I would really, really, really, really like to have sexual intercourse with you right now. (1050 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.71 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-10-30 20:51:45 EDT
Let's get it on.....
oooooooo baby...let's get it on.....
you know what I'm talkin' 'bout
let's get it on....
ooooooo
ooooooo
OHHH baby, let's get it on...
ooooooo ooooooo ooooo
Let's get it on....
User Reviews
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-02 05:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ichabodvein (user info) at 2008-11-01 15:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knock it off experima
take your fucking lithium, PLEASE
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Understand me sugar.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
God damn it Director, I would have changed my incredibly meaningful rating, but you missed yet ANOTHER opportunity to say, "Understand me sugar."
I hate you so much right now.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I wasn't thinking of the Marvin Gaye song when this was posted.
Not that it really matters but I do like things to be clear for posterity sake. You understand I'm sure.
There is a large cockroach on my desk and I don't like him.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was under duress when I posted this.
You might even say I had a gun to my head.
It's not my fault.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you know what I'm talkin' 'bout
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My only problem with this post is that I don't think that line ever appears in the song. And you missed an opportunity to type, "Understand me sugar."
For shame etc...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mary (user info) at 2008-10-31 10:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jason Harris of Ann Arbor, why are you such a cunt?
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Because it amuses me.
Mmkthnxbye.
Submitted by Mary (user info) at 2008-10-31 10:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jason Harris of Ann Arbor, why are you such a cunt?
Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-10-31 10:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-31 08:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-31 04:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-31 01:28:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your sad lonely failure is showing.
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Better pull his slacks ( I use that word for you people across the pond) up.
heh
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-31 02:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
one of my best friends, who is gay, passed out with his head on my lap tonight and i didnt move him because it wasnt even the gayest thing to happen to me today.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-30 23:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-30 20:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick your dick in a blender and press Pulse.
It bears repeating.
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I dont know why this is so funny, but it is.
ROFLOOOZA!!
Points anyway, Director. Sage <3 you long time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Check out brother Locksly - rockin' the indifference.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-31 01:21:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
RIGHT THERE FOLKS!
BANJO WANTS ME TO FUCK HER MOUTH!
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I'd rather fill my mouth with parma violets (ickiest things in the world) and sew my lips shut with a rusty needle thanks Director.
Don't mistake this +2 for actually thinking anything of this post. Its because I like to see you go off on one and everybody else take pop shots at you. I guess its why you always end up on most heated.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I would... but you've been a bad boy lately.
No +2s for you.
-1 is the best I can do... but then it's right back to -2s.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.
I mean, if ONLY I could get a +2 from you, my life would be complete. I would be such a better person because of it.
GAWD.
PULLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEZE +2 ME BERGY.
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry - I sure would hate to hurt your feelings. Yer obviously in a very fragile place.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG I CAN'T LEAVE THIS AT 13 REVIEWS!!!
OMG!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 22:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAAN!
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BERG!
PLEASE!
STOP IT!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...are you actually manic depressive?
I mean they do have medication for that. You could return some of them empty bottles and give 'em a shot for a week or two.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on.
++++++++++++++++++++
EXACTLY!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW BERGY BOY!
DRAW ME A PICTURE!
MAKE IT SAD AND SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES!
<WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP>
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your sad lonely failure is showing.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RIGHT THERE FOLKS!
BANJO WANTS ME TO FUCK HER MOUTH!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
Just because I don't want this to disappear off the front page and the persona you've created for yourself amuses me.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-10-30 21:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU DON'T WANT MY DICK?!?!?!??!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-30 20:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a headache, you inconsiderate bastard.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-10-30 20:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Act accordingly.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-10-30 20:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick your dick in a blender and press Pulse.
It bears repeating.