Method goes SPEED-DATING!!! (1505 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.13 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-11-08 13:58:26 EST
My list of uber-ladies was longer, but due to lack of proper photos and the fact that Method found his special love...
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-11-14 14:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would Method have a hard time finding love?
He could just ask his mom for some pointers.
I hear she is somekind of professional in the "love" department.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-11-10 20:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Greek's don't speed date, they just spray Windex on their peeners...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-11-10 20:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-10 17:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like orphelia suffers from a case of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.
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I suffer from munchcarpets syndrome
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-10 09:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was reading along thinking this would be funny and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-10 09:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 05:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, sure thing. Bring them all up here. They can sleep in the bath and I'll put you to work in Diamond Dolls, using the stage-name 'Andzelika'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 05:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you laying claim to the baby, FJ?
'Cos little Asian eyes Tyrelle needs a daddy. As does Kylie, Laquisha and Courtney. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 04:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Class.
I know for a FACT that 'Phelia is preggers.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-09 17:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
eh
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-11-09 16:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Phew... good thing I'm under the radar.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-09 16:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol Skeletor!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-09 15:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have my condolences on your shitty life, then.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-09 14:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm close friends with rob berg
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-09 11:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like orphelia suffers from a case of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy.
Submitted by Sincere (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He inhabits a world of diagonal walls and tshirt-emitting ears.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It wouldn't be right if we weren't looking for a scandal in something.
If you had made it up, it would have been one of the greatest uber scandals ever.
Damn you for not making it up and giving us something to talk about for another year!
PUUUUUSSSHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If y'all must know, I thought I was pregnant (sickness etc kinda gave me the idea) told Hurty in private email I was, and commented on Uber (you guys pay so much attention, maybe too much), found out I wasn't, then around 5 weeks later I found I was! I had only just missed my period, so I guess I was always meant to have this baby.
Due around end of Nov, they let you run two weeks over before any kind of induction is suggested and baby can be born 2 weeks before this date.
Having gestational diabetes has made my baby slightly larger than he should be on the centile chart thingy, and indeed could mean he comes sooner. My middle child was born 3 weeks early but was never considered 'premature'.
I don't think they dates thing is as scientific as you all seem to believe, it is wildly innaccurate at the best of times and the baby will come when he is good and bloody ready! Since I have been having strong Braxton Hicks and believe I lost my mucus plug, I'd say any day now. Last one came after I did a 'spring clean' in december, and I think I am holding onto this one until my lazy ass spouse bothers to remake the cot, build the double buggy and replace all the fucking clothes I just found out he left at the old house in the loft. (Not the 3-6 month size, or after but everything 0-3 months, and it was all Next, Debenhams etc :( )
Actually, really, I just say I am pregnant to get attention and hits. I am really infertile.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I read the whole of the previous comment and the whole 5 weeks thing comes into it...
Yeah, you're about bang on the money. So hurry up and drop the sprog already before we all come drag it out of you.
Plenty of sex, curry and long walks. I learnt at uni that sperm containt the chemical thing that induces labour. So get on it and have lots of sex!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:30:35 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236#uber_reviews
great detective skills, apolo, what can I say, you really 'got me' there.
if i was gonna construct a lie it would certainly be far more entertaining than being pregnant or having a lumpy booby.
if you want a silly internet argument, please redirect to bubba's latest post.
alternatively, i could promise to do a 'squirrely girl' and post a pic of my green folder, massive bump (now with added hair and stretch marks) or even wait til the little bugger is born, draw the uber u on his forehead and post a pic.
i think i'd just rather bore you with how sick i am of gestational diabetes and my lack of sugar, or maybe my bout of thrush I can't seem to rid myself off, or this nasty water infection that causes great pain and i am taking amoxycillin for which i didn't think was safe in pregnancy but is, though is probably the reason for the thrush...Zzzzzzz.
Yay! Lets all lie about having a baby. IT SURE DOES ENSURE THOSE HITS GUYS!
idiots.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114932#2649693
From 13th February, which is exactly 9 months in 4 days time.
All I'm saying is you must've found out pretty much as soon as you did get pregnant... I mean... They usually give you your due date as 9 months from the end of your last period and then its usually about 4 - 6 weeks before people find out they're pregnant...
You knew you were pregnant on the 13th of February...
Pregnancy is typically 39 - 41 weeks.
You must have been about 4 weeks pregnant by that time.
I'm thinking they must be pretty close to inducing you by now or baby is going to emerge saying the alphabet and knowing its times tables.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was waiting for the elephant gestation remark.
I am so glad you are the one who made it, though.
:)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-09 03:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236#uber_reviews
great detective skills, apolo, what can I say, you really 'got me' there.
if i was gonna construct a lie it would certainly be far more entertaining than being pregnant or having a lumpy booby.
if you want a silly internet argument, please redirect to bubba's latest post.
alternatively, i could promise to do a 'squirrely girl' and post a pic of my green folder, massive bump (now with added hair and stretch marks) or even wait til the little bugger is born, draw the uber u on his forehead and post a pic.
i think i'd just rather bore you with how sick i am of gestational diabetes and my lack of sugar, or maybe my bout of thrush I can't seem to rid myself off, or this nasty water infection that causes great pain and i am taking amoxycillin for which i didn't think was safe in pregnancy but is, though is probably the reason for the thrush...Zzzzzzz.
Yay! Lets all lie about having a baby. IT SURE DOES ENSURE THOSE HITS GUYS!
idiots.
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yeah so why are you still pregnant again? is it like one of those elephant babies with a year long gestational period?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-09 06:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
alternatively, i could promise to do a 'squirrely girl' and post a pic of my green folder, massive bump (now with added hair and stretch marks) or even wait til the little bugger is born, draw the uber u on his forehead and post a pic.
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yeah, why aren't you doing that?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-09 05:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Beware before you start acting like a normal human being.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-09 03:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236#uber_reviews
great detective skills, apolo, what can I say, you really 'got me' there.
if i was gonna construct a lie it would certainly be far more entertaining than being pregnant or having a lumpy booby.
if you want a silly internet argument, please redirect to bubba's latest post.
alternatively, i could promise to do a 'squirrely girl' and post a pic of my green folder, massive bump (now with added hair and stretch marks) or even wait til the little bugger is born, draw the uber u on his forehead and post a pic.
i think i'd just rather bore you with how sick i am of gestational diabetes and my lack of sugar, or maybe my bout of thrush I can't seem to rid myself off, or this nasty water infection that causes great pain and i am taking amoxycillin for which i didn't think was safe in pregnancy but is, though is probably the reason for the thrush...Zzzzzzz.
Yay! Lets all lie about having a baby. IT SURE DOES ENSURE THOSE HITS GUYS!
idiots.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*grabs popcorn*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<clears schedule>
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good question, head.
my vote is for you to harass her into uber suicide unless she gives a satisfactory answer.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 23:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236
i want to know how if orphelia was entering her third trimester in June of this year she is still pregnant, now, five months on.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just like Uber, it will be what you make it. All this talk about what it will be are irrelevant because it doesn't exist yet. And it won't always be the same.
And I won't be banned.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"jackassery" will cover 99.99999999% of uber users.
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Meh, I have a fine appreciation of 'jackassery' when in the right context.
I adore the nonsense as long as it's balanced with some quality content - to me, that provides a more full, well-rounded experience.
I started on pH a full year BEFORE I came to Uber. I simply got caught up in what the site seemed to be.
I post fiction many other places now. I don't need pH to be like it used to be.
Fact is, the new site is going to be completely different in structure and usage as I understand it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"jackassery" will cover 99.99999999% of uber users.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 22:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:25:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Hadley and Doodles, I have it from an inside source that dickhead reviews like you guys give will result in banning.
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I have a very inside source that says you are full of shit. Nice try with the scaremongering, but I doubt I'll ever be banned there.
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**sigh** multiple things...
#1 - the new site will be quite different from the old one.
#2 - If all stays the same way, I don't really see much of a problem with elements of rating OR banning.
#3 - There's a good possibility that there'll be a category called "Jackassery" just for a certain type of poster.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:25:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Hadley and Doodles, I have it from an inside source that dickhead reviews like you guys give will result in banning.
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I have a very inside source that says you are full of shit. Nice try with the scaremongering, but I doubt I'll ever be banned there.
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You should be banned from life, dipshit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i'm home early tonight. well, i wouldn't say "home", i'm in yet another hotel. this time i'm in Atlanta. if anyone knows where i can score some green in Atlanta, let me know, plz and thx.
i went to a classy restaurant tonight, so i didn't get a drink thrown in my face this time.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117236#2811478
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:25:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Hadley and Doodles, I have it from an inside source that dickhead reviews like you guys give will result in banning.
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I have a very inside source that says you are full of shit. Nice try with the scaremongering, but I doubt I'll ever be banned there.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-08 21:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOT you FG!!!!! The asshole who authored the post. (Not happy with that picture - sigh)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-08 20:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
crap
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, this is why I can't camwhore. Your image becomes public domain, and the public is friggin weird.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:14:07 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you hate me?
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:12:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
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Wha?! Hate you, Crystle? No! Whatever gave you that idea?
:*(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just a distortion of the camera lens, or does Method's head really look like a bag of suet?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-08 18:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
do you hate me?
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:12:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, actually I just remembered that *technically* it wasn't a couch I passed on last night...it was two bean bag chairs. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And fuck you, Captain Morgan. I dont know if we can be friends anymore. :(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for me, kinda...I got an 87 on my BUSI 501 test. No thanks to the weed. I'm bitter I didn't get an A...I suppose actually READING Chapters 9-11 would have given me at LEAST 10 more POINTS!! and pushed me up to the A-level.
Oh well, whatev...I was distracted because it was the first time I was actually home for the whole week in over a month. I've slept on other peoples' couches since Wednesday and with tonight's game plan it doesn't look like that'll change. :(
ANYWHO, HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Method very young or is he just blessed with a baby face?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
arghhhhhhhhhhhh
oooh actually.....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-08 17:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you spent more time masturbating to Method's camwhores you'd know his muscles are smooth and hairless.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-08 19:21:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why method? Is he the prototypical uber user?
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he' certainly proto-something
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would like some breast milk.
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Can't help ya there, sweetie. Go hump, get knocked up, and make yer own!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Hadley and Doodles, I have it from an inside source that dickhead reviews like you guys give will result in banning. Serious banning. The kind of banning that comes with an ass whuppin'.
:)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-08 16:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would like some breast milk.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I registered too. Death to pulsehead, here we come.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This, actually, wasn't horrid. Good premise...need more funny.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd just ofr that I registered.
Now I must be off.
Toodles
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
htpp://ww.pulsehead.com
hadley didn't kill it after all, eh?
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Please stay away from PulseHead, you little A-lister asskisser. People want to stay away from suckboys like you. Get the point, assmunch??
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record, I'm ABOUT to smoke a bowl and then take my stupid blasted fucking BUSI 501 test. It'll be the first time I smoked since...Thur...no, Wednesday. :)
Wish me luck!
POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
htpp://ww.pulsehead.com
hadley didn't kill it after all, eh?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-08 15:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good thing you chose Method instead of me. i would just end up having sex with all of them so there wouldn't really be much humor in that.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
here really was nothing funny in this at all.
Not for lack of trying though.
In fact the closest you got was fg/skeletor, but then that is mostly played to death.
You're a creepy person and I doubt that I could stand to be in a close proximity to you for very long.
By the way, the uberhero comic thing was ace-get back to that.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:47:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:43:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You try WAY too hard.
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You really are a miserable lil' child, aren't you?
Next time I'll put in some MSPaint peeners for you to giggle like a retard at.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:42:10 EST (#)
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HarHar, you posted this photo on Uber about a year ago.
It was actually quite easy to scroll through your posts and find it.
And if you'd rather have the autistic boy than the gimp-suited British lad, I'll support your decision.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You try WAY too hard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can i go on a date with Electro
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:38:46 EST (#)
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Stop posting my pictures you fucking mongoloid
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:36:51 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:36:45 EST (#)
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not sure if this was suposed to be funny or what, but i never cracked a smile
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:25:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:22:33 EST (#)
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Now that I think about it, I'd rather see one of these with electro.
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HA! Now that would have been an altogether different kind of post...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:24:38 EST (#)
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Nah, it's just that Method is a good subject for a stupid post like this.
And Hadley, don't deny me my fantasies!!! *sob*
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:22:33 EST (#)
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Now that I think about it, I'd rather see one of these with electro.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:22:02 EST (#)
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Your man-crush is rather disturbing.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why method? Is he the prototypical uber user?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-08 14:02:22 EST (#)
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:)