Drunk Bus (697 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 2 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-12 20:11:35 EDT
I work for a very large construction company.
In fact, the company has so much work and needs people so badly that they have a guy who drives a bus.
"So what?", you say.
Well, this guy drives a bus because his job is to pick up people and drive them to work-those people who have DUI's, or otherwise don't have a liscense or what have you.
Now this is what made me laugh today. I found out that for a few months, they stopped the bus service. The reason? Reason being, one day after picking everyone up from the job, they stopped at a bar, got ripped, and wrecked the bus.
Now I don't know how many or who was involved. I don't want to know. What I did find out was that the designated driver of the bus, the guy who's job it is to pick everyone up, is a recovering alcoholic. But he has a liscense, so he drives. At least that's the story I got.
In any case, I laughed my ass off when I heard that the drunk bus was wrecked. Go figure.
It's the simple things in life that amuse me.
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A construction company I worked for had the same thing, plus the job site was too small for everybody to drive their own vehicle up there, so we all piled into the bus.
On Fridays the driver swung by the liquor store and we all got pretty buzzed by the time we got back to the office, about an hour away.
There were few underage workers on the bus, but we didn't care, if they pitched in cash, we got them some booze. Two guys who wanted to look cool in front of the rest of us decided to get a fifth of Jack and a pint of Jose to share between them. Amazingly enough these two kids (I say kids, but they were about 18-19 years old) finished that fifth about half way back to the office and the pint was close to finished.
Apparently Jack and Jose got into a fight in the young bellies of these guys. The fight went on and both Jose and Jack wanted out.
These poor kid ralphed all over the fronto of the bus, the mess running down the stariwell, under the seats, it was just plain nasty.
We still made the Friday afternoon stop, but those kids were not allowed to drink after that.
We then christianed the bus "The Vomit Comet."
We never did fully get the Jack and Jose smell out of the fron seats.
Submitted by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven (user info) at 2003-08-13 07:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-08-12 21:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaa
Submitted by putangina (user info) at 2003-08-12 20:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL thats cool. Sounds like the partidge family updated in the year 2003