Still not happy, are you Apollo? (845 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal V. 11039 (View user info) at 2008-11-07 17:43:58 EST
Thank you, Bart, for removing the uberboard message Apollo tried putting up.
Folks, this asshole was offering to give random people my personal information.
I've already gotten 2 voicemails that I won't bother listening to...suffice to say, this fucking prick is taking things way too far.
Sure I have plenty of alters. Sure I make him feel bad with my ultra-sharp insults and $10,000 words.
But I generally play within the confines of what is decent.
Don't listen to his bullshit about me. Know the truth. This asshole means REAL FUCKING HARM and he is in fact quite dangerous.
Just a friendly PSA from your pal Oathy.
Carry on.
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-10 10:48:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, wtf happened?
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That's what SHE said...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-11-10 10:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-09 16:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo needs to grow the fuck up. He's been in more drama around here than urbane.
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I really doubt that's possible.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-10 07:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a fucking room.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-09 16:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All this fucking contrived Uberdrama that you guys have collaberated on is making me nauseous.
Make it stop... both of you.
Apollo needs to grow the fuck up. He's been in more drama around here than urbane.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-09 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There is something fishy afoot
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-08 04:22:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that sucks, Oathmeal. I could tell from the first time I saw a photo of you wearing nothing but a baby sock on your penis that you were a very private person.
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lol
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just wondering... can you actually comprehend how worthless you are? I mean, do you actually think that this pathetic shit you churn out is important? Do you actually think people care? When you see people with lives and jobs and people who care whether they live or die, do you see your existence, alone, in the basement, attempting to posture against people you've never never me, as being as important as their own?
If you are capable of comperehending your own puniness, what's your take on killing yourself? Have you considered it? Given it serious thought? Or do you honestly believe that some day, at some point, everything in your life will come together?
I mean really, is there any manner of self-awareness clunking around in that peanut-sized brain of yours, or are the synapses too clogged up with stupid catch-phrases and "protein" shakes?
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"In the Liverpool slums, they look in the dustbin for something to eat. They find a dead cat and they think it's a treat, in the Liverpool slums".
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 12:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo killed my goldfish!
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probably true above...
Submitted by getgrams (user info) at 2008-11-08 10:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And who is this middleeasternchick person? I've seen her around before.
Sounds hot. I'd hit it.
Submitted by getgrams (user info) at 2008-11-08 10:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got your back, Oathy.
-Oathy
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-08 09:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've changed my mind I want to be the blind saxaphone player. Or both perhaps if nobody has a problem with that.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-08 08:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can't you pound him into oblivion or something?
OOOOOOH.....Uberdome! YES! Two users enter one user leaves.
There is nothing like insanely violent posturing. Not to mention that if one person doesn't atleast die then the other person has to face the wheel. Nothing good can come of that. So come on boys it's past time to for back and forth uberbanter and time to get your leather on and prepare to face.......uberdome!
If this goes down, since it's my idea, can I be the creepy announcer guy?
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-08 08:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-08 05:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just found an ear ring on my floor.....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-08 05:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have hundreds of alters - I have hundreds of books, instead. They're great. Not only are they enjoyable, but they can teach you things. So, the next time you rub your pudgy hands together and cackle with mischievous intent, instead of registering an alter why not pick up a book?
Soon you will have a collection, and unlike alters they can't be taken away from you. Unless you borrowed them from the library.
FJ: So, what did you do last night, Oafy?
OM: I read a book.
FJ: Cool. Any good?
OM: Yeah, really good.
or
FJ: So, what did you do last night, Oafy?
OM: I created a fake person online and spent all night harassing strangers who didn't know it was me!
FJ: That sounds pointless. And weird.
OM: It was brilliant!
FJ: Dude, you're dribbling.
See?
And, if you're reading and you get to any words you don't understand, just ask and I'll explain them to you. I'll put them into context and everything.
(Anti-crumpling +2)
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-08 05:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why have 1000s of alters? Do they serve any purpose? What is the purpose of it? What a waste of time.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-08 04:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, oafy!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-08 04:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol how old are you??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-08 03:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poor baby.
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-07 23:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm stuck here. I promised Frank I would be in the Superfriends:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119619#2809222
which everyone hates, so I thought it would be fun. However, I did have a minor meltdown this morning:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119586#2810681
I think that negates my obligation to +2 you.
I did ask Apollo for your personal info, and he didn't give me any, so I feel like I have been wronged and I don't owe him any allegience, but you did send me an e-mail that was rather rude and harkish.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119653#2809905
I've decided to -2 you.
Fuck you Oathmeal
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 23:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-07 23:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that sucks, Oathmeal. I could tell from the first time I saw a photo of you wearing nothing but a baby sock on your penis that you were a very private person.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 22:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by the by, you do realize you do this to yourself, right?
nah, of course you don't.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-07 22:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, the laughs never end!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-07 22:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can he provide your personal info if you didn;t already whore it yourself?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-07 21:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
self realization?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-07 21:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no clue. . . . .. . . .
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-07 20:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Superfriends!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait?
Locksly's backing you?
My bad.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathy for life
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo is a giant smarmy mondocraniumed cuntflap - and he's still WAY more likable than you Oathsack.
Go away.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo touched me in my no no place
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo killed my goldfish!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-07 18:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, wtf happened?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:54:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he urgently needs help
jeannee needs to soothe his brow
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ALSO, WHAT DRAMA HAPPENED HERE THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS?
I MUST KNOW!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:50:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo is Carlos the Jackal
Submitted by kimster (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
keep acting innocent you son of a bitch.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-07 17:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<rolls eyes>