Fun stuff to do when you're wasted (2359 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.23 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Noah Goldstein <elmoisyourfriend.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-17 17:16:00 EDT
I've been browsing uber for about 3 weeks, but I never really felt that I had much to contribute. I became a user a few days ago so that I could critique some posts or something. Now, I think I've finally come up with a suitable premise for a message.
It seems that alcohol, and its consumption, is an integral part of many uberusers' lives. I myself enjoy a little buzz every once in a while, so I figured, make a post about booze, everyones happy. None of this racist garbage, no politics, no pictures of my girlfriend, just good old liquor. Getting buzzed is fun. Everyone likes it. Everyone has funny stories about their encounters with the bottle. What do you guys like to do when you get drunk?
Personally, I usually get some musically inclined friends together, we drink some whiskey or rum or whatever is on hand, then fire up the computer, hit the record button, and proceed to make fools of ourselves, on tape. Then we reconvine the next morning to evaluate the results of our drunken jam session. Pretty amusing stuff. A guitar player jumps behind the drumset, a singer grabs a guitar, I pick up a mic, and we make beautiful...err death metal about my penis falling off. And stuff. Yeah. Good fun.
Im finished. Flame away.
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Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:17:12 EDT (#)
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my usual modus operandi after a devastating im-booz-u-lation: stagger home.....pee in the park, feeling free like a wild beast of the field.....fuck with the key to get into house...raid the fridge like Shamu da fucking killer whale at a baby seal convention.....CRANK THE MUSIC SO FUCKING LOUD that the cops come banging on my pulsating door with their nightsticks...........then momentarily come-to (around 4 am) glued by drool to my mattress, half-clothed, with the worst fucking thirst (like I was gargling sand).... so then must raid the fridge again for ice-cold,bubbly water.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:34:52 EDT (#)
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i get drunk and cry and then i slit my wrists
shit wait thats what i did after reading this post
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2004-08-20 00:22:40 EDT (#)
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it seems to me that random joe is an idiot. he was all over one of my posts talking in the third person which is not cool unless you're yoda.
also create an account if you're going to -2 so many people, so that we can fire retaliatory -2s.
not that i'd do that, it's pure idiocy. i'm just being an idiot.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-06-16 21:56:07 EDT (#)
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I'm a quiet, moody drunk. Not much fun, I just sit in the corner and watch everyone else.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-10-11 22:20:38 EDT (#)
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i just get pissed adn then go to bed. I reckon perhaps i do it more often then you
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-18 08:55:04 EDT (#)
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i agree
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-08-18 02:00:46 EDT (#)
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Why is this rated above a one? Gotta bring it down. Sick of these "This is my first post, I've been reading Ubersite for a while now but didn't have the balls to submit anything till now, and I'm still out of ideas, so how about if I ask you guys a question and pretend like I really give a damn about your answers? It's a surefire way to get my foot in the door" posts.
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-18 01:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mogwai, watching Spy Kids 3D when I was high was one of the freakiest things ever. I did it twice. There is only one movie freakier to watch when high, and of course, that is, The Wall, PinK Floyd's movie.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-08-17 23:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there's this game me and my mates like to play traditionally when we're fucked as called "Spatula Scars".
Basically it involves beating the shit outa your mates (one hit at a time) with a (red hot or just cold) metal spatula, when you're drunk as fuck. At the end of the night the player with the reddest or most bruised (we're talkin' blood bruises here) scar wins.
Of course when you're pissed as the pain is just a small shock, but the ensuing scars and rivet marks, as well as the possible (or should I say "probable") breaking of a spatula across someones body parts makes for a night of fun and entertainment.
Always keep spare spatulas.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-08-17 23:36:21 EDT (#)
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that's the shit bro, exactly that.
Submitted by Mogwai (user info) at 2003-08-17 23:13:52 EDT (#)
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Did you say spy Kids 3D? I've been hearing that watching it when you are high is fuckign bad ass. Is this true? Or is it just hype?
Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-17 22:47:07 EDT (#)
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My favorite drunk/high activities:
1)Go to the diner and get a cheesebuger with a fried egg on top, and also eggs benedict.
2)Go to the movies and watch Spy Kids 3D.
3)Watch Popeye.
4)Go cruise around with my friends, and challenge black people at the park to basketball games.
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-17 17:44:05 EDT (#)
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Blanco nino, lol... GI Joe spoofs rock.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-08-17 17:29:23 EDT (#)
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not too shabby, blanco nino