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A generic people talking post (13507 hits)

Category: General
Labels: Posts_Bart_thinks_are_really_bitchin'

Rating: 1.61 on 52 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by pen_name (View user info) at 2008-11-09 00:20:07 EST




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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-11 14:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what just happened here?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-03-11 13:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-02 01:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rad approved


Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-12-29 14:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-29 14:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be playa hatin, sketch. Your time will come some day.

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2008-12-28 12:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this sucks. it makes no sense. it wasnt funny. you blow.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-26 01:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was positive that I..

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-11-27 16:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-25 21:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should totally do that pretentious label thing where people who get more than one B@W post decide to label them for their user page.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-26 18:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

indeed

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-11-26 18:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Lord Paddy Ashdown +2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-26 01:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-26 00:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

see, I told you to post more often, ya cunt

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that was 22 posts ago, ya axe cut.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-26 00:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

see, I told you to post more often, ya cunt

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-11-25 22:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-25 22:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhh 'weak sauce' I've started saying that. :( stupid 'An evening with Kevin Smith' DVD's.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-25 21:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should totally do that pretentious label thing where people who get more than one B@W post decide to label them for their user page.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-25 21:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by skee (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wack to the fullest extent of wackness

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-11-25 11:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hilario

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-11-25 11:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was fantastic.



Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-10 23:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha man, this tickled me in a way I can't explain.



*whispers* in my no-no place!

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-11-10 20:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huh.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Logged in just to rate and label.

Very good.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-10 10:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-10 08:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-11-10 01:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see what you did there at the end.

Clever.

How's that workin' out for ya?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-11-10 01:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bacterial infection!

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-11-09 23:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-09 22:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-11-09 21:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2008-11-09 19:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was good

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-09 11:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fin

Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-09 11:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-09 10:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-09 04:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked.

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No, you are!

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The ending clinched it.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like your train of thought...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-09 09:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

An odd kind of flow to it, slow and low that is the tempo

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hay

Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-09 08:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-09 04:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The gravy mixed with super troopers made me laugh.

'smothered me in gravy, you dirty old man.'

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-09 02:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-09 01:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-09 01:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Its got a good beat, and it was easy to dance to.

I give it a +2.


Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like this.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually want the gravy, though

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

There was a lot here to look at. That's good, because I'm actually illiterate.














Don't tell anybody.

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quantity over quality, that's what I say.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Deleted scenes:

(seinfeld) What's the deal with incomplete sentences?
(liberace) Don't know

(advil lady)I was surprised when my doctor gave me two advil for my drug dependency

I'd fuck her
I'd nail her
I'd take her out for a moderately priced meal and a movie, then return her to her house where we would dry hump on her couch for an hour or so before she told me she was tired and sent me home with blue balls.



(rape joke)I'm just not funny
I've seen worse
(telly from Kids)Once you pop, you can't stop.
(dead baby joke)Uh oh, a challeger
(dead raped baby joke) Stand back, I got this...


Just because you take Valtrex it doesn't make it ok for you to rub your yammer on my penny loafers.
Fuck, ONE TIME
That's inappropriate


Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-09 00:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

There was a lot here to look at. That's good, because I'm actually illiterate.














Don't tell anybody.


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