Something Cool (942 hits)
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Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-08-13 02:07:09 EDT
I was in my backyard earlier today chillin' with the homies, drinking some beer, when I see this fuckin rat run across my patio. I waited for it to come back out and I threw an empty 40 bottle at it.it hit the rat and shattered. I was like "Woah dude that was fuckin' savage!!" and went over to look at the rat. The rat was still alive and squirming, apparently from a bigass cut in its leg and on its ass. I said "it's still alive!" and Brian told me to hit it again. I picked up the bottle neck and slammed it on the head. It was stunned for a second and started squirming again. I was gonna fuck this little bastard up now. I took my cigarette and put the cherry end in his eye. The rat fuckin did a flip and tried to run but couldn't. I went in the garage and got some lighter fluid. I came out and put the fuckin rat in the middle of the cement and doused his ass with it. I lit a match and threw it on the rat and it caught on fire and was flailing and squirming and shit. It was sweeeeet! The fucker rolled around and squeaked for a bit and then died. I put out the rat-fire with the hose and threw it over the fence into my neigbor's yard. Let that be a lesson to the rest of his nasty-ass rat friends.
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Submitted by punkkoala (user info) at 2003-08-14 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have a vivid imagination and talk absolute shite.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-13 22:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was sweeeeet
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Man, you were gonna get a (+1) until that line.
Submitted by jan413core (user info) at 2003-08-13 17:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-13 17:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*hugs McBain*
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-08-13 16:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why not just go away EVERYONE hates you
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-13 13:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Still wanna talk shit?"
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2003-08-13 13:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think McBain is in denial. The "rat" in the story is actually him. The person he refers to as himself in the story is me. That's right, I fucked up McBain real bad. The part he left out is where I left him alive and planted drugs all over his house. The cops arrested him and sent him to a federal penetentary(sp?). There he is a bitch to a guy named Darnell.
"Watch out for your cornhole."
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2003-08-13 13:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? I could understand killing the f*cker, by why torture??
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-13 12:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would you do that to your mother?
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-08-13 11:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure fantasy.
A real-life rat could have easily beaten the shit out of you.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-13 11:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reading your post, i've just added a couple things that i want to do to you if i ever see you.
-stab with broken bottle
-cigarette in eye
-light on fire
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The rats are organised.
Watch out.
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 to canc out LazyFatAss
Submitted by LazyFatAss (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for animal torture, sick fuck.
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the email pic of mcbain as per your below link ...
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What email love??
Ive sent u one
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:53:46 EDT (#)
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oooh oooh jamie send me the email moneypennyshome.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059653166143612374
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have just been reading some older messages and came across this Mc Bain post
'I think you are a fag. You aren't cool, and you try to sound badass by telling everyone you're stoned and talking about percents. You look like a pansy who has yet to go through puberty, and my dick is bigger around than one of your arms. Nice tattoo, maybe you can not be a pussy and go back and have it filled in.
Your girlfriend looks like a chick I banged last week. '
anyone else notice the dialect change... ?
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can see it now, McBain goes and gets the rat corpse from the neighbor's yard and has wild sex with it.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by turbo (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So it's true. You DO live in a rat infested house.
Submitted by Not_Unless_Its_Shaven (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"McBain, catch a flight to Israel and take lots of bus rides around the big cities. Then when a guy gets on with big lumps under his jacket, dont worry hes the 'Tour Guide', go and speak to him."
Give hime a big hug.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain, catch a flight to Israel and take lots of bus rides around the big cities. Then when a guy gets on with big lumps under his jacket, dont worry hes the 'Tour Guide', go and speak to him.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh I just read it. You killed a rat. That is cool. Your one less family member now.
Now be a good hillbilly bumkin and kill the rest of your family. Dont worry youll get off scot free. Just use the "Inbreeding makes you crazy" plea and youll be just fine...
Submitted by SubstnceP (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Inside the rat's head:
Oh shit...I'd better get my ass across this freaking patio quick. One of the giants just spotted me. *SMASH* AHHHHH! My leg and ass!!! That bastard just hit me with a glass bottle for no good reason! Now I am losing blood quickly, I have to get outta here...uh oh, here comes the giant! *CRASH* uhhh..what just happened? The last thing I remember is the giant holding the other half of that bottle over my head, now I'm seeing double and I think my brain is bleeding. Shock is wearing off...pain is setting in...AHHHHHH!!! Must....get...off...patio... Crap, here comes the giant again...AAHHHHHH...that shit he is dumping on me is burning the hell out of my wounds...one last attempt at escape... Why is he lighting a match? OHHHH GOD NO!!!!!! AAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! .........
You are a very sick individual. I'm a guy and I know how much fun injuring small rodents can be, but dude...you lit him on fire. That's fucked up. Seek help.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw the hading "Something cool" and then saw it was posted by McBain. It was at that point I realized it would be a complete oxy-moron.
Nothing good has ever come from you or your gene pool. Do us all a favor and gather your family for a picnic. Your whole family. Dont leave any living memeber out. Bring the whole lot of them. Ill be sending over a nice care package for ya'll. Make sure to gather around it. Get as close as possible. I wanna make sure your all within the blast radius....er I mean I want you all to see the gift I send....
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for animal torture, sick fuck.
Submitted by putangina (user info) at 2003-08-13 08:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEET! I LAUGHED MY ANUS OFF!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-13 07:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your usually a complete retard, but this story was fair sweet.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-13 07:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know who you are.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-13 06:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain, will you have a fight with me please?
Submitted by Jamin (user info) at 2003-08-13 06:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sick fuck.
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 05:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'Why you be dissin' my niggaz, dawg? You ain't hip to the scene. You betta recognize, biatch. You wack as fuck. I know why ya'all be trippin'. 'Cause ya'all some squares. Get to steppin, punks. '
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAH
*coughs and chokes on diet coke*
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I hope next time the rat bite you and you get the Plague
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-13 05:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you drown
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-13 05:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-13 05:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why you be dissin' my niggaz, dawg? You ain't hip to the scene. You betta recognize, biatch. You wack as fuck. I know why ya'all be trippin'. 'Cause ya'all some squares. Get to steppin, punks.
Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 04:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"chillin' with the homies" Named Brian !!! damn Dawg you boy''s are wack
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by hotboxedsquirrel <hookahdookah.at.chorus.net> at 2003-08-13 04:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suprised he didnt try to live up to his redneck roots and have sex with the rat.
sick fuck
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-13 04:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and this one time at Red Neck camp......
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-13 03:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I. Hate. You. So. Much.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-13 03:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Good job.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-13 03:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What does it take to kill a rat? Dipstick.
Submitted by phucket (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was not cool.
This was the exact opposite of cool.
This was what cool shoots spit-wads at.
Submitted by ninja <tarendar.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-08-13 02:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every single one of your posts has a negative rating, take a hint already.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obvious lies.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a word for your imagination: vivid.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All those racist post and you use the term "chillin' with my homies"?
Submitted by MOssiah (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for me for being stupid enough to read this.
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for having enough balls to still post on this site
-4 for being an asshole
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SpawnOfStifler (user info) at 2003-08-13 02:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE