Nevada Day...is very weird. (684 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.27 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Stephanie (View user info) at 2008-11-01 02:13:08 EDT
So Happy Nevada Day, how did you celebrate?
I think Nevada Day is weird. Today people ALL OVER have been dressing up in odd outfits with weird makeup and parents are bringing their KIDS to my condo BEGGING me for candy!! I was handing out some Jolly Ranchers my roommate brought home but I ran out, so now I just punch the kids. They keep asking for tricks or treats, and well, I ran out of treats. I guess it wasn't a happy Nevada Day for ALL OF THEM, but hey, they asked for it as far as I"M concerned.
On my way home from work, I also ran fourteen of these children over, but they were all clustering in lines on the sidewalk, and I was afraid they were going to start rioting! Plus, I was trying to DRIVE, and they were in my way! GET YOUR OWN SIDEWALK!!!
Now I know, right now you're thinking, "Well, why's this cracked out bitch driving on the sidewalk?" I will tell you, my friends. I will tell you. Alllllllll the cars around me were stopped, and I had to go. Now, since I drive an SUV, I needed ample room to navigate my vehicle, and there were NO cars on the sidewalk! Personally, I think Nevada Day was getting to everyone's head, cuz they were all hypnotized by these weird red, white and blue flashing lights. Either that or the lights gave EVERYONE seizures. Whew...good thing I'm immune.
So NOW, I have five princesses, three pirates, a ghost, two kitties, a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, a witch, and half a monkey (don't ask where the other half is, cuz like I told the parents, I DON'T KNOW!!!) in the back of my truck, and I just CAN'T figure out what to do with them!
Sheesh. Happy freakin' Nevada Day my ASS!
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-12-31 15:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit. fucked that up
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-12-31 15:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On principle
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't bad. Yur jsut getting bashed because no one knows who you are.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:24:41 EST (#)
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THIS was SHIT.
Submitted by hellish (user info) at 2008-11-02 21:57:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-02 17:24:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:27:14 EDT (#)
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shoots messenger by mistake
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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tie a sprig of sagebrush on your dick and shove a bar of silver up your dirt-chute you night time freeway speed-trap setting wanna be a real cop you short limp-dicked Nevada punk bitch
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the POST and I especially LIKED THE random use of capital letters.
I always did wonder what the American equivilent was of St. Georges Day.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2008-11-01 20:45:46 EDT (#)
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I'm no alter, but really, thanks for trying.
Oh, and in case the gender of the name didn't tip you off, I'm a girl. Dumbasses.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:05:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:35:54 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno it's Saturday no one else is writing anything, maybe I have a weird sense of humor, but I found this funny.
or maybe it's the username 'stephanie', virgin.
be careful he could be french.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
shoots messenger by mistake
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:16:15 EDT (#)
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tie a sprig of sagebrush on your dick and shove a bar of silver up your dirt-chute you night time freeway speed-trap setting wanna be a real cop you short limp-dicked Nevada punk bitch
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-11-01 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno it's Saturday no one else is writing anything, maybe I have a weird sense of humor, but I found this funny.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-01 12:38:24 EDT (#)
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auto 'sheesh' -2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-01 06:05:37 EDT (#)
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Can we just start a new site for alters? I mean I know that'd mean ubersite would have like 17 actual members but I think I'm ok with that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and I was paid for working the holiday yesterday!
Nevada day rules!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:29:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah, fuck you Stephanie! Slapper!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay for nevada day!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-01 05:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing, Stephanie!!
You suck.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-01 04:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
kind of funny. what the fuck isnevada day?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-01 03:02:13 EDT (#)
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oh?