Whatever happened to Romance? (NSFW) (2282 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.42 on 83 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-10-31 11:33:01 EDT
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-04 15:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like one of Jareds J-Dates, if you ask me.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:50:38 EST (#)
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Those are some ginormous nips...
but epoch WIN.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If this was actually you then I am impressed
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:26:26 EST (#)
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Do you have a website to showcase and/or sell your work?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, that's really good work. You are full of win.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:55:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-02 20:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-02 12:53:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:05:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-02 00:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The guy looks like Brendan Fraser.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-11-01 22:49:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:37:45 GMT (#)
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who's the artist here?
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This is one of my own, actually.
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This is really really REALLY nice work.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:56:37 EDT (#)
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Yahoo mail eh...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:54:24 EDT (#)
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Gushing?
*holds back smutty joke*
Ahem. Sorry. Well I'm off, have a lovely day with your fingers and toes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love his bouffanty hair. It reminds me of the pics at really 70's grotty barber shops, the black and white shots of men in catatlogue poses all looking like the Face from A team, with glossy hair flicked to one side.
He is not pudgy enough to be you. :)
Yahoo mail, FJ.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it, really. Oh, couldn't it be more than a hobby? I am going to stop gushing, I'll only get teased.
Kids have gone to Mablethorpe for the day - it doesn't affect the grounding as he didn't want to go.
I'm just bidding for Yankee Candles on ebay and thinking about getting ready for my manicure/pedicure at 11.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:46:45 EDT (#)
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No, dear, we don't want that. I rather like being able to sleep at night. Just remember that I am a cad, slut, sleaze, gayboy, etc, etc. lol. Besides I hear you are marrying sandman! hah
I think the man is probably a bit pissed. Smooth-talking comes naturally when I'm drunk.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:41:10 EDT (#)
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It's an old hobby that I haven't done in ages, so it's not really something I think about an awful lot. Besides, intrigue and mystery are under-rated.
What are you doing with yourself on this fine day?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, it's shit like this that makes me fall for you all over again. And we don't want to go down that path again, do we? :(
The man looks such a sweet talking smoothy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't doubt you, it's just, I really like it and well you never said, not really, and I'd so buy it (like I think someone said before) and well, why didn't you tell me. It is just wonderful.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:33:01 EDT (#)
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Of course I did! You doubt me? I used your tit-shot to get my dimensions right!
(.Y.) = :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you are on herre, so spill the beans. Did you do this... or what? tee hee.
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-10-31 21:21:03 EDT (#)
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How much do you want for the painting if it is for sale. Dimensions please?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flesh Harry, nice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:00:32 EDT (#)
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Here's some more good news for Uber.
No one gives a shit.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:39:00 EDT (#)
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Great news everybody; Orphelia and I have decided to get married. I'm the father of the baby she is carrying. None of you guys are invited to the wedding.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:39:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:37:51 PDT (#)
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I thought I knew EXACTLY how big they were???
This is all coming as a shock to me...Seems I was recently duped into some cheap action by an experima impersonator.
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I wouldn't believe you even if you tried to claim this was a joke.
Either way it is pretty funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:37:51 EDT (#)
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I thought I knew EXACTLY how big they were???
This is all coming as a shock to me...Seems I was recently duped into some cheap action by an experima impersonator.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh shlongy you have no idea.
now if you'll excuse me, i have things to do before tonight's escapades
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sir, your indifference to blues and the homeless has earned you the only spot on my auto -2 list. However, I have to wait until later, so I don't have to read some faggotry about retals etc...
Besides, you've given me something to help visualize the description I've already received of Experima's "last tuesday night."
Fap fap fap
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:29:40 EDT (#)
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Your tits aren't THAT big, experima.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you made a painting of me from last tuesday night?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:16:20 EDT (#)
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It's not really an "obsession" with you, Linus.
I'm actually compiling research for my Masters thesis and need first hand info on how someone who has their fingers up their nose as constantly as you do, is able to type reviews and horrid posts.
You are a medical marvel.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost wanna phone you about this pic, it's not that I don't believe you did it, it's just, well, it looks so pro compared to the usual amature shite that is posted and well, no one on Uber really has much talent.
But you are probably at the pub.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:46:21 EDT (#)
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Your obsession with me is concerning.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:35:48 EDT (#)
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Is Linus dressing up for Halloween as a giant snot-ball?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:31:43 EDT (#)
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Influences?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:29:51 EDT (#)
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Jeremy Kyle is a superstar.
I'm going home, have a wonderful weekend everybody!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:23:31 EDT (#)
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really jerry and maury are not worse than jeremy kyle. ok well maybe jerry is, maury is definitely even.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:16:12 EDT (#)
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i have run out of black things to say to you anyway. maury and springer only teach us brits so much.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:13:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:01:25 EDT (#)
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What am I gonna do about it? Bitch, you better know what I am gonna do about it, I am gonna kick your ass is what I am gonna do about it!
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watch it. i'm the type that'd kick a pregnant woman and a nursing mother. at the same time if possible.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:01:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kiss kiss
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What am I gonna do about it? Bitch, you better know what I am gonna do about it, I am gonna kick your ass is what I am gonna do about it!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115788#2678462
(My attempt to lighten the mood)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:56:55 EDT (#)
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whaddaya gonna do about it
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:54:21 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:43:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:41:00 GMT (#)
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she has a pollack name right?
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'She'? I am here you know :(
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do not speak unless spoken to.
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She didn't just say that did she? Tell me she didn't just say that?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:55:33 EDT (#)
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i should have a go at it. i look at loads of slavic names all day. it's so nice to see the letter Z used with such abandon.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:54:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:43:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:41:00 GMT (#)
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she has a pollack name right?
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'She'? I am here you know :(
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do not speak unless spoken to.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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Pheeley has a beautiful name, but sadly I think I would have to dislocate my jaw to pronounce it properly.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:43:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:41:00 GMT (#)
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she has a pollack name right?
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'She'? I am here you know :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:43:33 EDT (#)
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You can be Orphelia Fellatio Jones. Apparently.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:41:00 EDT (#)
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she has a pollack name right?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:40:06 EDT (#)
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Do I have to be called Orphelia Gaylord??
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:36:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:25:37 GMT (#)
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If you really did do that, marry me?
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Sure, why not. You'll have to take my name though, cos I'll be damned if I can pronounce yours.
Rob, I think it was a composition from an old magazine, but I can't really remember.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, did you? I can't mail until past 5pm.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:29:14 EDT (#)
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How did you arrive at this particular composition? Is this based off a photo - or pure inspiration?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:25:51 EDT (#)
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i strangely (or not so strangely) read the "FJ" as "fellatio jones"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:25:37 EDT (#)
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If you really did do that, marry me?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:17:46 EDT (#)
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"...something else you've done with a signature"
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But then you'd know my name! My real, legal, god-given name.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:13:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously, not to discredit you but you've never posted any of "your" art so I'm curious if you have "proof" or at least something else you've done with a signature.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:10:54 EDT (#)
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RATINGS ARE EVERYTHING SO GET REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!
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Grrrrrrr...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Proof or GTFO!
Actually, I'm just -2ing this because no where did you state that it was yours in the body or title, and the reviews don't count. Also, I can't see an autograph so I'm assuming your lying.
Okay, maybe a bit harsh but the -2 is for a shitty post.
RATINGS ARE EVERYTHING SO GET REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!
bitch.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:06:47 EDT (#)
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how do you "accidently" wander into the lingerie bit. i mean it's usually a pretty obvious section made of lace and pink.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:04:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:01:31 GMT (#)
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no. but out of curiosity once i did grope a male mannequin at macy's. staff were less than appreciative about that.
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I always freak out when I accidentally wander into the lingerie section of a shop, in case people suspect me of perversion.
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FUCK YOU BERG.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:02:21 EDT (#)
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YOU did this?
sa-weet.
NICE JOB BELL.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 12:01:31 EDT (#)
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no. but out of curiosity once i did grope a male mannequin at macy's. staff were less than appreciative about that.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:58:34 GMT (#)
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i like when you can see brush strokes in oils. i especially like touching the brush strokes when they're dry. this has gotten me in trouble many times but at least i can say i had my hands on a michelangelo.
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Hopefully not on his 'David'?
*blushes*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:58:34 EDT (#)
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i like when you can see brush strokes in oils. i especially like touching the brush strokes when they're dry. this has gotten me in trouble many times but at least i can say i had my hands on a michelangelo.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:56:48 EDT (#)
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YAY for paint-by-number!!!
Oh come on, it was either that or a photoshop joke.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:56:16 EDT (#)
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It was replaced by homos spooning and weirdo stuff like that.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:53:26 EDT (#)
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coco pops bather?
*sits waiting patiently*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:53:13 EDT (#)
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i like this.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:52:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:37:52 EDT (#)
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Next week I'll post the picture of a woman bathing in Coco Pops.
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I'm looking forward to this one.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:48:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:41:20 GMT (#)
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that's pretty badass. Oil on canvas I'm assuming, yes?
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Spunk on pillowcase, actually.
I mean, yes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:43:33 EDT (#)
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Dude FJ thats yours? thats a wonderfully proportionate painted breast.
Good show old boy, good show.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:43:25 EDT (#)
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Hands are very difficult to draw/paint. I'm impressed, FJ. :)
POINTS!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:42:46 EDT (#)
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Capable.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:41:20 EDT (#)
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what?! wow.
that's pretty badass. Oil on canvas I'm assuming, yes?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:37:45 GMT (#)
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who's the artist here?
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This is one of my own, actually.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:37:52 EDT (#)
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Next week I'll post the picture of a woman bathing in Coco Pops.
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:37:45 EDT (#)
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who's the artist here?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-31 11:36:24 EDT (#)
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is it wrong that I find a woman eating nude as erotic?
I mean I wouldnt be nude, just her.
I wanna do that thing where you can eat sushi off a naked chick, is Orphelia available anytime soon?
FJ you're in tight with her, hook a brotha up.