Evolution/Creation debate rages on! (no content) (1187 hits)
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Submitted by Sandman (View user info) at 2008-11-10 11:28:08 EST
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Submitted by samjohn (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by lexykaye (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:25:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by tammysmith (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:21:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by getgrams (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:17:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-11-15 11:15:53 EST (#)
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GAY
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:37:27 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119729
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:08:16 EST (#)
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Interesting...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 16:08:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 18:11:33 GMT (#)
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I have a lovely pink vagina, really rather tight 'cos I work out down there often. I think it is a little too wet and squirty but my other half likes that.
lol
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You forgot about your nipples...
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2008-11-10 15:17:50 EST (#)
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I've decided to match your effort.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:49:35 EST (#)
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My offspring wouldn't look out of place in a bennetton advert.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:38:16 EST (#)
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both the blah, fuck it not even worth rating
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:33:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:31:36 EST (#)
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A gay joke, classic, no wonder you're such a fuckin hit with the ladies
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my sentiments exactly.
cock goblin.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:31:36 EST (#)
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A gay joke, classic, no wonder you're such a fuckin hit with the ladies
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:08:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:02:02 EST (#)
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Who said it was the same guy for every kid, Sgt. Lol.
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your house must look like a UN meeting! jk
and lighten up Blackberry, its not my fault I love pussy, you should try it sometime, you might like it too. You'll of course have to take the cock out of your ass first.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:05:57 EST (#)
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Ah do love me them power lunches.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:04:32 EST (#)
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Anytime anyone vaguely mentions anything to do with the female anatomy, you pop up like a fucking whack-a-mole, that's how.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 14:02:02 EST (#)
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Who said it was the same guy for every kid, Sgt. Lol.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:47:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:40:00 EST (#)
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Hey Hartman you fat asshole, get the fuck off of Desperation Boulevard, you're embarassing yourself
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ummmmm what? I live on Self-loathing lane...
embarassing myself how? cause I said orphelia's squirty pussy is whats making her man want to impregnate her? how does that make ME desperate?
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:40:00 EST (#)
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Hey Hartman you fat asshole, get the fuck off of Desperation Boulevard, you're embarassing yourself
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:28:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:11:33 EST (#)
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I have a lovely pink vagina, really rather tight 'cos I work out down there often. I think it is a little too wet and squirty but my other half likes that.
lol
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sweet jesus woman no wonder your man keeps knocking you up.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:23:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:57:51 CST (#)
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I agree, Forensic. Women do not tout their equipment. And while that's classy I suppose, it's also a bit sad since the vagina is the greatest power in the human universe. It has started and ended wars, caused mighty bridges and buildings to be constructed, inspired great works of art, and is directly or indirectly responsible for the existence of every person on Earth.
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One of my male friends uses the vagina excuse to explain how it's all womens fault that things are as they are. He said, and I joke not, "we go to war because women have vaginas."
Natually I looked at him and asked "What the hell?!" He went on to explain that everything men have done is because of vagina. He finished with saying, "so before you bitch about anything, know it's because it's all your fault."
I ended up explaining that "it's JUST a vagina and if that's what really has driven you men, then yeah, it's high time that the women take over for awhile."
Sheesh.
It's a wonder the human species has survived.
Ok, enough of that. I tend to bring lighthearted threads down over stuff like this.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:20:57 EST (#)
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Evolution is a bunch of bullshit.
Christianity makes perfect sense, and for those of you who don't understand it, let me lay it out for you:
Christianity is the belief that you must symbolically eat the flesh of a cosmic Jewish zombie so he can remove an evil spirit from inside because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Ok?
Good.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:14:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:11:33 EST (#)
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I have a lovely pink vagina, really rather tight 'cos I work out down there often. I think it is a little too wet and squirty but my other half likes that.
lol
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*ejaculates*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-10 13:11:33 EST (#)
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I have a lovely pink vagina, really rather tight 'cos I work out down there often. I think it is a little too wet and squirty but my other half likes that.
lol
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:59:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:39:59 EST (#)
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I've always found this interesting. Men will go into great detail (usually with outrageous claims) about the mightiness of their penis. They'll sing its praises and refer to it often.
You don't see that behavior in women and their vaginas. For the most part, women don't brag to each other about their vaginas, the shape, tautness, etc.
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they should, men want to know.
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It's true; makes me think of Superbad. Guys would love to hear that they give a good dick but it's horrible to say a girl takes a good dick. Fuck that. We all have sex, let me know who the randy tight bitches are.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:57:51 EST (#)
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I agree, Forensic. Women do not tout their equipment. And while that's classy I suppose, it's also a bit sad since the vagina is the greatest power in the human universe. It has started and ended wars, caused mighty bridges and buildings to be constructed, inspired great works of art, and is directly or indirectly responsible for the existence of every person on Earth.
Now, will you use this power for good, or for evil?
That's it. I'm calling MLW to see if she wants to come home for lunch.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:47:05 EST (#)
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Here FG, I found another comic that I think you would enjoy greatly.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=820#comic
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:39:59 EST (#)
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I've always found this interesting. Men will go into great detail (usually with outrageous claims) about the mightiness of their penis. They'll sing its praises and refer to it often.
You don't see that behavior in women and their vaginas. For the most part, women don't brag to each other about their vaginas, the shape, tautness, etc.
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they should, men want to know.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:39:59 EST (#)
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I've always found this interesting. Men will go into great detail (usually with outrageous claims) about the mightiness of their penis. They'll sing its praises and refer to it often.
You don't see that behavior in women and their vaginas. For the most part, women don't brag to each other about their vaginas, the shape, tautness, etc.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:34:59 EST (#)
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Happy with, sure. Proud of, perhaps. But obsessed with? C'mon.
Of course we are. We all are.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:30:02 EST (#)
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Fellas. If your peens are prehensile, ribbed, textured, and swiveling as you claim, then you need to be in the medical journals.
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don't mind those two mutants forensic, stick to normal peenered men such as myself.
by normal I mean hilariously small.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:30:02 EST (#)
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Fellas. If your peens are prehensile, ribbed, textured, and swiveling as you claim, then you need to be in the medical journals.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:26:51 EST (#)
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Unable to quench her curiosity, below.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:25:00 EST (#)
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Obsessed with their equipment below
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:19:00 EST (#)
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Yeah, swivels at the bottom, is textured at the tip...it's basically what the Rampant Rabbit was modeled on.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:11:38 EST (#)
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Yours moves all over at the bottom while the head stays still? Ha ha Riverdance peener.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:05:05 EST (#)
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Mine throbs at the base to offer the ultimate penile fulfillment.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:05:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-10 12:00:16 EST (#)
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Back into the trees, FJ. Mine's prehensile.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:53:16 EST (#)
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I have reached the next stage of human evolution, that which most have yet to achieve.
My penis is already ribbed and studded to provide maximum female pleasure. Making me more attractive as a mate. Cool, eh?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:49:56 EST (#)
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They're just pissed because they can't come to grips with female selection in choice of mates.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:49:17 EST (#)
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you suave motherfucker you.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:33:19 EST (#)
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You're going to need this....again.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:30:49 EST (#)
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Wandering down a well-worn path...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99815
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:29:47 EST (#)
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Genuine LOL
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-10 11:29:33 EST (#)
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Your mom's vagina smells like -2una