lower cuffs. In this position, they can squirm and wriggle (which is good), but can barely even move the device itself. Even with the legs free, the captive cannot raise it off the floor, without going into a split (that's why you bind the ankles). I think it's 13-1/2 inches tall.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:30:05 EDT (#)
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You have inspired me, sir, to finally bring a camera with me when I visit my friend on his mountain.
There will be pics and it DID happen.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:27:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:20:55 EDT (#)
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so do you go on that thing on all fours? how big is it and how high off the ground?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:02:30 EDT (#)
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SLow clap...
That twist at the end was the weirdest one ever.
Plus fucking two.
And yes you now need to post a picture of the woman.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:45:53 EDT (#)
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I spit on your safety net. It's old-school here in Appalachia; a couple of times bouncing off the ground teaches them not be so clumsy. Although, a recent windstorm finished the trampoline off about halfway across the field in that pic. When I get a new one, I'm thinking of putting it on a concrete slab.
I'm kidding, of course.
We've only had a few incidents and the only bloodletting was a minor bitten tongue.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:39:05 EDT (#)
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Nice views and narrative. And I appreciate that you're allowing your kids exposure to slight dangers which they can conquer and be the stronger for it. Someone will have to have the stones lead the Elbow-Padded Helmetted Adult Children of Puss Nation 30 years from now. +2 camping, hunting, and trampolines without safety nets.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:26:09 EDT (#)
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I read new castle and automatically thought of new castle england, then looked at pic and thought "WTF, that's not New Castle." Then I realized it was New Castle USA. Just as I got my head aorund the initial confusion, I hit the last pic and had another WTF moment. I had to read it twice.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:18:46 EDT (#)
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My first vehicle was a blazer similar to yours. I wish I still had it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:16:06 EDT (#)
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I'm retired from camping, myself, but this is semi-interesting and certainly more interesting than 97.4% of the front page.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:05:08 EDT (#)
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this post is all kinds of awesome.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:03:43 EDT (#)
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Good god, thanks this was great.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:02:30 EDT (#)
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yeah, even clothed, just to you know, see.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:53:38 EDT (#)
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It's all good, just pixel out her face or use an imaginative camera angle. Happy days.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:52:13 EDT (#)
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I don't know if she's ready for that step, yet.
Fuck it. I'll ask her, just for shits and giggles.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:50:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:49:40 EDT (#)
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You absolutely need to post a picture of your girl on that thing. That would be wild.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:49:01 EDT (#)
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Everything I build is blueprinted, MudWhistle, albeit primitively (but to scale) on graph paper. I built that completely out of jobsite scrap.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:47:14 EDT (#)
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inion, that pick was taken before I finished it. It's now stained in Early American and sealed with thick polyurethane.
It's much more sanitary.
Oh wait. We didn't actually SHARE it. Although they think it's cool, they're far too inhibited to actually try it.
And no, I've never smacked my nuts on it. I stand up and do my monkey boy. Plus, now below the notch in the back is where I can strap her big jelly dildo.
Oh god. I'm so depraved.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:38:35 EDT (#)
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well ummm your girlfriend needs to get a hobby
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:36:46 EDT (#)
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Your girlfriend sounds like hard work.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:36:25 EDT (#)
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Listen, shoot me some schematics...my shop could put out about 300 of those a week and we could make some money
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:35:21 EDT (#)
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Fucking weird ass redneck. Stop by more often, dickshoe.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:35:06 EDT (#)
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homo-redneckus
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:34:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:34:03 EDT (#)
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a) why do you share your sex devices when they're made out of wood which is hard to sanitize?
b) have you ever banged your nuts into that?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:29:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:28:30 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:28:23 EDT (#)
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Only good thing about VA is the hiking
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:22:30 EDT (#)
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That pickle branch photo is bad fuckin' ass.
Kinda like me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-30 11:17:58 CDT (#)
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I have never seen a post take such an odd turn at the end
great views.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:22:27 EDT (#)
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I had to read the last one twice as my brain was in pretty picture mode.
good work.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:21:15 EDT (#)
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I didn't want to put another pic of me in there and I forgot I had taken that one.
and I was bored.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:20:06 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass
indeed
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:18:53 EDT (#)
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have to admit I didn't see that last pic/topic coming
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:17:58 EDT (#)
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I have never seen a post take such an odd turn at the end
great views.