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Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2008-11-03 02:10:09 EST


Bork! Bork! Bork!




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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-11-06 11:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart dear, it's been over a year since your last post. Why don't you talk to us any more? Was it something we said? Did we piss you off? Is there someone else?

Submitted by Xinthose (user info) at 2009-10-17 03:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-29 04:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Xinthose (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did this guy, the most viewed author on this site of all time, die or something? This post was from like 6 months ago.

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You aren't terribly bright, are you?
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AAHHA HA HA HA..

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~ Brighter than you obviously, you would do well to remember this name.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-26 18:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pleeeease tell me why I can't log in at ubersite.net?

Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-01 02:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Still pedaling the same old crap Bart, I thought time, and old age would have wisened you more.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-29 04:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Xinthose (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did this guy, the most viewed author on this site of all time, die or something? This post was from like 6 months ago.

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You aren't terribly bright, are you?
~~~

AAHHA HA HA HA..

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Xinthose (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did this guy, the most viewed author on this site of all time, die or something? This post was from like 6 months ago.

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You aren't terribly bright, are you?

Submitted by Xinthose (user info) at 2009-05-29 03:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did this guy, the most viewed author on this site of all time, die or something? This post was from like 6 months ago.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-02 18:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-03 20:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I always loved the Swedish Chef. Never has so much gone so wrong for a culinary master.

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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2009-05-02 17:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart, the Most Heated/Most Reviewed headings should really be links. Update this interface plz, thnx.

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-17 16:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/wherearewe.cgi

Update map get?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-31 13:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-19 11:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-12-19 01:46:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why you such a bitch? Really. Why?



moi?




Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-05 10:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

meeeep!

Submitted by myshit (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

shit post

Submitted by abdansner (user info) at 2008-11-05 09:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-04 18:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy Crap, It's the Chef!

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Chef_Lobster_Bandittos.jpg

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How so?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-04 17:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-03 18:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, so YOU are the Swedish Chef and Shlongy is Waldorf (See http://www.ubersite.com/m/118193).

I nominate Orphelia for Miss Piggy, "Dude, thats BOSH!" for Animal, TTOM for Gonzo, Uncle B. for Fozzy Bear and Flash Harry for Jim Henson.

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you are very stupid.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty good.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-11-03 21:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST

Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2008-11-03 20:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-03 20:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I always loved the Swedish Chef. Never has so much gone so wrong for a culinary master.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-11-03 19:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nurrrrr

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-03 18:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OK, so YOU are the Swedish Chef and Shlongy is Waldorf (See http://www.ubersite.com/m/118193).

I nominate Orphelia for Miss Piggy, "Dude, thats BOSH!" for Animal, TTOM for Gonzo, Uncle B. for Fozzy Bear and Flash Harry for Jim Henson.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nerd

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty good.


Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-03 15:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BORK BORK BORK!!!!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-11-03 15:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOVE

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-03 12:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-03 11:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad, Barty. I saw a Skeeter from Doug this weekend.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-03 10:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-11-03 10:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty good.

Beaker would have been +2 worthy.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-03 09:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Ernie! Did you go with somebody dressed as Bert? That would have been great!

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no, not here

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me you threw cereal everywhere.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Which gay bar did you hit for Halloween?

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-03 07:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Muppets

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-03 06:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Queue here to kiss Barts ass.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-03 06:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-11-03 06:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://anderslovesmaria.reneengstrom.com/2008/02/26/122-slipped/

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-03 05:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm sure you had fun.


Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-03 05:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Muppet.








(In the American sense, that is)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-03 04:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-03 08:03:30 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

muppet

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just to clarify, I meant this in the very english sense.

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-11-03 04:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 muppets



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-03 03:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i used to love that guy. i still do, but i used to, too.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-03 03:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-03 03:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

muppet

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-03 02:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by cupid_stunt (user info) at 2008-11-03 02:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

meh

Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-11-03 02:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=74161


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