Reminder-to-vote-for-GrUrBERfest and I answer questions about a picture of one of my girlfriends' tits! NSFW (1308 hits)
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Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-30 12:20:30 EDT
Just a reminder to vote for these fine GrUeBERfest finalists!
gonefiguring: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119459
Hornet: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119461
To answer your questions:
1. Yes, I'm hitting that.
2. No. Her arms are pushing them in.
3. Yes, she knows I used the picture, that's why I cut her head off.
4. No, it has not given me the idea to actually cut her head off so she'll shut the fuck up once in a while.
5. Yes, number 4 was a lie.
6. No, I wasn't about to ask her to hold up a little sign.
7. Yes, she does anal, but the circumstances have to be 'optimal.'
8. No, 'optimal' doesn't involve force, although we do like to pretend sometimes. Our safe word is "Shlongy."
9. Yes, this contest blew just a little, but thanks to all who stuck it out. Including my special lady friend.
10. No, I'm not ashamed of pimping for GrUeBERfest. It's what I live for.*
Voting ends at MIDNIGHT tonight.
If your name does not EXACTLY match your registration, ask for a provisional ballot.
IT'S YOUR CIVIC DUTY
*pimping, not the contest. Stupid.
User Reviews
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for me if a) you think that a 'tard who actually lost the first two rounds should take the title of Gruemaster 2008, or b) you could not possibly care less about this contest.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:13:31 EDT (#)
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She is a chick. So's the broad in the pic, in case you're REALLY confused.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:35:07 EDT (#)
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Thought you were a chick. Christ this place is confusing.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-30 15:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:23:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice boobs.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-30 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:37:51 EDT (#)
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i'm not how i feel about those.
Trust me, they're very succulent.
She also does three ways, but never with another sister.
Which means I've been dying for an oreo, forbidden fruit and all that, but she says it would be way too much drama.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for ze titties
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-30 13:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a picture of Sasquatch's sister?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:58:22 EDT (#)
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OMG. Bewbz on t'Internet. OMG OMG OMG OMG.
OMFG.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tits
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:39:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-30 16:37:51 GMT (#)
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i'm not how i feel about those.
ps EI - most women's tits are slightly uneven at minimum.
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both of my girlfriends tits reach her knees, thankyou very much.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:37:54 EDT (#)
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Someone's gonna be mad that Jaylena is cheating....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:37:51 EDT (#)
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i'm not how i feel about those.
ps EI - most women's tits are slightly uneven at minimum.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:36:42 EDT (#)
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obama's sure put some weight on
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:30:48 EDT (#)
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it's like bret and simon, one tit is slightly bigger than the other.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she's black?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-30 12:25:21 EDT (#)
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she has one tit bigger than the other