You'll never need another paper towel. (975 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2008-11-12 08:41:56 EST
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Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-12-06 00:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sold. What fucking number do I call?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-12 21:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Billy Mays.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that commercial just came on. "you're gonna spend $20 on paper towels a month anyway"
WHO SPILLS THAT MUCH SHIT that they have to spend $240/year on paper towels?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BACK THE FUCK UP IS THAT FUCKING SHAMWOW???
shamwow is the greatest innovation of the past couple centuries in my opinion.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love shamwow
i love it so much
i never stopped to wonder why he uses a headset
fucking hilarious
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I usually enjoy extreme advert jokes more than this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:51:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Points just for the "this has more sucking power than a hooker using a vacuum" comment.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
almost
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What annoys me about this fucking asshole and this commercial is that he says "It's made in Germany, so you know it's good stuff", like it's still fucking 1941 and their workers are Nazi automotons. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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"Sham-Wow Uber Alles"
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The headset line sealed it.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamwow! It's like Shamone! Oh Adam, we could go on tour together! Me with my music act, you with your amazing towel demonstration. I get dibsies as the main act though :<p
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was getting ready to....
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately I think he's the protege of Billy Blanks, so we'll be seeing him for years to come. Possibly even decades.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
awesome
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, maybe I didn't make it up. But it still applies.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am coining a new term right here and now. It describes something the author thinks is great but really is neither really good nor really bad, just kinda average and somewhat distracting wthout being interesting. Much like this post, as it happens. The word for this concept wherein the author is pleased at the result but no one else gets much out of it is...
Mehsturbation.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK IT!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/90000/90243HMol_w.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWWWWWW BULLSHIT!
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/90000/90243HMol_w.jpg
http://www.stuffonmywiener.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/penny-bun.jpg
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What annoys me about this fucking asshole and this commercial is that he says "It's made in Germany, so you know it's good stuff", like it's still fucking 1941 and their workers are Nazi automotons. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
It's like that other diet pill commercial that says "It's the #1 diet supplement in Sweden, and we all know what sort of shape Swedes are in."
Do we? Do we really?
Cocksuckers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, it's a start back toward Uber respectability.
Now, we just have to find your "sense of humor" and you'll be all set.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok, i larfed
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There was more funny potential here.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:51:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
I did let off a little laugh at the absorbing your dog bit
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha @ FJ
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shame it can't absorb this piece of shit, eh.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I did let off a little laugh at the absorbing your dog bit
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
repost with the funny part of the picture, hurry
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I use it with my Oxiclean...