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Category: NoneRating: 0.79 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2008-11-12 19:23:13 EST
The other day I took a shit in my neighbor's fish tank and blamed it on their dog. Unfortunately the fish tank was in their dining room in the middle of a cocktail party and 4 people saw me do it, plus my neighbors don't have a dog.. so i told them to fuck off and I lit up a cigarette.
It was very embarrassing. For them.
i wrote that about an hour ago and then i went to do something else. I just got back and lost interest.
bye!
User Reviews
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2008-11-15 02:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have bought it.
Hope that doesn't say anything about my level of intellect.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-11-14 12:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-13 19:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-13 11:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Short and sweet.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Not even for you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O RLY
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 08:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 08:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-13 06:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bye!
Submitted by RoscoMalosco (user info) at 2008-11-13 04:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THE BOSH MAN! seriously needs to get back on the horse again! BOSH!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-13 03:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dudethatssmug
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-12 23:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-12 21:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss you, hon. Please come back in with full Boshness.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-12 21:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
shlongy has been really generous with his ratings today.
i want better bosh stories than this. a good start does not a good story make.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-12 20:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
:,(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-12 20:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. This was like a BOSH! haiku.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It sounds like you were just trying to help them.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
some people just don't appreciate others feeding their pets
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a good start. Please finish some day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was losing interest but fortunately, it came to an abrupt end.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That happens to me all the time.