Ugliest Bitch on Uber (1128 hits)
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Submitted by StereoTypist (View user info) at 2008-11-17 12:52:55 EST
I'm sure there has been "Who is the hottest chick on Uber" contest at some point (the horny-male factor here is stifling thick) but after seeing camwhore after camwhore of random chicks who the participants on this site claim to be I'm just wondering if we can all come up with an agreed upon Ugliest Uber Bitch.
Here's what you do:
1) Find a picture of the Uber Chick you think is the ugliest on this site
2) Submit a post with the subject line of: Uber Ugly Bitch (Insert Uber Name Here)
3) Sit back and see how many people agree with you
Now go elect me all ready because I know that's what some of you lesser brain-celled monkeys are dying to do.
User Reviews
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-11-21 17:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more giant booby pics of that chick with the mouthy smile
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 20:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL I just realized that this could be misinterpreted to be the above picture of the doggish bitch.
I was talking about her various camwhores.
Let the haters hate, ST. Yous a dime.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 19:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever, I think ST is hot. If that really IS her with the dark hair and pretty eyes and gigantic boobs.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 04:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ridiculous.
ALL uberfemmes are hotties.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-11-17 21:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And you think they will give up there chance to some cyberpoon?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not that I believe those photos are really of this poster. "She" claims this photo is of her, too, and it's obviously a different girl:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114034
Retarded.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Uh-oh... you insulted Shlongy... and not in a funny "haha" way... this post is going away real quick...
You do know he controls the minds of many and Uberer, right?
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Don't you have some cancer to die from?
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Don't you need to get your forehead waxed? You look like a fuckin' werewolf and your mouth is as big as Pacman's.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dumb as fuck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hands down, the ugliest bitch's visage to ever plague ubersite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118667
What do I win?
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Um yeah, swing and a miss. Have you've been out drinkin' with bubba?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The late Mrs Shlongy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/117032
I couldn't help it.
Roll on my nominations.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not you, haiku...the OTHER TOTAL ASSWIPE/ALTER/DICKHEAD.
Poop away in peace.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-17 15:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hands down, the ugliest bitch's visage to ever plague ubersite.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118667
What do I win?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-17 14:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
With what kind of breadth are we using the term "bitch"?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-17 14:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 11:35:25 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NO! I GOT INSULTED BY THIS TOTAL ASSWIPE/ALTER/DICKHEAD ON UBER!
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I need to know that this wasn't directed at me or I am going to shed tears.
I expect an answer by the time I am done pooping.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 14:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH NO! I GOT INSULTED BY THIS TOTAL ASSWIPE/ALTER/DICKHEAD ON UBER!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:55:45 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
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Original? Perhaps not, but picturing Shlongy in his office (I guess he has one), wondering "who the fuck are you again?" made me laugh.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to enter on the basis that many of the male Ubernauts are cunting ugly and I don't discriminate on grounds of sex, only idiocy
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:21:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I change my entry?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113076
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That's who ST is claiming to be? The hot big-boobied chick?
I'm guessing she's been called alter once or twice.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113421
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I change my entry?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113076
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99008
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually I hear Jeanneee is kinda hot.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice collage. Is that your work? I like it!
Hopefully I'll get at least one vote. I can think of at least 3 people right off hand who trip all over themselves to remind me how fat and gross I am at every opportunity.
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I hope I'm not one of those three. I really don't think you're ugly. I just say that to be a dick.
I don't like your pierced tongue though. Sorry. Just not my thing. Anyway it doesn't matter one fucking iota what I think so...
wtf.
You fat, ugly bitch.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
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Original. Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you get some help from your dad after he rammed you in the ass?
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Uh-oh... you insulted Shlongy... and not in a funny "haha" way... this post is going away real quick...
You do know he controls the minds of many and Uberer, right?
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Don't you have some cancer to die from?
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Oh shit.... you're right.... let me go get on that....
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
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Original. Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you get some help from your dad after he rammed you in the ass?
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Uh-oh... you insulted Shlongy... and not in a funny "haha" way... this post is going away real quick...
You do know he controls the minds of many and Uberer, right?
---------------------------------------------
Don't you have some cancer to die from?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119835
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice collage. Is that your work? I like it!
Hopefully I'll get at least one vote. I can think of at least 3 people right off hand who trip all over themselves to remind me how fat and gross I am at every opportunity.
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I'm actually kind of interesting in seeing who gets elected. I happen to think Jeanneee is purdy - a lot purdier that a few other Uberettes who tend to be worshiped as hot-babe-everlasting-gobstoppers.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
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Original. Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you get some help from your dad after he rammed you in the ass?
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Uh-oh... you insulted Shlongy... and not in a funny "haha" way... this post is going away real quick...
You do know he controls the minds of many and Uberer, right?
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HAH!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice collage. Is that your work? I like it!
Hopefully I'll get at least one vote. I can think of at least 3 people right off hand who trip all over themselves to remind me how fat and gross I am at every opportunity.
Submitted by Squirrelly_Girl (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
--------------------------------------------
Original. Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you get some help from your dad after he rammed you in the ass?
-------------
Uh-oh... you insulted Shlongy... and not in a funny "haha" way... this post is going away real quick...
You do know he controls the minds of many and Uberer, right?
Submitted by SensibleShoes (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
Submitted by StereoTypist (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?
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Original. Did you come up with that comment all by yourself or did you get some help from your dad after he rammed you in the ass?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, who the fuck are you again?