Halloween Costume And A Short Glimpse Inside My Apartment (807 hits)
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Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2008-11-03 16:48:58 EST
Not nearly as good as this one, http://www.ubersite.com/m/110575 , but at least I almost kind of tried.
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-23 16:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was looking for your "eating Jesus" post, but came across this, and started looking, and those are an AWFUL lot of jars for canning tomatoes off of a single plant.
What else are you doing?
Submitted by elkay94 (user info) at 2008-11-05 02:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-04 15:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-04 03:54:07 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
AS IF Bond would pose with his shoelaces untied. Pfft.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-04 03:46:34 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
her costume is fucking lame
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I know, the whole thing is very shameful, really.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you should decorate
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-04 10:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look more like a matrix character than bond.
acceptable.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-04 08:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-04 06:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AS IF Bond would pose with his shoelaces untied. Pfft.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-04 06:46:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
her costume is fucking lame
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-04 04:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bond (or anyone with more class than the everage pikey) would not wear a black shirt/jacket combo.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-04 00:54:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-03 20:45:04 PST (#)
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A NOTORIOUS WHORE.
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I KNOW IT'S AWESOME.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-04 00:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice Eric Harris costume
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A NOTORIOUS WHORE.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:54:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pirate Chef???
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Pirates gotta eat too, bitch.
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AT Age 19 I was kidnapped by Turkish pirates
Mediterranean thugs
After some torture they considered me their mascot
Cypriotic Good Luck
I had to taste the deck and many other things
I had to pay the piper with my wedding ring
And I would never see my family again
By 25 I was respected as an equal
My art was a knife
On countless raids I was the first one up the lanyard
Yeah I was seeking a fight
There is no time to pray
And there's no time to beg
And then it's off with an arm
Or it's off with a leg
And if I spare your life
It's because the tide is leaving
Oh yeah
By 31 I was the captain of a galleon
I was Poseidon's new son
The coast of Montenegro was my favorite target
It was ever so fun
We had no wooden legs
Or steel hooks
We had no black eye patches
Or a starving cook
We were just killers with the cold eyes of a sailor
Yeah we were killers with the cold eyes of a sailor
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:54:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pirate Chef???
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Pirates gotta eat too, bitch.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-03 22:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pirate Chef???
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-03 19:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-03 18:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-11-03 18:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You live in a shithole
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2008-11-03 18:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You live in a shithole.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-03 14:14:53 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
why are you so clean cut lately? where's scruffy?
and wtf is a pirate cook?
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I had to shave to be James Bond, it was the second time I've shaved in probably two months or so. Sorry, I guess.
I'm not sure what a pirate cook is either, but I figure if a pirate tells you they're a cook, you just go with it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:20:24 EST (#)
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hahaha...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why are you so clean cut lately? where's scruffy?
and wtf is a pirate cook?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For nerve
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:07:23 EST (#)
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I'm actually strangely okay with that, Shlongy.
Although I liked Bond, Gay Bond better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look more like James Bonds' knob-shine boy.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Flint! Man, I remember those movies. Flint was the best. He was kind of like James Bond if you think about it...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:01:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:58:03 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
whats with all the bottled water, jars of food and plants in buckets?
you are stock pileing for Jacks riot, arent you?
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It's not bottled water, it's actually used to make concentrated juice with yeast in it into bum wine.
But the answer to your question is still an emphatic yes.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 17:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:55:57 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many times did you overhear people asking, "Who's the gay dude with the gun?"
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Ha, well if I hadn't been drinking since 1:00 PM I might be able to tell you.
Surprisingly enough this one drunk girl kept hitting on me in front of my girlfriend. I was being kind of an asshole to her, but dumb drunk girls like that sort of thing as long as you smile and call yourself Bond, James Bond while you do it.
There was this one guy that kept seeking me out...but he kept telling me hunting stories, so I don't think he wanted to do me in the pooper.
Never know, though.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whats with all the bottled water, jars of food and plants in buckets?
you are stock pileing for Jacks riot, arent you?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-03 13:55:03 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
whats in the boxes?
pickles?
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No, that's a random assortment of things she's been jarring over the last week. The only thing I know for sure is there was butterscotch in one of them, I put it in some coffee the other day.
Honestly, I don't really pay attention. She just kind of does things.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:55:57 EST (#)
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How many times did you overhear people asking, "Who's the gay dude with the gun?"
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol, you look like a Great Universal Catalogue model.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whats in the boxes?
pickles?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bong factory reallly huh
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The names Bond, Gay Bond.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-03 16:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She had an eye patch.
That's important.