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Submitted by Majul Cartoons (View user info) at 2008-11-01 12:59:24 EDT
Either read the script or watch the script (it cost a lot more money than its worth, so it will be better than what you expect)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8WQHJ2a8M
Spiderman appears on T.V with a Dr. Pepper Soft drink.
Spiderman;
"Hey kids, I'm Spiderman and I never leave my house to fight crime without a cold, refreshing drink of DR. PEPPER! It's what gets my spider-web flowing!
Camera changes angle to the left of Spiderman. Spiderman looks toward the camera with slight delay.
That's right kids! If you want to be like me, all you have to do is; DRINK DR. PEPPER!"
Dr. Octavius walks up behind Spiderman.
Dr. Octavius;
"Hey kids, I'm Dr. Octavius! See, this is what happened to me when I switched from Dr. Pepper to Pepsi! Luckily enough Spiderman was there with a cold refreshing drink of DR. PEPPER! Instantaneously my thoughts to destroy all human kind, as well as my thirst were extinguished!"
Cuts back to Spiderman.
Spiderman;
"And remember, kids; if somebody tries to touch you in ways that don't feel good or seem right, say no!"
Cuts to Matt and Jamal sitting on the couch, Jamal is holding a beer, Matt takes a draw of his cigarette.
Matt;
"Is it just me or is this hoary?"
Jamal;
"Yeah, T.V is getting way to commercial."
Matt;
"Change the channel."
Jamal changes the channel.
News Reporter (looks like Paul Kangas from NBR);
"In other news; the U.S military launched a missile attack on Rosie O'Donnell. The 42 year old managed to destroy two military vehicles and devour several of the army troops before escaping into a swamp near by. The armed forces are now searching for her lair where she is believed to be in a "hibernating like state", I'll just repeat that; "hibernating like state". The soldiers must then penetrate this layer and set fire to her offspring and any of the un-hatched eggs."
Matt;
"See, I told you dude, as soon as that Rosie O'Donnell show started I said that someone ought to destroy her before she tries to destroys society."
Jamal;
"Yeah dude, I just hope they find her eggs before they hatch."
Changes channel. T.V presenter on T.V
T.V Presenter;
"Hi folks and welcome to the premiere of "Family Giggles", where all the comedy is non offensive, non discriminating, non violent and Fun, Fun, Fun for the whole family! Here at "Family Giggles" we appreciate the value of wholesome, entertaining and educational family..."
Cuts to Matt and Jamal on the couch.
Jamal; (screaming)
"Get the FUCK OFF my T.V!!"
Changes channel.
Rove Live Starts playing. Rove is sitting at his desk.
Rove;
"Ok, and now everybody give a big welcome to that annoying
red-nut from skithouse."
Cuts to Red-nut;
"Did you ever notice how when you're at a shopping market you put on your shopping face?"
Makes a stupid face.
Crowd laughs.
Cuts back to Matt and Jamal on the couch as they stare for a second.
Jamal;
"What the fuck is this?"
Matt;
"Man, that's gayer than Elton John."
Jamal;
"Hey, that's not true; everybody knows that nothing in the world is gayer than Elton John."
Matt thinks for a second
Matt;
"Hmm, touché."
Cut's back to Rove Live.
Rove;
"And now What The?!"
"This "What-The?!" was sent to us from Drew Peacock. Droopy cock. It certainly does..."
Rove twirls his head and the crowd laughs.
Someone in crowd;
"He's so witty."
Jamal throws remote control at T.V causing it to break.
Jamal;
"I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND DIE, YOU BUTT LICKING PIG FUCKER!!"
Jamal is out of breath. Starts to breathe heavily.
Matt;
"This is worse than having to sit through a Whoopi Goldberg movie."
Jamal;
"Yeah dude, and why are people paranoid about controversy and bad language anyway? I'll tell you, if I ever see Rove I'll stab him in the eye with a red screw driver.
Someone should put a stop to this shit. I mean, watching Rove is like having sex with a watermelon. Sure it's satisfying, but it's also disturbing; like Owen Wilson's nose."
Matt looks at Jamal, confused.
Matt:
"hmm, I always thought that watching Rove is kind of like gay porn, that or watching a fat man eat a stick of butter. Either way you're right about one thing."
Jamal;
"About stabbing Rove?"
Matt looks at Jamal for a second and slaps him in the head.
Matt;
"No you cum-slurping horse-fucker, about someone putting a stop to the decline of T.V standards."
Jamal;
"What are you gonna do?"
Matt stands up.
Matt;
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write a letter to Rove Enterprises."
Jamal;
"Dude, that's dumber than that time you broke your leg playing Segway golf."
Matt;
"Even so..."
Jamal takes a sip of beer (Porter-Mark Beer) as Matt moves to the dining table and starts writing. Voice-over of Matt writing.
"Dear Rove
Whenever I see you on T.V I feel like slashing my own wrists with blunt and rusty nails until gangrene sets in, spreads to my lungs and fills them with puss. I slowly black out from pain more intense than having to watch the entire series of Dawson's Creek. My internal organs begin to violently tear apart as I regain consciousness only to start choking on bloody vomit.
Changes to Rove reading the letter in his office at his desk. Standing behind Rove is Belvedeer. Near Roves desk is a dog-basket with the name Belvedere on it.
You are cancer, you are AIDS, you are the mole on Sarah Jessica Parkers chin. You have no talent and are the spawn of Satan.
Go suck on a car exhaust and die, you ass fucking ball muncher."
Rove;
"Belvedieer, cupcake, why would anyone try and hurt me like this?
Stands up and pats Belvedieers ass.
Belvedeer;
"I don't know, Rove; sometimes people can be so mean and intolerant. Our kind has been through a lot. But now, with shows like "Queer eye", "Queer as Folk" and "Burks Backyard" people are re-discovering gay culture. Now don't trouble your pretty little head with that garbage and fuck me like George Bush fucked America"
Belvedeer bends over roves desk. Rove proceeds to unzip the back of Belvedeers pants and starts fucking him up the ass. They start talking while fucking. Belvedere's head moves up and down. Rove gets a bit angry angry.
Rove;
"I just get so frustrated when people talk about things that they just don't understand!"
Belvedeer;
"Don't get angry my fudge packing dove, they just don't (makes a moaning grunt "Oh Rove"), they just don't appreciate the value of new age gay comedy. Just give them tickets to your show next Tuesday featuring Vin Diesel. Oh, it's gonna be sweeter than Brad Pitts abs.
Rove;
"You know what; you're right. I'm the hottest gay comedian on T.V. I am the envy of every middle aged fag, all the sexually confused boys just adore me and my ratings are through the roof. I just have to show them what Rove Live is all about. Now slap my balls Belvedeer, I'm gonna make you sore tonight."
Belvedeer;
"Oh, you."
Rove and Belvedeer continue fucking. The red nut from skit house sticks his head through the door to Roves office.
Red nut;
"Hey, are you guys butt fucking? Why didn't you call me?"
Cuts to Matt and Jamal in the apartment. Jamal is on the couch drinking beer. Matt is in the kitchen; takes a sip of Dr. Pepper.
Matt;
-"Ahh, Dr. Pepper; the sweet nectar of Gods. You know, I really hate when people say Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine."
Jamal;
"I'll tell you what I hate; topping gaps on pizza, it should be a capital offence to leave more than one topping gap on a slice of pizza."
Matt;
"Gaps on fucking pizza? Have you been eating my brownies?"
Jamal;
(Jamal's eyes are red) "..............."
Jamal pauses and stares into nothingness for a few seconds.
Hey, how about; pizza made entirely out of topping; that way you don't have to fill up on crust!"
Matt;
How are you gonna hold it?
Jamal;
...Instead of dough you use hard cheesy crust.
Matt;
"Hey, actually that's not a bad idea... wait... I mean; Jamal you're a fucking idiot, quit talking about food, get off your fat jiggly ass and go look for a fucking job!"
Jamal;
"Hey, I don't need to waste my life away working as a porter for five dollars an hour!"
Matt points to Jamal as he speaks.
Matt;
"Concierge, it' seven forty five and at least I have a God fucking damn job, you fat son of a ball sack licking bitch!"
Jamal;
"Fucking bell boy! You're nothing more than a tiny sperm in the pool of corporate jizzim!"
Cuts to a close up of Matt's face as he frowns.
Matt;
"Grrrr."
Cuts to a close up of Jamal's face as he frowns.
Jamal;
"Grrrr."
Cuts to a close up of Matt as he hisses
Cuts to a close up of Jamal as he hisses
Cuts to a close up of Matt as he meows
Cuts to a long shot of Matt and Jamal. Matt is still standing in the kitchen, while Jamal is sitting on the couch. No one talks for a few seconds. Jamal takes a sip of beer.
Jamal;
"So, anyway your mum's a whore and you got some mail, I put it on the dining table."
Matt;
"Oooh, mail, I hope they sent me the new Lego catalogue."
Matt walks over to dining table and starts sorting through his mail.
Matt;
"Let's see, we've got; a Christmas card from Madonna, but do I give a toss? No. A subscription to "Oily Men", *Ugh* better throw that away.
Close up of Matt's face, his eyes shift from right to left as he puts the subscription in his pants pocket.
Oh, wait, there's one more from Rove Enterprises, it even has the special Rove Enterprises seal of approval."
Cuts to the envelope which has the rainbow flag printed on with the word "Pride".
Jamal;
"What's it say?"
Matt;
"Let's see..."
Matt opens up the letter with a letter opening knife and starts reading.
Roves voice;
"Dear Matt
I appreciate your honesty more than I appreciate a long hard oiled up Bulgarian peasant.
Rove Live is all about new age gay comedy and I think that you would just find it fabulous if you attend my show next Tuesday.
In the letter I have included two tickets to my show as well as two plane tickets and a nude photo of myself.
Rove."
Cuts to Matt's hand holding the signed photo of Rove. Rove is posing on the bed in his underwear. Matt shrugs.
Matt;
"Do you know what this means, Jamal?"
Cuts to Jamal
Jamal;
"Hmm, let me guess; (All in one go) we're going to see Roves show so you can confront him on stage and tell him that his comedy is tasteless, not funny and that he should quit so that someone else with more talent can have a chance of making it big?"
Matt;
"No."
Cuts to a close up of Matt as he thinks for a second.
Matt;
"Oh, wait, yes."
Cuts to Matt and Jamal on the plane. Matt lights up a cigarette.
Matt;
"Ahh, welcome to flavor country, population, me."
Stewardess is seen walking down the isle where Jamal and Matt are sitting.
Stewardess;
"Chicken, who wants chicken?"
Stewardess notices Matt smoking.
(Politely) Stewardess;
"Excuse me..."
Matt;
"Fuck you!"
(Shocked) Stewardess;
"Excuse me..."
Matt;
"What the fuck do you want you fat ugly whore?"
Matt takes another puff of the cigarette.
Stewardess;
"I'm sorry sir, but you can't smoke those on the plane, your cigarettes could be harmful to others."
Matt;
"Well, they better be."
Stewardess;
"Sir, I'm asking you nicely; please put out your..."
Matt;
"Oh, relax you ass ramming cock gouger I'm putting it out."
Jamal;
(Laughing) "Suck shit Matt. Hey biatch, I'm sobering up; do you have any moonshine?"
Stewardess;
"Sorry Sir, but this is an interstate flight. We only serve alcohol on international flights."
Close up of Jamal holding his head.
Jamal;
"Aghhh! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
As the stewardess is walking away she can be heard saying "Chicken, who wants chicken?".
Pilot;
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We hope you enjoy your flight and as for your entertainment we will shortly be playing the "Best of Rove."
Cuts to a shot of the plane.
Matt;
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Cuts to Matt and Jamal in front of The Rove Enterprises studio. On the walls of the studio is a poster of Rove.
Matt;
"What do you think is the pinnacle of laziness?"
Jamal;
"Well, one time I was watching Oprah and eating peanuts...
Matt;
"Sugared?"
Jamal;
"Roasted."
Matt;
"Roasted, that's something."
Jamal;
"Is it?"
Matt;
"Sure why not. At least they weren't salted, talk about peanut thirst..."
Jamal;
"If you let me finish, I'll tell you what's worse than peanut thirst..."
Matt;
"Biting on a peanut shell?"
Jamal;
"Well as I was saying; I was on the couch watching Oprah and eating peanuts, when suddenly due to superfluous peanut grease one slipped from my fingers and fell back into the bowl. I was looking for it till the Price is Right came on, but it was forever lost among the copious amounts of peanut shells. Now realizing that I'll never find it again I proceeded to take a shit, but when I sat down on the toilet I was so exhausted from the search that I couldn't be fucked pushing, so I sucked it back in."
Matt;
"...So whatever happened to the peanut?"
Jamal;
"That's one for the books."
Matt;
"Maybe you ate the peanut."
Jamal;
"No, I didn't eat the peanut, I told you; I couldn't find the peanut!"
Matt;
"Well, did you look under the couch? Maybe it rolled under the couch?"
Jamal;
"No, it couldn't have rolled under the couch; a peanut can't roll that far...! Maybe if it was a macadamia nut, I can see that, but definitely not a peanut."
Matt;
"Could it have bounced?"
Jamal;
*sounding as if Matt is insulting his intelligence* "I think I would see it bounce."
Belvedeer interupting Matt and Jamal.
Belvedeer;
"Oh, hey boys we've been expecting you."
Cuts to a close up of Matt's face.
Matt;
"You have?"
Cuts to a close up of Belvedeer's face.
"Yes."
Cuts to a wide shot of Matt, Jamal and Belvedeer outside of Rove Enterprises.
"Come boys, follow me, I will give you the grand tour of Rove Enterprises, oh it's gonna be fabulous."
Belvedeer leads Matt and Jamal through Rove Enterprises.
Belvedeer;
"Come inside, boys. You will notice that the Rove Live building has been designed to mimic your typical, everyday T.V studio. Now, if you look to the right you will notice "Roves Erotic Sex Dungeon".
Belvedeer points to a door. A sign above the door reads; "Roves Sex Dungeon"
Every once in a while Rove likes to get away from "it all" and endeavor on a highly erotic adventure consisting of hot runny chocolate, his golden Logies and feces of a Bulgarian peasant. Let's keep moving, shall we?"
Matt;
"Yes, please."
Belvedeer;
"Right behind this door is where we keep the Rove live crew until we need them. Why... there's Peter Helliar right now."
Peter Hellia is chained up and dressed like the "Gimp" in "Pulp Fiction".
T.V producer (Yellingn in American Accent);
"We gonna need the Helliar in 5 minutes!"
Crew member;
"I think Helliar is sleeping..."
T.V producer;
"Well, I guess you'll just have to wake him up, won't you?"
Belvedeer;
"And here is the big mans office, oh by the way I must warn you that Rove does a ritual before every show that comes off a little weird to some people."
Jamal;
"Weird like Michael Jackson dressing up as a white woman and molesting kids weird or Gwyneth Paltrow calling her son "apple" weird?"
Belvedeer;
"Well, neither. Michael Jackson is just a sick pedophile and Gwyneth Paltrow calling her son "apple" is just... plain stupid. It's more like David Letterman having a kid at 56 weird."
Matt;
"Oh, well that doesn't seem too bad..."
Belvedeer opens door to Roves greenroom. There is a picture of Elton John on a wall. Rove is standing in the middle naked.
Matt;
"Oh dear God! *Jamal pukes* It's all wrinkly and shriveled like Goldie Hawn's neck."
Rove;
"Oh, hey guys, I see you already met Belvedeer."
Matt;
"Dude, what's with your balls?"
Rove;
"Oh, you... you noticed."
Matt;
"Noticed? Dude, your balls look like that thing that hangs from a turkey's beak."
Belbedere;
"The wattle."
Rove;
"Well if you must know... It was the summer of the 90's; I was home alone listening to Mc Hammer's newly released hit; "Can't touch this". His moves were hypnotic, the words were enchanting. I felt hot and aroused so I begun to pleasure myself with Vacumuux, the best Roman vacuum money can buy. (Dramatically) Unfortunately the suction power had been set on "Maximus", it took my foreskin clean off, my balls soon followed. When I came to I saw my parents standing over me, looking at me as I lay there motionless in a puddle of my own blood and seamen. The doctors did all they could but my balls... my balls were never the same."
Matt;
"Wow dude that's disturbing, but we only came here to tell you..."
Roves assistant comes in (wearing a tight black shirt showing off his muscles).
Roves assistant (Gregory);
"Rove, I got that cranberry schnapps you wanted."
Rove;
"Ohh that's just peaches, sorry you gorgeous lollipops but I have to start the show now. I say, why don't you boys come with Belvedeer and watch me in "action", sort of speak?"
Belvedeer looks at Rove.
Belvedeer;
(Giggling) "Oh, you."
Gently slaps him on the chest.
Cuts to Rove walking up on the Rove live stage. Matt, Jamal and Belvedeer are sitting together.
Rove;
"Thank you, thank you very much, very big show tonight. We have the fabulous guys from "Queer Eye", the very hot and steamy Vin Diesel and later on in the show I'll be snowballing with a pair of gay Japanese men.
Audience claps and cheers.
Faggot in crowd (wearing a t-shirt with a love heart and Roves face);
"Make love to me Rove."
Rove;
"Yes, Vin Diesel... he certainly does..."
Audience is silent. Roves eyes shift from left to right.
Rove;
"Cacophony... it's a funny word..."
Rove makes a stupid face.
Audience claps
Woman in crowd;
"Oh, my God how does he manage to come up with such original material?"
Matt stands up from his seat walks over to the woman and slaps her in the face.
Matt;
"Fuck you, lady!
Cuts to a close up of Matt as he is about to speak, his mouth opens and he takes a breath then pauses. He looks at the woman. Cuts to a two shot as he slaps the woman again.
Fuck you and your mum! Rove doesn't have original material!
Matt turns around and faces the audience.
And you people; you should be ashamed of yourselves, laughing at retards for your own amusement. Don't you realize that Rove is as talentless as the backstreet boys? For Gods sake, the man used to be a street performer."
Person in Audience;
"Hey now, lets all settle down, children. Let's not forget that Rove provides us with light hearted, family oriented, non offensive comedy, and if Rove taught us anything; it's that you don't have to use crude language or meaningless violence to achieve laughter."
Stage light falls and kills the man.
Matt;
"That guy was a fucking dick, but not as big of a fucking dick as you, you should be aborted!"
Rove;
"Hey you babelitious bastard, I provide people with high quality gay entertainment. These people deserve to hear highly original fart jokes; bits that are not stolen form Conan O'Brian or see a bunch of pituitary retards making complete asses of themselves on "My Sherader". I'm just giving the audience what they want, boys; and that's why my show has such high ratings!"
Faggot in Audience;
"Ohh, make love to me Rove."
Jamal;
"No dude, you're wrong. People don't watch you because they like your jokes, and your comedy isn't gay as in "Will and Grace" gay, it's just... gay. People hate you and only watch you 'cause there's nothing else on T.V."
Rove;
"But, but people love me, for Gods sake; I won two Golden Logies!"
Matt;
"Rove, your Logies are as meaningless as the golden globes, the Grammy's or the Oscars."
Rove;
"But I'm Rove McManus, I'm the hottest gay comedian on T.V."
Matt;
"No you're not the hottest gay comedian on T.V, Sean Hayes is. And your name, it isn't even Rove, is it?
Cuts to Rove as he becomes very angry and frustrated, makes a threat.
Rove;
"I suggest you don't fly to close to the sun, you wouldn't want to get burnt."
Matt;
"It's John!"
Rove;
"You bastard, you just had to push it, didn't you? Well now you know my terrible secret. From a very early age my only goal in life was to become a famous T.V comedian. I dreamt about it, I fantasized about it. But John, John is the name of a man with no identity; all I could ever aspire to do with a name like John was to be a street performer, maybe even write my own cartoon. But all that changed. One day after a bad day of basking, I sat down on a curb and said to myself that I would suck anyone's cock to be famous.
Rove gets very angry.
Before I could even finish my sentence Eddie McGuire himself rose from hell on the wings of pain and suffering! He looked down on me with his cold eyes of fury as I looked upon him with fear! He said; I am now your Lord and God, you will obey my law and my command, you will do as I do and you will say as I say for I am your master now!
Pause
Now suck my scaly pecker!
Rove calms down and is no longer angry.
It was an offer I couldn't refuse. The next day I received a letter from a network producer offering me my very own talk show. The letter was addressed to Rove McManus, and it's been my name ever since."
Matt;
"Wow, dude; Eddie McGuire is Satan? I guess that would explain why he's so God damned evil and also why no one ever won the million dollars. Still that whole story just confirms my theory that you suck balls and should die."
Rove;
"No, you die; you die and rot in hell! What the? People love Rove McManus... Rove, he certainly does... I'm the real Conan, say hello to your mum from me! Aaaagh!"
Rove types something on his computer; the following options show up on the screen; Option #1; "Swivel Chair", Option #2; "Homoerotic Entertainment", Option #3; "Release Helliar". Option #4 "Gas" is selected. He than puts on a gas mask. Gas starts spreading through the studio.
Jamal inhales the smoke.
Jamal;
"Hey, this is better than that weed I smoked yesterday, oh wait I mean; I think I'm dying."
Jamal passes out. Matt turns to Belvedeer.
Matt;
"What's going on?"
Belvedeer;
"Its night-night time."
Belvedeer puts on a gas mask. Camera goes black.
Cuts to Matt and Jamal (passed out) tied up to chairs in Roves Sex Dungeon. Both Matt and Jamal are wearing gags. Belvedeer sprays water on them as they come to. Rove is sitting opposite them taping his fingers on Peter Helliar's head.
Rove;
"You bastards, you think you can ruin my career? You think you can just waltz in here and fuck everything up? Well I got news for you, boys; nobody fucks anybody in my place of business except me or Belvedeer!"
Matt and Jamal try to talk through the gag.
Belvedeer;
"So, who's first?"
Rove;
"I ain't sure yet."
Rove starts to do the "Enie, meany, miney, moe" rhyme while his finger goes back and forth between the two. After a while it stops on Jamal.
Rove;
"Guess that means you big boy."
Jamal utters "Fuck you" through the gag.
Rove;
"Shhh."
Belvedeer;
"Want to do it in here?"
Rove;
"Nah, take him back to Russell's old room."
Belvedeer;
"Sounds good to me."
Belvedeer grabs Jamal's chair and proceeds to drag him to Russell's old room; connecting to Roves Sex Dungeon. Rove ties Helliar who is wearing a chain leash around his neck to a hook on the ceiling.
Rove;
"Keep an eye on this one."
Helliar bows his head. In slow motion Rove walks past Matt giving him an evil look before disappearing into Russell's old room. The door closes behind him.
Cuts to a shot of Matt as he frees his hands which were tied behind the chair. When Helliar notices that Matt hands are no longer tied he panics. Matt knocks him out and proceeds to the exit. He opens the door half way, than stops. Horrible sounds can be heard from Russell's old room (Sit on my Logie!). Zooms in on Matt as he contemplates if he should help Jamal.
Matt;
"Ah, fuck it."
Matt exits Roves studio.
Cuts to Matt sitting on the couch at home, smoking a cigarette and watching T.V. Jamal Walks through the door and sits next to Matt. No one talks for a few seconds.
Matt;
"So... what happened?"
Jamal;
(Sarcastically) "What do you think happened?"
Matt;
"Well, I don't know; why don't you tell me how you became Roves bitch."
Jamal;
"Hey, I am not Roves bitch!"
Matt;
"You are so Roves bitch."
Jamal;
"Am not."
Matt;
"You know you are you big bitch."
Jamal;
"I am not a big bitch!"
Matt;
"You're a bigger bitch than Elton John."
Jamal;
"Hey, that's not true; everybody knows Elton John is the biggest bitch in the world."
Matt thinks for a second.
Matt;
"Hmm, touché again, still; you're the nymph of prison bitches."
Jamal;
"For fucks sake; I am nobodies fucking bitch!"
Matt;
"Sorry ass mouth; I didn't quite hear that, could you get off your knees, wipe the jizzim of your lips and squeal that again?"
Jamal;
"I said; quit calling me a fucking bitch!"
Matt;
"Ok, let's make a deal; you stop ovulating and I'll stop calling you a bitch."
Jamal;
"How about this deal!?"
Pause
Matt;
What deal?
Jamal slaps Matt in the face.
Matt;
"Ouch, ok, I'm sorry, I'm done."
No one talks for a few seconds.
Matt;
"So, tell me snow pea; who bled first?
Jamal;
"You said you were fucking done."
Matt;
"Sorry, I am, I'm done."
Jamal;
"You better be, now let's watch some T.V."
Matt;
"Sounds good, Ohh, I know, why don't we watch; "Harry Potter and the Game of Anal Twister", you big bitch.
Jamal gives Matt an angry look.
(Laughs) I'm sorry; this just doesn't seem to get old. Anyway, let's watch T.V."
News reporter (C News);
"...however Rosie O'Donnell managed to shield herself from the missile with what was later revealed to be her gigantic ass. And this concludes today's news; I'm Paul Strassheimer and please join us tomorrow night and every other night for that matter as we bring you - the News. Now please stay with us for Rove Live... (Listens to his earpiece) This just in; Rove Live will not be shown tonight due to the mysterious disappearance of the host, Rove McManus; instead we are proud to present to you "The Late Night with Conan O'Brian"."
Cuts to the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian". Conan is on stage and is seen twirling his head, waving his arms and making stupid faces.
Conan O'Brian;
"Thank you very much; welcome to the program this evening. Yesterday scientists have announced that the sun is five billion years old. It just looks much older cause it's spent so much time in the sun."
Percussion sound
Jamal;
"Well that sucks. Maybe you were wrong, Matt. After all there will always be tasteless and tallentless shows (on T.V) that make absolutely no sense whatsoever."
Cuts to a two shot of Matt and Jamal as they sit on the couch. No one speaks for a second. Matt looks over to Jamal.
Matt;
"Yeah, maybe you're right... Hey, whatever happened to Rove?"
Cuts to a sign in front of an apartment building, it reads; "Germany, Berlin, Schoeneberg's retirement Home for Homosexuals". Rove is sitting outside on a curb crying.
Rove;
"I'll suck anyone's dick to be famous again! Anyone's!"
A man walks up to him (his head not visible at this time)
Man;
"Hi I'm Elton John."
Rove looks up.
THE End
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:31:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:15:24 EST (#)
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Ok I've been lurking around this site for several years not caring to rank or comment on anything. But damn, what the fuck? I don't understand why anybody in their right-fucking-mind would do anything like this.
I put in less effort taking a dump every morning, and I'd rather stare at my steaming excrement for several hours than watch anything like this again in my entire life.
Fuck.
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keep lurking around and make sure you don't make yourself noticed..., especially that you joined on 2008-11-02, moron
Your name reflects your intellect and i'm sure you're upset paliln isn't president.
...staring at your own shit for hours seems like the right thing to do for a moron like you
Go die... you're a waste of life
Retard
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Borowik you faggot, he said he'd been lurking - he never said he joined years ago. You need to join all the words together to form sentences, then perhaps you'll understand what each person is trying to say. I will take a lot of pleasure in fucking you up you snivelling little cunt. I will crumple you. Don't make me post more info about you, just leave already.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:31:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok I've been lurking around this site for several years not caring to rank or comment on anything. But damn, what the fuck? I don't understand why anybody in their right-fucking-mind would do anything like this.
I put in less effort taking a dump every morning, and I'd rather stare at my steaming excrement for several hours than watch anything like this again in my entire life.
Fuck.
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keep lurking around and make sure you don't make yourself noticed..., especially that you joined on 2008-11-02, moron
Your name reflects your intellect and i'm sure you're upset paliln isn't president.
...staring at your own shit for hours seems like the right thing to do for a moron like you
Go die... you're a waste of life
Retard
Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok I've been lurking around this site for several years not caring to rank or comment on anything. But damn, what the fuck? I don't understand why anybody in their right-fucking-mind would do anything like this.
I put in less effort taking a dump every morning, and I'd rather stare at my steaming excrement for several hours than watch anything like this again in my entire life.
Fuck.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-07 09:35:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I immediately regret my decision in previewing this post.
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That's because you're a brain dead moron, go watch Paris Hilton B.F.F.
and go suck your mum's cock
retard
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I immediately regret my decision in previewing this post.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-06 05:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-05 07:45:38 EST (#)
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locksly, how do you have the time to maintain so many accounts?
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I use different browsers running different proxy accounts to keep them all open at the same time. Its a bit of a hassle but I am dedicated.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:46:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:13:01 EST (#)
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then why would you post it?
"like omg i knew you wouldn't like it that's why i put it here so you wouldn't like it and i can spend the next week defending it."
you're either the most brilliant alter evar or just a dumb shit. The most entertaining part of this garbage is watching you defend it against EVERYONE who doesn't like it. It's called the lowest common denominator (ie YOU). We're not all without taste, you just aren't good at entertainment. I bet you're great in the food service industry, though.
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err... what?
I don't think i ever said that, but here's one of my quotes
"hahahaha... no. i wrote this some time ago in high school, then forgot about it... recently when i had some spare time i decided to animate it (hire Indian animators, ironically not Koreans)...
I knew it would be sad to send it to a tv station or get on to some "talent writing" contest as it is strictly against my religious beliefs...
never the less, my plan was to animate it and put it on youtube and a website..., if it did good, good. If it didn't do good (like now), fair enough.
I just hate not finishing things. "
I'm not defending it and if you don't like it, that's fine... there is however a lot of morons without taste and rate posts based on who wrote them rather then what they think of it.
Oh, and the food industry? Yes, i quite enjoy; Belgium (there was a nice restaurant on Gold Coast but i stopped going... even before i moved to bkk as the head chef changed and they no longer serve authentic Belgium potato waffles (quite tasty), the rib eye now comes with fries (not my thing) and the sauce is no longer eatable...,
German (very nice authentic German restaurant i found in bkk (bei otto) if you ever visit)..., French, Italian, Japanese, Thai (again, one of my favorites in bkk, decorated to the theme of an authentic Thai house), good if not too spicy... I dislike Chinese, Vietnamese (unless they serve really great shark fin (not chewy) or good Hu Tieu)
Blue fire grill is nice... i could go on, but yes, if you have any question as what restaurant you'd like to work at don't hesitate to ask for a review
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-05 12:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
then why would you post it?
"like omg i knew you wouldn't like it that's why i put it here so you wouldn't like it and i can spend the next week defending it."
you're either the most brilliant alter evar or just a dumb shit. The most entertaining part of this garbage is watching you defend it against EVERYONE who doesn't like it. It's called the lowest common denominator (ie YOU). We're not all without taste, you just aren't good at entertainment. I bet you're great in the food service industry, though.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:51:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got bored after like the first 3 sentences.
FAIL.
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That's because its a script and not a pop-up book... although those can be quite entertaining.
If you're reading a script you have to use a bit of imagination... you have to imagine the character designs, background designs, story-boarding, animatics and than animation itself...
that's why i gave you a link to the completed animation at the top (sound is not too great as it had to be compressed heaps)...
Now... try and remember the Pilot episode of Seinfeld, Simpsons or Cheers (depends how old you are)... if you can't remember, watch them back and see if they seem the same as what you remember the shows to be like now. (faster paced (quicker storyline), more developed characters, more jokes, bigger budget, etc)
Also, people have much longer attention span when watching tv then internet (5-10 mins tops)... that's why clips like "star wars kid", "chocolate rain song", "sneezing panda", etc become very popular. Even South park started of as a 5min (or something) animation, have you seen the first one? and i don't mean "Spirit of Christmas", i mean the one before that.
My point is, people just don't have the attention span to watch (or read, like a lot of long posts on uber), something with proper story development and new characters as it goes over their attention span...
Even right now as you're reading this you're loosing your attention... so am i
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you'd left cockweasel? Take the opportunity to leave now.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:20:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-11-05 07:36:21 EST (#)
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It reminded me of one of those TV show auditions like "you're a star" or "americas got talent" where someone obviously has worked really hard on what they do but they suck beyond measure and we all laugh at their expense.
Man that was embarrassingly bad.
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hahahaha... no. i wrote this some time ago in high school, then forgot about it... recently when i had some spare time i decided to animate it (hire Indian animators, ironically not Koreans)...
I knew it would be sad to send it to a tv station or get on to some "talent writing" contest as it is strictly against my religious beliefs...
never the less, my plan was to animate it and put it on youtube and a website..., if it did good, good. If it didn't do good (like now), fair enough.
I just hate not finishing things.
I hope that answered your question... tell me one thing tho... while reading your post i got a slight scent of frustration, lost hope, bitterness and "failed dreams"...
i couldn't quite put my fingers on it so i clicked on your profile... i was right... this bitter review, its how you feel about yourself... isn't it?
...been working on a novel you couldn't quite finish...? a play? got writers block? can't get it published?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109838
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-05 07:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
locksly, how do you have the time to maintain so many accounts?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-11-05 07:36:21 EST (#)
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It reminded me of one of those TV show auditions like "you're a star" or "americas got talent" where someone obviously has worked really hard on what they do but they suck beyond measure and we all laugh at their expense.
Man that was embarrassingly bad.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-11-04 16:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-04 11:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-11-04 11:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, I didn't even read the reviews.
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you should, they're the only redeeming part of this post.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-11-04 11:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, I didn't even read the reviews.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-04 02:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I still can't believe you are fucking here. :)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119556
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:01:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't even bother to finish reading this shit. Suffice to say, it sucked. At some point you will realize every attempt you ever made on this website has been 100% pure fail and you will log off for good. I eagerly await that day.
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I'm sorry to have wasted your precious time... time you could have spent on creating another shitty photoshopped album cover with a creepy gay innuendo...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110254
carry on...
Moron
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-03 21:36:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-03 15:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're assuming I give a shit enough to spend the time looking up your 'real' house or to even check out any of your failed attempts at posting on this site. I bet you smell your socks when you take them off at night.
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No. i said "if you really have no life, use google earth to find my previous home and find out where i used to live"... if you do, carry on.
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-11-03 19:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-03 15:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're assuming I give a shit enough to spend the time looking up your 'real' house or to even check out any of your failed attempts at posting on this site. I bet you smell your socks when you take them off at night.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't even bother to finish reading this shit. Suffice to say, it sucked. At some point you will realize every attempt you ever made on this website has been 100% pure fail and you will log off for good. I eagerly await that day.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-03 12:27:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am more entertaining than you according to the people on this website.
and that's not my couch, it's my fiance's mother's. It's more expensive than your car.
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Thanks, moron... i'm glad "people" like posts like your... maybe that's the reason McCain is only a few points behind Obama and "people" think Sarah Palin is qualified to be president
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101431
...oh, and i seriously doubt that couch could pay to change the tyres on my car... and i'm not insinuating your couch is cheep (which it is), but that my car is expensive...
by the way don't write in saying i'm lying, cause i'm not (and i'm not being vain, i'm just pissing off this moron, not everyone else)... i'm not going to get myself involved in another meaningless debate, nor am i going to respond to anyone who thinks otherwise.
...Like in that moronic post where i posted my private info... (if you really have no life, use google earth to find my previous home and find out where i used to live)
a little off topic there, but back to the point...
You're a moron
go fuck yourself
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got bored after like the first 3 sentences.
FAIL.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about MajulCartoons
User id: 34209
Registered on or around: 2008-08-31 12:25:01 EDT
# Messages posted: 19
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Average rating of all messages: -1.54
Everything you ever wanted to know about Unabonger
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I am more entertaining than you according to the people on this website.
and that's not my couch, it's my fiance's mother's. It's more expensive than your car.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-02 23:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should leave
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 23:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-11-02 18:18:14 EST (#)
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nice alter, locksly
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tee hee
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 22:44:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-02 17:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You could post a link that would guarantee me 100 free blowjobs and a solid gold puppy and i still wouldn't click the fucking thing.
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right... so you clicked on my post because...?
also, its pretty gay to try and solicit free blow jobs from me... not that there's anything wrong with gay,
its just that you're a moron
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-02 22:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still here? Listen to Mr. Asshole already!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119536
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 22:39:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-02 19:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pure unadultered shit
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You lost all credibility (not that you had any to begin with) after posting a picture of this gigantic fat man with acne and stained pants... oh, wait, its you
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119318
plus, you spelled unadulterated wrong,
Moron
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-02 19:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pure unadultered shit
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-11-02 18:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice alter, locksly
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-02 17:42:08 EST (#)
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You could post a link that would guarantee me 100 free blowjobs and a solid gold puppy and i still wouldn't click the fucking thing.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-11-02 16:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-11-02 16:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 09:14:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-02 08:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HERE COMES THE HATE, MOTHERFUCKER! FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE #1 ON MY SHIT-LIST!
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-02 09:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119537
Just spare me the virgin jokes. It's getting tired.
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I won't make fun of you for being a virgin, rather for being retarded and creating 177 posts, all of which are truly retarded...
This one especially
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Submitted by frankthebear (View user info) at 2008-09-01 01:33:39 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118408
Important Lessons I Learned As A Child
16) Every raccoon is named "Rocky."
17) Every brown horse is named "Brownie."
18) McDonald's makes the greatest toys in the world.
19) Never share your toys with your friend who eats Play Dough.
That's all I can think of right now. What important lessons did you learn as a child?
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Moron
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-02 08:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HERE COMES THE HATE, MOTHERFUCKER! FROM NOW ON, YOU ARE #1 ON MY SHIT-LIST!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 07:54:52 EST (#)
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Hey MATUESZ you faggot , why don't you respond?
I know you're a scared little bitch but you can at least put on a tough guy facade for all your fans
btw hows business at understatement management?
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 07:15:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was a complete waste of time for me...which means it's tragic the time you wasted on it.
I mean that was really not good at all.
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Thanks, moron...i briefly searched through your posts... they suck, here's an example
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101431
Oh, and i'll give myself a +1, because i'm guessing you must be watching some type of porn just before sucking off your dogs on that very cheap looking couch.
Funny and ironic, it's the morons with the most "retarded posts" that have this retarded drive to inform random strangers on the quality of other posts
Idiot
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey MATUESZ, since you already posted some of your personal details and said you didn't care, do you mind if I post a few more things about you? Perhaps then we'll all get to knpw you a bot better and we can positively rate your posts for once.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
man, i haven't cared enough to log in in months, jus to rate something. but fuck it dude, take a bow. you earned it. you are king shit of turd island. seriously, how many months has it been since A person gave you an above zero rating. please put your computer cables to good use and hang yourself with them.
at everyone else, never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. i mean fuck, just look at your reviews, usually you guys are clever. sorta.
and i know, looney tunes. im a moron.
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Yes, you are absolutely right... i will try my hardest to improve and master my skills... Write something new and original, edgy and witty. Something equally as awesome as maybe... your posts...?
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Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A great read! I laughed! I cried! I lost fifteen pounds!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113566
im bored so i'm going tell all you folks a little tale, a tale about a farmer. you see kids, there was a farmer. and it just so happens the this farmer? well yeah, it turns out he had a dog. NO! NOT JUST ANY DOG! everything about this dog was special, he had a beautiful white coat, he had the most glorious bark, he had a little black spot right around his left eye. heck even his name was special, you see his name was...
B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! B-I-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-I-N-G-O! *CLAP*-I-N-G-O! *CLAP*-I-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-N-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-G-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-O! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*! *CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-*CLAP*-! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
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That was "powerful" retarded
...And yes, you are a moron
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-02 06:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 04:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fag below, thats a higher rating than you'll ever see
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 03:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in a rather high state of denial. I suggest seeking mental help.
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No... you can only be in a state of denial if your post gets a +0.67 and all it includes is the words;
"I like pink"
Followed by a crappy picture
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119245
Thanks for watching
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-02 03:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you still here? Didn't Mister Asshole give you some great advice?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119536
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 02:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
man, i haven't cared enough to log in in months, jus to rate something. but fuck it dude, take a bow. you earned it. you are king shit of turd island. seriously, how many months has it been since A person gave you an above zero rating. please put your computer cables to good use and hang yourself with them.
at everyone else, never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. i mean fuck, just look at your reviews, usually you guys are clever. sorta.
and i know, looney tunes. im a moron.
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Truth above, but sometimes idiots need to be argued with to promote an open dialogue between idiots and normals, if we normals never engaged with the typical faggot idiot, such as Matuesz we would never be able to guage our own levels of idiocy and faggotry.
This information can then be used to create a special environment where idiots like Matuesz can be kept away from the general population and sterilized, then maybe released back into the wild to be eaten by packs of wolves. Or hanna barbera characters.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
man, i haven't cared enough to log in in months, jus to rate something. but fuck it dude, take a bow. you earned it. you are king shit of turd island. seriously, how many months has it been since A person gave you an above zero rating. please put your computer cables to good use and hang yourself with them.
at everyone else, never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. i mean fuck, just look at your reviews, usually you guys are clever. sorta.
and i know, looney tunes. im a moron.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-11-02 01:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please tell me you put your house up fo collateral so you could make this cartoon and now you are homeless and can never ever get on the internets again!?
here is another -2 maybe you will start to understand really NOBODY likes you here....
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-01 21:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where to begin...
Besides the fact you are an absolute faggot and you real name is MATEUSZ?
Who is your cartoon for ? Aussies or Americans, because in the US we don't give a fuck about anything from/in/around Australia. And Aussies wouldn't get the US references I'm sure. The only reason you included them is because you've blatantly ripped off material from others.
No one likes you here, on myspace or on youtube. The thailand lady-boy hookers laugh at you and your small cock after you've paid them. You have an inferiority complex that forces you to pretend you are rich, have 'global businesses', investement property etc. when all in all you are just a simple little faggot with a a totally unjustified self belief in your ability to comical, whitty and cutting edge.
Your highest rated post on Uber wasn't even by you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119447 Does that tell you anything?
This is evidenced by your total faggotry, and the shit eating grin on your face as you reply to this message, in a constant state of denial about the extent of your epic fail that is your life thus far.
Mateusz, its better to just fuck off now, go on a bender with some of the lady boys and forget all about ubersite, your 'cartoons' and your blog. Please.
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-11-01 20:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EJ (user info) at 2008-11-01 20:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119536 Mr. Asshole is here to help!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WORST! FUCKING! THING! EVER!
-2DIE!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-01 15:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
......
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 doesn't understand Button Moon.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in a rather high state of denial. I suggest seeking mental help.
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No... you can only be in a state of denial if your post gets a +0.67 and all it includes is the words;
"I like pink"
Followed by a crappy picture
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119245
Thanks for watching
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in a rather high state of denial. I suggest seeking mental help.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some fuckstain give you bad reviews... i on the other hand think you're original.
I watched your cartoon and i thought it was original and funny, sure i had to watch the whole thing to get the idea but it was unique and i enjoyed it
Thanks
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Thanks
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Off the front page you go. See how that works you ming mong?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckstain
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you, i'm going to vote McCain... that was a complete waste of time for me...which means it's tragic the time you wasted on it, go vote Obama you idiot
I mean that was really not good at all.
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I hope you come back when you're over 15...
Thanks
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that was a complete waste of time for me...which means it's tragic the time you wasted on it.
I mean that was really not good at all.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 18:08:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God you sicken me. Why don't you kill yourself?
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You're right - I'm pathetic. I just wish one person would like my cartoons. Then maybe I can get a man. I mean a girl! THAT WAS A TYPO - I'm not gay! Honest. Ok!
Well, maybe a bit gay.
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Majul, no one cares about who you want to have sex with. Please go away.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like your cartoon and I am a pedophile, please give me children to have sex with
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Thanks, but no...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck off with your myspace, no one cares what mood you're in, fuck off with youtube, its got more clips of TV then there is on TV, fuck off with your ebay, your blogs, your ads, fuck off noobs, leave it alone. "
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"shitting all over your balls" like the line from Team America...
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Thanks, you noticed that south park coped ideas of "Monty python" and that there's no thing such as an "original idea"...
you're ahead of everyone
Thanks again for the positive reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody likes you Majul. Nobody. Not one person.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:49:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Notice any similarities, bitch?
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Hey now, you changed the lines around... that's not how the story goes... you can't just change the lines around so people think something else is being said...
You cut the line (i think its only in the cartoon) where it says;
"If you call me a bitch one more time, i'm gonna rip off your foreskin and staple it to your tongue, and than i'm gonna shit in your mouth... so that you'll be tasting dick and shit for two weeks!"
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And even that smacks of the "shitting all over your balls" line from Team America. You sir are a fool.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 14:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a message there. See if you can work it out.
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Yes... i can
You can copy and paste, good for you
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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There's a message there. See if you can work it out.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't matter if this is original or not; it still sucks shit.
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Thanks..., i hope john McCain wins too
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesn't matter if this is original or not; it still sucks shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up you pathetic cunt.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Notice any similarities, bitch?
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Hey now, you changed the lines around... that's not how the story goes... you can't just change the lines around so people think something else is being said...
You cut the line (i think its only in the cartoon) where it says;
"If you call me a bitch one more time, i'm gonna rip off your foreskin and staple it to your tongue, and than i'm gonna shit in your mouth... so that you'll be tasting dick and shit for two weeks!"
...but i thank you for your positive reviews and comparison to south park anyways...
Thanks
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. I guess I'll have to call Mr. Asshole back into action. It's Saturday and weekends are his day off but I guess he'll have to be an asshole to you today.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If every person who views your cartoons immediately finds it as deeply unfunny as I did is a paedophile then the whole world is now paedophilic which means no children's shoes will be safe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Majul
Get a well harsh disease.
Love
Red
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean utterly bored and irritated.
You're seriously unfunny. Really really unfunny.
I was in a good mood, then I viewed your cartoon, and now I'm bored, irritated and generally less happy. You oxygen thief.
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You feel that way because you're a pedophile...
Go read "retard posts"...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=397296619
I hope you get chemically de-sexed, cause you're a pedophile
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:31:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No, wait, it ruled the first time, it's that i didn't watch the whole thing...
Anyways, thanks for the originality, even tho it seemed like south park i knew you did that because i'm used to south park style animation... so in a way it didn't seem like something scary...
you know, like something new i'm not used to, like Obama or something... cause i hate change and new things...
Thanks
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Are you SERIOUSLY trying to say that you believe what you have done here is ORIGINAL?
You
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"Well, I don't know; why don't you tell me how you became Roves bitch."
Jamal;
"Hey, I am not Roves bitch!"
Matt;
"You are so Roves bitch."
Jamal;
"Am not."
Matt;
"You know you are you big bitch."
Jamal;
"I am not a big bitch!"
Matt;
"You're a bigger bitch than Elton John."
Jamal;
"Hey, that's not true; everybody knows Elton John is the biggest bitch in the world."
Matt thinks for a second.
Matt;
"Hmm, touché again, still; you're the nymph of prison bitches."
Jamal;
"For fucks sake; I am nobodies fucking bitch!"
Matt;
"Sorry ass mouth; I didn't quite hear that, could you get off your knees, wipe the jizzim of your lips and squeal that again?"
Jamal;
"I said; quit calling me a fucking bitch!"
Matt;
"Ok, let's make a deal; you stop ovulating and I'll stop calling you a bitch."
BASEketball
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Coop: All right, all right all right, you little bitch. Here, why don't you take a shot? [tosses the ball to Squeak.]
Squeak: [struggles to get the ball, but finally holds it] I don't wanna take a shot! I wanna turn off your gas! And don't call me bitch!
Coop: Okay, Squeak. Let's just shoot for it.
Squeak: Shoot for it?? What are you, insane?! This is my JOB, you assholes!
Coop: Look, it's a good deal. All you gotta do is make a single, from right here, and you can shut off our gas, and we'll never call you Squeak again. [Remer nods in agreement]
Squeak: Or bitch.
Coop, Remer: [look at each other] Or bitch.
Squeak: [thinks a moment, then stands between them] From right here?
Coop, Remer: Mhm.
Squeak: [gets into position, looks at Remer, then Coop] All right. Check this shit out.
Coop: Steeve [Squeak shoots] Perry
Squeak: Huh? [the ball bounces off the garage roof and onto the side of the garage, hitting the Doberman, who yelps in pain]
Coop: Ohhh...
Remer: Tough break, Squeak. [the Doberman growls]
Coop: Yeah, you've gotta fetch the ball, bitch. [the Doberman pushes against the gate, which rocks back and forth. Reluctantly, Squeak goes to get the ball]
Notice any similarities, bitch?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 17:12:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fail at life. Christ, I'm so sorry I've inflicted myself on others.
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Well, at least you're admitting it. Just never do it again ok?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean utterly bored and irritated.
You're seriously unfunny. Really really unfunny.
I was in a good mood, then I viewed your cartoon, and now I'm bored, irritated and generally less happy. You oxygen thief.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No, wait, it ruled the first time, it's that i didn't watch the whole thing...
Anyways, thanks for the originality, even tho it seemed like south park i knew you did that because i'm used to south park style animation... so in a way it didn't seem like something scary...
you know, like something new i'm not used to, like Obama or something... cause i hate change and new things...
Thanks
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you make me so angry.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um...that was pretty terrible.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Huh, I don't remember writing that...maybe the alzheimers has kicked in early. Or late. I forget how old I am.
Oh shit there it goes again.
Well anyway, since I seem to have enjoyed it first time round I gave it another go. Well I tell you, my memory sure isn't what it used to be. Since that last review was so positive I was expecting something hilarious, at the same level as Blackadder or Arrested Development or Father Ted. But what I found was some kind of South Park rip off that wasn't even as funny as their middle set of seasons, which lets face it, fucking sucked AND blew at the same time.
I urge you to cut your losses and never, ever do anything like this ever again. Your talents lie elsewhere, such as package delivery or the service industry. Comedy is not your calling.
Or maybe its my wrecked brain.
Wait...
Nope, this is a pile of crap for sure.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, this was pretty boring.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved it because it was original and i've never heard anything like it, you got to watch the whole thing...
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Thanks, if you had some trouble with the sound its because of shitty youtube and its file compression.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, this cost you actual money to make? What are talking here, shrapnel or folding money? Real actual walking around money?
Cos Ive got to be honest with you, this was shit. Sub-south park dross. The animation is awful, the art is just a rip and the voice acting...oh Gods the voice acting. Doc Oc sounded like a throat cancer patient and not in a good way. I managed two, three minutes and didn't laugh once.
This blew. Old school.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-01 13:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its SATURDAY, no one reads posts on saturdays. E
Especially ones this long and boring.