An open letter to Method's people. (1434 hits)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (View user info) at 2008-11-07 13:10:32 EST
Dear Greeks,
Stop changing the way your pronounce "gyro". In every Greek pizza shop I ever went into as a child I heard it pronounced "jai-row". Then I ran into some artsy broad that had taken a few more vacations than the average person and pronounced it like "Euro". I was so embarrassed at saying it wrong for like 20 years that I didn't order one again until I moved back to a larger city a couple of years ago, and even then it was only like twice. So a couple of weeks ago I try to order one at the place across the street from my job and said "Euro platter". It got the right results, but the guy asked the lady to hand him the "yeeroo platter" when I went in to pick it up. I figured this was a legit source so when I just called up to order the same thing, I get THIS fucking shit:
"Hey, I'd like to place an order for pickup."
"Sure, what would you like?"
"I'll take a yeeroo platter..."
"WHAT?!"
"Uh...the, uh, jai-row..?"
"Oh."
"...with rice pilaf and no onions."
"Okay, 15 minutes."
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS! ALSO, YOUR WOMEN ARE ABSURDLY, RIDICULOUSLY, DELICIOUSLY SEXY UNTIL THEY HIT LIKE 24 AND SUDDENLY BECOME WILDEBEASTS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT? DO YOU GIVE OUT MOLES, MUSTACHES, UNIBROWS, GIANT PORES, AND SMOKER'S COUGHS AT WOMEN'S 24TH BIRTHDAY PARTIES IN YOUR CULTURE?
Sincerely,
Creep
P.S. What's with the buttfucking thing? I've always kind of guessed that it had something to do with ancient bath houses with the open homosexual kid-touching and all or possibly something to do with religion. Does that sound about right or is there some other reason hookers refer to their willingness to have anal sex performed on them as "speaking Greek"?
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-11-11 07:45:01 EST (#)
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Greeks are hot.
that is all.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-11-10 20:24:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-11-09 20:32:07 EST (#)
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in melbourne theyre called (and spelled) yeeros.
in the civilised part of the country we call them kebabs.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:29:19 EST (#)
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mmm i wanna see it dribbling off the grannies chin
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:46:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:46:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 12:39:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:46:18 EST (#)
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Haha, good point Inion...I really do take most things pretty seriously, except for the law and all (you know...the stupid one that says pot's illegal and shit). ;)
I get it though...you're just anfry and jelus that you CAN'T get high. You should try BC Bud...
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wow.
You do realize that when you use an INSIDE JOKE you're supposed ot KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, right?
Jesus christ you are el retardo
That is 'the retarded' in spanish fyi.
P.S. not really.
P.P.S. Sico would have said osmething along the lines of 'Fagosaurus cock gobbler' or osme other such nonsense.
I rather prefer el retardo.
el retardo
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-07 21:45:23 EST (#)
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someday I'll be that hot.
not if I keep eating gyro's though. I'm also waaaaay older than 24. ON the plus side, I don't have a mooosetash.
I like lamb and cucumber yogurt. mmmmmmmmm
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:18:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:01:57 CST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:44 EST (#)
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my work blocks youtube :(
someone want to give me a synopsis of method's link?
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Ok this is getting strange...I was JUST about to say that my work blocks youtube.
no its not.
most peoples work block youtube.
also wb oathmeal, method and my 'super tattle tale club' has already informed barticus.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:01:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:00:39 EST (#)
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Isn't it just a fucking doner kebab??
Also, sico isn't sage but I think they know each other IRL.
Also, if romanbust IS oathy, I have had enough and shall depart with Uber for good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:39:45 EST (#)
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God bless the Second Amendment.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:39:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:30:43 EST (#)
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Greek food is delicious. They have these little sausages made out of lamb and mint and they look like cat turds but they taste really good. I forget what they're called. And Greek salads are the best thing ever.
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i give a thumbs down on stuffed grape leaves though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:13:40 EST (#)
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I saw that too...and I was like, "ok...so you say that you EITHER get hit in the arm OR torso...but yet recommend AGAINST getting hit in the torso (PAINFULL!!...MORON)...sooooo why would you continue to have the OPTION of hitting in the arm or torso?
Makes no fucking sense.
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What REALLY makes no fucking sense is that the person that wrote that review was allowed to purchase anything from a weapons supplier.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:30:43 EST (#)
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Greek food is delicious. They have these little sausages made out of lamb and mint and they look like cat turds but they taste really good. I forget what they're called. And Greek salads are the best thing ever.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 16:08:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:26:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:49:45 EST (#)
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actually i kind of am. it's not even for the OMG POT IS COOL thing it's just i would like to experience as much as possible and i keep hearing it's pretty great especially compared to drinking. i think it would be fun to try all the hallucinogens once and maybe an nonprescribed opiate. i have such a high fucking tolerance to everything though.
dammit :( i just wanna be drugged.
SOMEONE GET ME ROOFIES!!
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I call shennanigans
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about which part? :D
i still remember that whole damn night. especially the part where the security guard to the new haven trainstation knocked her nightstick on the bench next to my head where i fell asleep.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:32:44 EST (#)
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I'm seeing a terrifying split in Sico's personality. The rubbermaid part wants to fight hidden, but the Sage part wants to feel his throbbing manhood in her gaping cock cavern.
There is a powerful disconnect here... I'm a little worried, actually.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:27:56 EST (#)
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Whoopsies...that was actually meant for hidden...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:27:19 EST (#)
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Bahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha @ below...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:27:13 EST (#)
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I'm quitting so I can take up kicking your ass full time, you dainty wristed dick slugger.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:26:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:49:45 EST (#)
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actually i kind of am. it's not even for the OMG POT IS COOL thing it's just i would like to experience as much as possible and i keep hearing it's pretty great especially compared to drinking. i think it would be fun to try all the hallucinogens once and maybe an nonprescribed opiate. i have such a high fucking tolerance to everything though.
dammit :( i just wanna be drugged.
SOMEONE GET ME ROOFIES!!
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I call shennanigans
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:25:52 EST (#)
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my bad, i didn't know you had a job.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:23:10 EST (#)
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Once again, buffoon, my work blocks youtube.
Tell me that there is some bears (the gay kind) fisting one another and I'll look later.
Pinky promise!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:20:43 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeJ8VgCvy4Q
this is why you really want the stun knucks, faggot. you want to try them on your shirtless lover, BDSM style.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:20:31 EST (#)
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Gyros (Euro is what I say) are so tasty!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:13:40 EST (#)
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I saw that too...and I was like, "ok...so you say that you EITHER get hit in the arm OR torso...but yet recommend AGAINST getting hit in the torso (PAINFULL!!...MORON)...sooooo why would you continue to have the OPTION of hitting in the arm or torso?
Makes no fucking sense.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:11:51 EST (#)
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Here's what scares me even more, the review:
What a Jolt!!!
Reviewer: Redi-kilowatt
5.0 Rating
10/9/2008
This is really fun to use when betting on things with your buddies. We watched two Beavis and Butt head look alikes on You Tube playing with them and thought we would do the same. We hit each other with them and Holy Crap they hurt! When somebody loses a bet depending on the bet we either get hit in the arm or the torso. Don't get hit in the torso whatever you do. PAINFULL!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:09:52 EST (#)
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that is pretty badass. i used to have a pair of brass knucks but i got rid of them because i was afraid i would use them and go to jail for killing someone by making their face unrecognizable.
and ok, fine, if you want me to say something about fighting you...
I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME, FAGGOT!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:07:31 EST (#)
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I see you're not making any comments of fighting, you pussy.
I think you're afraid of my IUD-like punch.
Seriously though, how kick ass is this:
http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/TAC115-1.html
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:06:03 EST (#)
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Meh, semantics.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:04:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:47 EST (#)
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Sorry, hidden is right.
If you want to get very technical about it, one of the definitions of the word gay is "homosexual".
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
gay
   /geɪ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [gey] Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
-adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
5. homosexual.
6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
-noun
7. a homosexual person, esp. a male.
-adverb
8. in a gay manner.
Therefore homosexual is a SYNONYM for the word "gay".
Therefore, since homo is a slang term for homosexual, and homosexual and gay can be considered synonyms, homo is in fact a slang term for gay.
Nerds.
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i was just going to say "when you shorten a word, it makes it slang, dumbass", but that worked too.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:04:25 EST (#)
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I can give you something from my hep dispenser if you'd like, inion!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:03:14 EST (#)
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And furthermore, Susan Razor, fuck you for making me go to an online dictionary and typing homosexual in the query bar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:03:09 EST (#)
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strep is the only thing i ever get with any regularity. as soon as i feel an itch in my throat i start drowning myself in chamomile tea. i never get any fucking painkillers for that though. my doctors suck.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:01:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:44 EST (#)
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my work blocks youtube :(
someone want to give me a synopsis of method's link?
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Ok this is getting strange...I was JUST about to say that my work blocks youtube.
All this is doing is confirming Sandman's supposition that Sage and Sico are the same.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 15:01:17 EST (#)
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no huh, razor face.
well...maybe, but that's only because they add new words to the dictionary each year which is fucking stupid because they're niggerfying it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:47 EST (#)
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Sorry, hidden is right.
If you want to get very technical about it, one of the definitions of the word gay is "homosexual".
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
gay
   /geɪ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [gey] Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
-adjective
1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
2. bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments.
3. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures: a gay social season.
4. licentious; dissipated; wanton: The baron is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.
5. homosexual.
6. of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
-noun
7. a homosexual person, esp. a male.
-adverb
8. in a gay manner.
Therefore homosexual is a SYNONYM for the word "gay".
Therefore, since homo is a slang term for homosexual, and homosexual and gay can be considered synonyms, homo is in fact a slang term for gay.
Nerds.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:45 EST (#)
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who is oathmeal
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:59:44 EST (#)
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my work blocks youtube :(
someone want to give me a synopsis of method's link?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:58:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:56:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:50:26 EST (#)
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what does 'indion_de_trua' mean anyways
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it means i was having an emo period that day.
sage: i SO WANT shrooms. no one's got any apparently. or the nearest person to me that's a sure thing is like 8 hours away. pain killers alway take like triple the dose of anything to have an effect on me so i rarely bother unless i have a literally blinding migraine. i got some vicodin once for a bad sprain and i gotta say that was pretty nice. the best part was i was flying across country with my cat who was also tranq'ed. so me and my cat just sat in the airport stoned and looking around like we'd both seen better days.
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LOL!!! I had strep throat so bad a couple months ago it hurt too much to swallow. I took Vicodin for that and my doctor told me that if I took it the only way to NOT get sick would be to just stay still and not suddenly move my head for at least 2 hours, and I followed his directions. It was strange.
I could get shrooms anytime I wanted, I'm sure. I have good connections. :)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:58:16 EST (#)
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Everyone needs to watch this immediately
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBohmdsUXF4
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:57:32 EST (#)
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or however that sentence is supposed to go.
also.
romanbust = oathmeal
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:57:03 EST (#)
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i'm not going to ask someone to participate in a federal crime by mailing it to me sico.
i'll meet you in an alley though.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:56:28 EST (#)
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Well homodust, get the fuck off it. No one likes you and I'd personally couldn't be any happier if you had a shot of drano....or 12.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:56:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:50:26 EST (#)
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what does 'indion_de_trua' mean anyways
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it means i was having an emo period that day.
sage: i SO WANT shrooms. no one's got any apparently. or the nearest person to me that's a sure thing is like 8 hours away. pain killers alway take like triple the dose of anything to have an effect on me so i rarely bother unless i have a literally blinding migraine. i got some vicodin once for a bad sprain and i gotta say that was pretty nice. the best part was i was flying across country with my cat who was also tranq'ed. so me and my cat just sat in the airport stoned and looking around like we'd both seen better days.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:55:05 EST (#)
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Double WHAMMY bitches!
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:54:55 EST (#)
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lol this site is strange and you people are freakin weirdos.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:54:42 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OK SICO WE ARE THE SAME FUCKING PERSON.
ENTER SANDMAN, BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
PS TO SICO: Jinx, poke, you owe me a coke. x2.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:53:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:51:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:48:10 EST (#)
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Hidden, I don't think anyone has told you this yet but homo isn't a slang term for gay
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you can't be serious. do you know what the definition of slang is?
oh that's right. you have a serious problem with comprehending diction in the english language.
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Actually hidden, he's technically right.
Gay is a slang term for homo...homo is just the shortened version of the technical word "homosexual" which is scientific, not slang.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:53:46 EST (#)
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Let's try this hidden.
Gay is a slang term for homosexual.
Now, if you don't shut the fuck up in about 2 reviews or less I'm going to get sage to shiv you on your super-secret-decoder-ring-entrance-only smoke up.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:52:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:49:45 EST (#)
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actually i kind of am. it's not even for the OMG POT IS COOL thing it's just i would like to experience as much as possible and i keep hearing it's pretty great especially compared to drinking. i think it would be fun to try all the hallucinogens once and maybe an nonprescribed opiate. i have such a high fucking tolerance to everything though.
dammit :( i just wanna be drugged.
SOMEONE GET ME ROOFIES!!
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Marijuana is the only drug I've ever tried in my life, ever. I have no desire to try anything else...well...maybe I'd do mushrooms once or something, but I've never cared much to even do that. I can barely take painkillers when I'm in legitimate pain 'cause they make me violently ill, so I've always been wary of trying much else.
Pot is cool just 'cause it makes you chill and for me personally, it makes me appreciate art/music more, or something.
PS: I hear Sico has access to not only rohypnol, but ALSO chloroform. Maybe he could hook you up.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:52:10 EST (#)
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I honestly, legitimately have access to rohypnol and chloroform, Katy, and if you can't get fucked (up) on that then I don't know what will do it for you.
p.s. Did you see what I did there? I put the "up" in parentheses because you can't get fucked either. ahhahahahahhahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:51:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:48:10 EST (#)
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Hidden, I don't think anyone has told you this yet but homo isn't a slang term for gay
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you can't be serious. do you know what the definition of slang is?
oh that's right. you have a serious problem with comprehending diction in the english language.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:50:26 EST (#)
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what does 'indion_de_trua' mean anyways
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:49:45 EST (#)
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actually i kind of am. it's not even for the OMG POT IS COOL thing it's just i would like to experience as much as possible and i keep hearing it's pretty great especially compared to drinking. i think it would be fun to try all the hallucinogens once and maybe an nonprescribed opiate. i have such a high fucking tolerance to everything though.
dammit :( i just wanna be drugged.
SOMEONE GET ME ROOFIES!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:49:04 EST (#)
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Dan,
Your age-transformation picture is just way wrong. The ladies in the second picture are at least 26.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:48:36 EST (#)
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where i live (austin, tx) there's mandatory jail sentencing for minor possession of pot.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:48:10 EST (#)
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Hidden, I don't think anyone has told you this yet but homo isn't a slang term for gay and the random word that was thrown in there was a spoof on his name.
Now, do you want to square up, cocktart?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:45:43 EST (#)
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oh snap! sage said you're ugly, inion. are you gonna take that?
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Actually there, young'n, that comment was reserved for you. If you're 10 years younger than Sico you're too young to be on ubersite, tender grasshopper.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:46:18 EST (#)
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Haha, good point Inion...I really do take most things pretty seriously, except for the law and all (you know...the stupid one that says pot's illegal and shit). ;)
I get it though...you're just anfry and jelus that you CAN'T get high. You should try BC Bud...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:45:47 EST (#)
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sico, i don't know if anyone has told you this yet, but you can't make an insult out of a slang for gay and any random word that pops into your head. you do it a lot and i don't think you're really offending anyone because it doesn't even make sense.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:45:43 EST (#)
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oh snap! sage said you're ugly, inion. are you gonna take that?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:44:54 EST (#)
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Shit. I thought uber was reserved for the "grown and sexy" crowd.
Well, maybe not sexy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:44:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:30:29 EST (#)
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Whatever Inion...I dont smoke every day. And who gives a fuck if I'm a pothead? I DONT!! Why should you? Shit...if MORE PEOPLE were potheads I dare say the world would be a better place, starting with you. You could use a little lightening up.
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hehehe. i should lighten up and you're taking my comments seriously :)
i can't get stoned as far as i'm aware. and i've TRIED.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:42:42 EST (#)
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lol i've seen your camwhores 'sico' and you're kinda thin and pasty. I doubt you'd be able to beat me up even though I'm probably 10 years younger than you are
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:41:01 EST (#)
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Donairs > Gyros
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:39:43 EST (#)
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How about I knock your fucking teeth down your gullet, homobust?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:38:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:37:35 EST (#)
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waah why don't you cry some more rubbermaid
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:36:16 EST (#)
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Billy Rays voice certainly got better
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:34:13 EST (#)
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Here's something for you degenerate potheads out there in Uberland.
http://website.ubuilder.com/mikekahle//tunes/FraternityOfMan_DontBogartMe.mp3
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:34:11 EST (#)
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well 4 rum and cokes would get me drunk, but then again im shit and never drink such gay drinks.
*exhale*
ahhhh
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:33:53 EST (#)
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This whole "owned" and "pwnd" business is starting to fucking piss me off.
I wish it was erased from internet speak.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:31:19 EST (#)
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Whatever Inion...I dont smoke every day. And who gives a fuck if I'm a pothead? I DONT!! Why should you? Shit...if MORE PEOPLE were potheads I dare say the world would be a better place, starting with you. You could use a little lightening up.
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owned!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:30:29 EST (#)
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Whatever Inion...I dont smoke every day. And who gives a fuck if I'm a pothead? I DONT!! Why should you? Shit...if MORE PEOPLE were potheads I dare say the world would be a better place, starting with you. You could use a little lightening up.
EI: I'm completely jealous. I agree that I like smoking better than drinking. My tolerance is so low right now that last night I went out kind of spur of the moment and got wasted off of only 4 rum & cokes. :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:26:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:22:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:13:27 EST (#)
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Sage is obsessed with smoking!
Im not sure i have ever read one of her revoews without it being mentioned!
fantastic
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Am not!! Just 'cause I enjoy it doesn't mean I'm OBSESSED with it. I dont wake & bake or go to work high or anything.
I smoke when I'm free like Sprint: nights & weekends only.
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well, a lot of places that deal with alcoholism list drinking to intoxication every day as being an alcoholic. i'd say the same goes for pot since the only reason people really smoke is it to get high if they don't have a medical problem. it's sure as fuck not for the taste.
you're totally a pothead.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:25:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 19:22:29 GMT (#)
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Am not!! Just 'cause I enjoy it doesn't mean I'm OBSESSED with it. I dont wake & bake or go to work high or anything.
I smoke when I'm free like Sprint: nights & weekends only.
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So just not when you're at work LOL
I find it better than drinking though, I must admit.
Infact guess whose lighting up RIGHT now ;)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:22:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:13:27 EST (#)
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Sage is obsessed with smoking!
Im not sure i have ever read one of her revoews without it being mentioned!
fantastic
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Am not!! Just 'cause I enjoy it doesn't mean I'm OBSESSED with it. I dont wake & bake or go to work high or anything.
I smoke when I'm free like Sprint: nights & weekends only.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:20:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:18:24 EST (#)
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also we got three postcards from some lunatic in manchester nh addressed to three different porn stars. absolutely illegible handwriting. i may scan them and post them later because i'm actually not afraid of anyone finding out who it is because YOU CAN'T FUCKING READ ANYTHING except our address.
in fact i think the only recognizable word was "exorcism". i shit you not. also we got a package from another religious nut with tapes that preached at us. i'll see if i can get those to post on youtube.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:15:43 EST (#)
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greek mythology also has a load of animal fucking since the gods tended to show up in different forms. see: zeus and leda.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_(28).jpg
nsfw greek/goat fine art.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:13:57 EST (#)
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Say it any way you like -
its still a shwarma.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:13:27 EST (#)
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Sage is obsessed with smoking!
Im not sure i have ever read one of her revoews without it being mentioned!
fantastic
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:12:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:49:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:46:04 EST (#)
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I love Gyros. :)
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one of the best Gyros i've ever had was on 50, around Seven Corners. you ever been there? it's called Chicken and Steak. yes, that's really the name of this place.
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Nope, never been there. I don't spend a ton of time in NoVA anymore! :( Maybe whenever we decide to meet we could go there after smoking. Or BEFORE, even better. Eating, I find, diminishes the high.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:09:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 19:08:16 GMT (#)
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Who wants to see me in my halloween costume
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if its a toga then i'll pass
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:08:35 EST (#)
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I was in Greece for a week last summer by myself for work, and I didn't have a gyro ONCE. I figured that as soon as I got off the plane I'd be greeted by crowds of fat Greeks in togas eating gyros. Not the case, as it turns out. And I couldn't find any fucking gyros in Athens somehow.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:08:16 EST (#)
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Who wants to see me in my halloween costume
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:07:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:05:35 EST (#)
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C'mon...Method's people can't read.
And they don't small to fucking good, either.
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Now there's a Freudian slip.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:05:35 EST (#)
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C'mon...Method's people can't read.
And they don't small to fucking good, either.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 14:00:48 EST (#)
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Gold-plated pussies? I thought young Catholic girls had the market cornered on that excuse. Something about saving it for marriage so you have to put it in her butt? I never got how that was supposed to be more Jesus-friendly.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:54:58 EST (#)
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If you live in the Houston area and you like gyros, the place to go is Niko Nikos on Montrose.
They also regularly win the (annual) Houston's Cleanest Restaurants award.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:52:50 EST (#)
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who doesn't, you are just too conservative
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:51:21 EST (#)
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True. He does more manscaping than I do.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:49:44 EST (#)
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Methods so dreamy
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:49:28 EST (#)
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Maybe the buttsex is because they think they're pussies are gold plated?
I hooked up with that Greek chick, Method, I should have listened to you. :(
I'm telling Method that I hooked up with a Greek chick I told him about. Not that Method is the Greek chick I hooked up with. Not that hooking up with Method would be bad. He has smooth skin and a supple buttocks. (Like his mom)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:49:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:46:04 EST (#)
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I love Gyros. :)
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one of the best Gyros i've ever had was on 50, around Seven Corners. you ever been there? it's called Chicken and Steak. yes, that's really the name of this place.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:46:04 EST (#)
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I love Gyros. :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:45:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 12:32:27 CST (#)
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If you say j-eye-row, they'll understand, as that's the english way of saying it.
Just don't say guy-row, then you'll get roundhoused in the face
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Aw just go sit in your cave, Plato.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:44:49 EST (#)
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it's all true.
i went to a BBQ with Method and his Greek friends. holy fuck, there were some retardedly hot Greek broads there. and the food was indeed delicious.
but seriously, stop changing the way you say Gyro, you Greek fucks. i've seen at least three different ways that people pronounce it.
oh, and that chick above is so hot that i would crawl through a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her. that's how hot she is.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:42:40 EST (#)
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In Greece, they really separate the men from the boys.
With a crowbar.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:41:41 EST (#)
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The trouble with Greek women is they all have mustaches by the time they're 35.
Which is why most older Greek men prefer young boys.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:41:23 EST (#)
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Damn. Somebody has some personal issues.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:38:43 EST (#)
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Some of the most stupid things get passed off as good on here.
I can't figure it out, but if you can't even get the first sentence right then it certainly doesn't deserve a +2.
Eat shit, you lump of shit.
Whenever you want to get your ass kicked give me a call.
(ooh wow, I know karate, oooh waoaaaaahhoooooh)
*Runs, hides, puts invisible cloak of sunshine +5 MP on*
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:35:16 EST (#)
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Lacy Chabert - she's a hottie
I love Gyros, they taste great, but I stopped eating them because they stayed with me waaaaay to f'ing long. If you know what I mean.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:35:05 EST (#)
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Really? A soft g? That's about the only way I HAVEN'T heard it. Meh. Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Now, about that other stuff...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:32:27 EST (#)
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If you say j-eye-row, they'll understand, as that's the english way of saying it.
Just don't say guy-row, then you'll get roundhoused in the face
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:31:24 EST (#)
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A) It's pronounced gee-ro with a soft G
B) If you don't like it, stop eating our delicious food stuffs
C) I'm Korean
D) Rape
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:28:29 EST (#)
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pretty accurate
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:28:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:26:56 EST (#)
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That's tough, man. And seriously, there's not even a good way to get around it either. If you pull some redneck shit like calling it a lamb sandwich or something you're almost guaranteeing a loogie hidden in the cucumber goop.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:20:21 EST (#)
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i think i'd like to buy one some day, they look like kebabs, but i'm too scared of the pronunciation.
it makes it even worse being english and worse still being from liverpool, i have to be very careful, slow and deliberate when i talk.
then i get home and everyone things i've gone (more) retarded, so my accent comes back and i get back to Houston and no one understands me again.
such is life.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:17:28 EST (#)
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Who gives a shit how it is pronounced? I just want to see more than a few lousy milligrams of meat hidden in the shredded lettuce and spooge sauce.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:17:00 EST (#)
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by the time I order one its pretty much already in my mouth so the greeks behind the counter cant understand me no how.
+2 cucumber sauce.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:15:23 EST (#)
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I completely agree with the sentiment.
For many years, I too thought "jai-row". Then I heard it pronounced "hero".
Anymore, when I want one, I just point at a menu and grunt.
Submitted by romanbust (user info) at 2008-11-07 13:12:40 EST (#)
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I always thought it was 'YER-oh'.