GrUeBERfest is OVER!!! (768 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.94 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by write-of-way (View user info) at 2008-10-31 13:08:52 EDT
Gonefiguring is the 2008 Gruemaster.
That's it.
There are no prizes, no awards, there's nothing. It's over.
No trip around Sgt Hartman, no drinks with Shlongy or pictures of his wife's implants, no blow job from experima, no bodily fluid analysis by forensicgirl3, no pearl necklace from Kaos King, no nothing.
Maybe a little pickle tickle from sage104, but that's got nothing to do with the contest.
GrUeBERfest is its own reward.
Thanks to all who participated.
Links to all the entries can be found in my labels, and forever in my heart.
User Reviews
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-02 20:12:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-01 19:17:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:10:30 EDT (#)
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jack cheated
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Apollo sucks rat wang.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:10:30 EDT (#)
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jack cheated
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-10-31 21:14:08 EDT (#)
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I can't wait to rate these.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:34:10 EDT (#)
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hahaha...congratulations all losers for not having to waste any effort.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-10-31 17:13:03 EDT (#)
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ASH!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-10-31 16:47:48 EDT (#)
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the fact that a retard won this...
i mean...that's so fucking awesome.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:57:12 EDT (#)
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"Shop smart, shop S-Mart!"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:46:20 EDT (#)
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not too bad if he'd wash that ketchup off his face
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:45:42 EDT (#)
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I think that's his picture, above.
Your call on that one.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:38:38 EDT (#)
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hey, wait a minute there...is gonefiguring cute?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-10-31 15:21:04 EDT (#)
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Thank God
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:33:46 EDT (#)
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I hope we have less.
Submitted by Hornet (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:32:59 EDT (#)
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That was fun. I hope we have more of these contests.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:10:14 EDT (#)
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How did the great published author JAck McCallum not win? This competition was obviously rigged and de-railed by alters.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:08:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:02:25 EDT (#)
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I love watersports!
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WOAH!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:02:37 EDT (#)
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Ok so now you can answer, who's alter are you?
BTW, congrats Gonefiguring!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 14:02:25 EDT (#)
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I love watersports!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:59:51 EDT (#)
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Hey...I'll still buy the winner some drinks...as long as the winner is a broad.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:43:54 EDT (#)
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No trip around Sgt Hartman
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whew thank god! I dont need people trying to climb over the "dantes peak" that is my belly, I mean for christs sake hows a guy supposed to sleep!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:34:28 EDT (#)
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i think i'm going to write something for this today now that it's over.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:31:29 EDT (#)
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A winnar is me!
I hold this honor to be my greatest writing achievement since getting hit in the head with a motorcycle. If a trophy was awarded, I'd put it on the mantle next to the one my kids gave me that reads "World's Greatest Dad" with the word "Dad" scratched out and "Retard" written in with a red Sharpie.
It was a lot of fun and thought I don't feel I wrote all that well I am please to have gotten the votes. As I said I would during my campaign, now that I am the new Gruemaster I hereby recind and declare void all taxes in the form of money, livestock, chattel, or farm goods associated with the normal use of Ubersite for the term of one year. Those of you who have to blow Bart to post something (dan tangel, I'm talking to you) will still have to do so. Sorry.
Submitted by write-of-way (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:23:50 EDT (#)
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Fine.
You can either watch Orphelia urinate or receive the complete works of kaos king, and she will urinate on that.
Let me know.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-10-31 13:18:21 EDT (#)
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the no prize thing is mean and cheap but well done gonef!