Holes. (4313 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-17 17:00:08 EST
Gotta love 'em.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-08 12:11:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:58:07 CST (#)
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FUCK YOU, TRAITOR.
How DARE you give tax to a foreign nation? FUCKING TRAITOR.
Work for a fucking English oil company, you fucking traitorous traitor.
there are no english oil companies
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:21:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-24 04:42:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:41:25 EST (#)
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Holes are where you put things.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-10 21:10:16 EST (#)
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+2 EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-28 10:21:25 EST (#)
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here i am again on my own dodo doo doo going on the only post ive ever known do dododo do
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-24 12:12:47 EST (#)
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i may have said once a week, however it shall be more sporadic than that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:00:32 EST (#)
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im going to rate this once a week so that eventually it breaks records
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-24 04:42:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:41:25 EST (#)
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Holes are where you put things.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-23 21:42:38 EST (#)
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No, it's "clever".
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2008-11-23 21:13:23 EST (#)
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this is either the most clever, or most retarded (including Koolmang's), post I have ever seen on this website
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:21:17 EST (#)
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400, cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-23 13:41:50 EST (#)
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399!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-22 10:43:05 EST (#)
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yes, the magic 400
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 17:57:23 EST (#)
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this post blew up to be almost as big as your head! congrats :-)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:41:25 EST (#)
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Holes are where you put things.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:52:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:16:57 EST (#)
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Why on earth you think I am a man eater i have no idea emission, I flirt just as much with the ladies and if you really knew me, you'd know i prefer girls much more.
:)
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god bless you...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:32:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:16:57 EST (#)
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Why on earth you think I am a man eater i have no idea emission, I flirt just as much with the ladies and if you really knew me, you'd know i prefer girls much more.
:)
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Lesbian slut????
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:30:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:20:04 EST (#)
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shlongy's a genius
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Serious misspelling:
SHLONGY'S A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:20:04 EST (#)
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shlongy's a genius
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:16:57 EST (#)
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Why on earth you think I am a man eater i have no idea emission, I flirt just as much with the ladies and if you really knew me, you'd know i prefer girls much more.
:)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:18:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 17:22:23 GMT (#)
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Emission, how could you not know about Mystia? I am far noobier and I know, seriously mental but responsible for one of the funniest Uber quotes and some of the best 'tribute' posts ever. At least.
And I love her!!
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Does she have a penis?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:41:58 EST (#)
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and isn't it just awesome, no1?!
I dare you to find one Uber account not owned by someone with some mental issue.
impossible.
Anyway, Mystia is highly entertaining. We can't all be sedate spell checkers :-P
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:29:06 EST (#)
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Mystia is a completely unhinged banshee lunatic.
After I linked JewToast Coast to Coast, she went to it and proceeded to go back three times every hour in the middle of night to post incoherent rambling.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66902#2817614
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:28:30 EST (#)
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hey, everyone wigs out every once in a while. give her a chance guys!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:22:23 EST (#)
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Emission, how could you not know about Mystia? I am far noobier and I know, seriously mental but responsible for one of the funniest Uber quotes and some of the best 'tribute' posts ever. At least.
And I love her!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:19:27 EST (#)
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well if you had said you were laughing at me, that's ok too. i'm used to it.
=*(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:31:53 EST (#)
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I'm just laughing because sometimes male banter is charming (as well as unintentionally hilarious).
I'm not laughing at you. Well, maybe Emission. But not you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:27:44 EST (#)
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are you laughing because i'm funny, FG, or because you don't take me seriously?
it's ok, you can be honest.
don't make me come to KC and TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER. i will wine and dine you and charm the pants right off of you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:21:17 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ below and below that
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:08:00 EST (#)
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i'm willing to rouse them up a bit if you'll help, EI. we can use our incredible panty-soaking good looks to put them under a spell.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:06:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:47:32 EST (#)
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who is this moon women? no posts, no history, yet most people think she's mental.....
the uber women are far to well behaved , something needs to change
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hahaha
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:48:57 EST (#)
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gotta hate em'
Mine is stretched :o(
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:47:32 EST (#)
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who is this moon women? no posts, no history, yet most people think she's mental.....
the uber women are far to well behaved , something needs to change
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-19 22:16:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:58:00 PST (#)
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How the hell did I miss this?
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Considering it will probably still be on the front page a week from now, I wouldn't worry about it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:58:00 EST (#)
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How the hell did I miss this?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:39:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:20:37 EST (#)
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mysitamoon is back? and still a raging loon??
I don't know weather to wank or cry. probably both. in that order.
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hey baby! how is my favorite fatty, gelatinous, canned luncheon meat?
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very well, thank you Trouty. Awaiting your inevitable descent into fruit loopiness with baited breath.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:26:12 EST (#)
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me too!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:09:57 EST (#)
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I woke up with morning wood.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:31:03 EST (#)
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I, for one, cannot WAIT until that crazy bitch goes off the deep end. In the meanwhile, I'm going to sit back, nuke a bag of popcorn, and sit down with my favorite book, "Made in the U.S.A" by self published internet author Jack McCallum, not to be confused with the sports writer. Available now on Amazon.com!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:16:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:44:03 EST (#)
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OATH...
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do you send random mails to all uber users who don't know you?
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yes.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:37:33 EST (#)
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one other thing, Method....
It really is a shame that you won't be part of the fun i hope to have here, because you are very funny when you're not hateful. yesterday was a riot.]
In the end we both know the things you did to me were far worse than anything i ever even fantasized about doing to you. I never even mentioned you any of the times I came around until you called me out first, this thread is an example of that. You have said sarcastically many times in the past that you like being called georgie, how would I know it would make you so angry now? Sorry about that.
Sigh ::I'm just sorry that after almost 4 years and 50 hate posts from you that you can't give me a chance and judge me accordingly. I hold no grudges against you.
shit, i'm tearing up...i must run out and hug a tree now , they are always happy to see me.
i know it for a fact because they tell me so. :D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:06:37 EST (#)
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i didnt know i needed an audience to leave a comment early in the morning for people to see later.
your venom doesnt hurt me, hun.
if you are really leaveing me alone with this name and your 137 alters , then great. i think that would be nice.
it's crazy to me to see you so hateful when i only did to you what you did to at least 10 other people , much worse and much shadier. you are the one who brings it up everytime i'm here and splatters that quote around and links your talented-filled hate posts to try to run me off or humiliate me over and over. you win, i was humiliated.....back then
but that was then and this is now. try living in late 2008 instead of 2005. leave for a few years and then come back like i did and you'll see that outside of this place time marches on and people advance in their lives and mature in their hearts and minds. I find it odd that the friendlier and more playful i am the nastier and more personal you get...but i know i'm a nutter and making jokes and being friendly is a dead give away :D
like everyone always told me..this place is just a website and it is what you make it. i want to make it fun, you make it whatever floats your boat. I have some free time and i'd like to spend some of it here. if it doesn't work out i will pursue other interests.
take care, METHOD.
ps. good morning shlongy...sleep well?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:53:57 EST (#)
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Haven't seen 250 heat in a long fucking time.
Props.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:51:14 EST (#)
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CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:45:21 EST (#)
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Having fun talking to yourself, nutter? Don't worry, I won't be bothering you since you insist on calling people by their first names, as if you're close personal friends with them or something, whilst I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. You're fucking creepy.
Do me a favor and keep me out of your conversations, and I'll do the same. No matter how normal you try to seem now, we all know you're a fucking wacko. You're going to explode eventually on someone, it's your M.O., and it won't be me, as this is the last time I will address you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:24:31 EST (#)
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I am going to start posting this time around, that is if Georgie doesn't run me off and make me cry before i get the chance.
i'm waiting to get my digital camera on black friday before i post tho, the posts i have in mind have pics as well. oooooo
I may revive the old Eric Rice cooking series.
I've been really into gourmet food and cooking in my free time and i'm actually really good at it.
I make a killer 2 sauce lasagna with a touch of pork sausage and chorizo that people at work go insane for.
I made 3 giant pans at last years holiday party and people from other departments were coming over saying " i must try this lasagna i heard so much about" I then had to write the recipe down no less than 30 times for people. I make killer desserts as well.
So i'll probably do some food posts and some short stories and maybe some non-fiction...maybe even porn :D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:44:03 EST (#)
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OATH?
you said your mail was Bretd
why did you send me something from a Brond?
or was is not you? another person fishing for my IP?
either way it made no sense. do you send random mails to all uber users who don't know you?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:20:37 EST (#)
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mysitamoon is back? and still a raging loon??
I don't know weather to wank or cry. probably both. in that order.
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hey baby! how is my favorite fatty, gelatinous, canned luncheon meat?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:37:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-19 00:58:07 GMT (#)
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FUCK YOU, TRAITOR.
How DARE you give tax to a foreign nation? FUCKING TRAITOR.
Work for a fucking English oil company, you fucking traitorous traitor.
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Says the guy who chooses to live in Birmingham.
*sniggers*
Impressive heat.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:19:27 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66902#2817614
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-19 00:56:37 EST (#)
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i love that this is 276 heat
i love apollo
i love lamp
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 20:18:13 EST (#)
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my word!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-18 19:58:07 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU, TRAITOR.
How DARE you give tax to a foreign nation? FUCKING TRAITOR.
Work for a fucking English oil company, you fucking traitorous traitor.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:33:20 EST (#)
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sounds like something ttom would do
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:27:55 EST (#)
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who posted a series of images that showed a WW2 manufacturing plant that was built so that from the air it looked like a hill?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:27:42 EST (#)
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fSubmitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:15:19 EST (#)
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plus oathmeal has desperately tried to BE me since the day he arrived.
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*sigh*
This, I cannot deny.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:21:37 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66902
Seeing mystiamoon reminded me of this. JewToast was the best alter ever.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:20:37 EST (#)
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mysitamoon is back? and still a raging loon??
I don't know weather to wank or cry. probably both. in that order.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:08:52 EST (#)
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time for some diddling!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:08:29 EST (#)
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already made the lime. Now I just have to wait the two hours for it to set.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:05:45 EST (#)
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have fun shlongy...ill work on a better poem for ya next time.
i must go i have 2 episodes of season 2 of Dexter left to watch before i return it to blockbuster and then i'm meeting a friend for dinner.
it's been fun and i hope we all made some people laugh. i kno i laughed alot today, and no it wasn't cause i was near a mirror either :D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:02:32 EST (#)
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I prefer beave flavored. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:59:00 EST (#)
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lime is a highly under rated flavor of jello.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:58:08 EST (#)
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dang it. Now I have to go make jello
cherry or lime?!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:57:09 EST (#)
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Oh, you are so lucky I'm bored right now, Doodles.
Quit taking Uber serious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:56:33 EST (#)
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I always thought that Doodles WAS maltese.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:56:17 EST (#)
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Right, I'm off to go collect my new flatscreen monitor.
17 full fucking inches.
hidden can't beat that shit
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:52:21 EST (#)
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See,
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84842
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88454
I used to try too hard to.
That is alot of 't' sounds.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:49:04 EST (#)
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it's okay, bro.
I tried too hard when I was new too.
That 'i had an old account' excuse is washed up.
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ORLY?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:49:40 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:49:04 EST (#)
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it's okay, bro.
I tried too hard when I was new too.
That 'i had an old account' excuse is washed up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:47:49 EST (#)
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No, you're not hard to find, but I'll be in greenville.
Certain Plus I prefer to believe that everyone here (except for me) are magical fairies that live in my computer.
It makes life easier.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:47:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:44:43 EST (#)
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Also 20 posts and 1550 reviews in about 3 months is a bit much.
Bringing up old memes that you certainly weren't around for also proves that you care too much about this site.
In short I think you're like maltese
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Oh, I was around for them, just not with this account.
Is there a usage limit to Uber, now? I was under the impression that this is where you go to dick around if you aren't doing anything at work.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:44:43 EST (#)
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Also 20 posts and 1550 reviews in about 3 months is a bit much.
Bringing up old memes that you certainly weren't around for also proves that you care too much about this site.
In short I think you're like maltese
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:42:43 EST (#)
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Well, we ain't going anywhere for T-Giving so I'll be around...and not to hard to find.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:42:24 EST (#)
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Icarus and I are friends, so your point is moot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:42:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119793 = trying too hard.
I fail
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:41:48 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119793= trying too hard
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:41:12 EST (#)
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Incidentally I'll be in SC next week for thanksgiving.
If I see you I'll be sure to yell something obscene at you.
Not that I will see you.
But if I do
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:40:29 EST (#)
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How can anybody 'try to hard' on this site? What's there to try for, exactly? Have you seen the shit I've posted? How is that trying to hard on anything?
Do you take Uber serious?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:38:29 EST (#)
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you're not, two below.
you try to hard to be and therefore you aren't
you're with bubba, frank, sico, oath and jack.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:37:26 EST (#)
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please, like I'm way too 'uber cool' to be in a circle jerk with our resident virgin.
I wonder how frank feels knowing that electro gets more than he does
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:36:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:33:38 EST (#)
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While I can surely see WHY he'd want to blow Shlongy, rest assured that Shlongy doesn't "swing his way".
He'll have to settle for the usual circle jerk with Doodles and Frankthebear.
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Look, just tell me I'm Uber cool, because I'm really starting to doubt my place in the world now that Bret isn't talking to me anymore.
THAT'S ALL I ASK.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:33:38 EST (#)
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While I can surely see WHY he'd want to blow Shlongy, rest assured that Shlongy doesn't "swing his way".
He'll have to settle for the usual circle jerk with Doodles and Frankthebear.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:32:15 EST (#)
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hmmmm
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:31:57 EST (#)
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concise
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:26:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:19:18 EST (#)
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i'd think sand would be willing to blow you for your acount, shlongy.
Hell if you tell him that it will make him 'uber cool' he might do it for nothing.
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I'd have done it no matter what.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:22:19 EST (#)
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go suck AN egg that is*
proofreading is for pussies
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:21:15 EST (#)
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people don't say 'pole smoker' enough.
I'm bringing that back starting now.
method's mom is a pole smoker in the literal sense.
Method is a pole smoker in both the literal AND figurative senses
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:19:18 EST (#)
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i'd think sand would be willing to blow you for your acount, shlongy.
Hell if you tell him that it will make him 'uber cool' he might do it for nothing.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:18:59 EST (#)
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touche puddin, but not even brenden will drive me away
let's just have greasy sex it will be like mutal rape
hateful angry oily sex.
and afterwards you can go suck and egg, you fuckin gayblade.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:18:49 EST (#)
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let the bidding war commence!
all proceeds go to the helphannah's grave maintenance fund.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:16:59 EST (#)
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I'd sell the rights to "Shlongy" for the right price...or, for a hummer, depending on the bidder.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:16:37 EST (#)
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Big poppa
i demand web cam vids of you whacking it to my camwhore as a thanks to me for paying your HEAT bill this week.
i'll expect them shortly
i also want a poster of a kitten in a tree that says "hang in there"
thats is all
kthxbi
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:16:14 EST (#)
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25k user #s are where it's at
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:16:00 EST (#)
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don't sell yourself short, apollo. i'd pay at least $3.50.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:15:19 EST (#)
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plus oathmeal has desperately tried to BE me since the day he arrived.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:14:25 EST (#)
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me too
#1507, MVA, heat machine, third most reviewed author (excluding ubermadness), 5th most reviews.
That's got to be worth $2.00 at least.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:14:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:11:00 EST (#)
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I'm leaving Ubersite forever. I'm going to auction off my User ID. If Oathmeal is paying $1 for noob accounts, I can't even imagine how much he would pay for a User ID under 5K, on the MVA, and coincidentally, the User ID of the person he idolizes.
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ahahahahahahaha
i'm 510. i wonder how much THAT would go for!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:11:43 EST (#)
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She's a sneaky bitch, that one.
PAGING BRENDAN
BRENDAN TO THE FRONT DESK PLZ K THX
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:11:00 EST (#)
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I'm leaving Ubersite forever. I'm going to auction off my User ID. If Oathmeal is paying $1 for noob accounts, I can't even imagine how much he would pay for a User ID under 5K, on the MVA, and coincidentally, the User ID of the person he idolizes.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pssst...method....
how does she know our plan?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
electro is cooler than the fonz
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:06:41 EST (#)
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Don't tell ME how to troll on the internet!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is way cooler than Mystia though
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That is very true and i'm gald he's back.
Who wants to start a pool on the date georgie drives him away again and scars him for life?
Georgie georgie Georgie, my love, if you want Uber to be fun again you have to pace yourself.
Any good predator knows that if you kill off all of your prey too quickly you will have no food to get you thru the times when prey is scarce.
If nothing else, take a lesson from our feline friends...play with your catch before you kill it off at least, delay the bloodthirsty kill and have a bit of frolicking with it first
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is cooler than absolute zero
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
because you have a penis
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be nice to you, mystia...for a hummer.
THAT'S A GOOD DEAL.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's also way cooler than you.
And me. :(
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here you go, Mystia's snatch, as promised:
http://www.horseproblems.com.au/Photo%27s/Veterinary%20Photos/Picture%20053.jpg
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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro is way cooler than Mystia though
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not true, Electro's back and we've been nothing but nice to him!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro needs to finish barts bad day
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i find it funny that certain people here often mention they would like certain people to return or how uber isnt fun etc.
then when people from back then return certain people , mostly just one person does their damnest to drive them away again.
not just me i speak of, ive seen a few men and women you claim to miss return only to be hammered by your lack of humanity. HINT HINT.
i had fun today ripping and being ripped on and you wont take that away from me blackberry/97% of uber alters.
your stuck with me, for now at least.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been registered on this site for not too long and I've already been accused of being an alter on numerous occasions. So far I've been accused of being Hadley, Method (of course), Apollo, and numerous others. What basis do you have to call me an alter? The fact that I haven't posted yet? Look at your own user info. I prefer the anonymity however, so if you want to continue to call me an alter, that's quite fine by me.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no need for alters now
like we dont know who that is blackberry.
mmm blackberries...sweet juice!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:44:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
frank would hit it two below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here you go, Mystia's snatch, as promised:
http://www.horseproblems.com.au/Photo%27s/Veterinary%20Photos/Picture%20053.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please do.
Include a link to a pic of your snatch.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hun im not hashing it again on here.
I like you and always have but i'm not gonna start all that nonsense back up. i'm here to have fun and hopefully you guys will let me and have some fun with me..if it has to be at my expense then so be, i've earned some of it and i'll be a good sport about it
do i need to write another shlongy love poem? cause i will if you fags don't drop this :D
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't forget to grab your magnifying glass!
man, that wasn't funny at all, was it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, that poem wasn't half bad.
It was ALL bad!
Just kidding. It gave me wood. You should see it.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck happend here?
Someone tell me quick if it's worth reading all those reviews?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is the original http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1324706
from http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204
All in all, it was just a bunch of bad juju
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't have time for emails, woman! i'm a busy man!
yeah, my memory is destroyed from a heavy regiment of drugs and alcohol. luckily it also drastically shortened my attention span. i no longer want to know what it was about. i just saw something shiny.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes cause no one knows your name and telling my own name is a mortal sin.
nurrrrrr
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck that quote
did no one see my shlongy poem?
now that's something to be proud of not that old news that gets Method hard on the subway when he remembers
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just said stop using peoples first names? Are you mentally retarded? Seriously?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you back anyway you insipid bitch?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hint hint
well georgie-pie my name is Kellie and my shit smells like fresia and puppy breath
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden email and ill explain if u like
i thought i told ya back when we used to talk on aim but you were kinda out of it back then so maybe u forgot
my uber name at yahoo .com
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I just copied and pasted it from a JonnyX review, he probably stripped her name from it because POSTING PEOPLES NAMES AND SHIT ON HERE ISNT FUCKING COOL, MYSTIA
HINT HINT
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i said her name for one, not she and the orginal picasso was about camping you silly butthole.
it was before the mich camping.
BTW that review in it's ORIGINAL form is my password for uber, the name on my bank account and credit cards and the name i have reserved for our firstborn when he takes the throne of destroyer of puppies and cakes!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
She was talking about me, I had sex with those men. Repeatedly.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
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Best review ever.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, i want answers! i've seen the below quote from Method posted a buttload of times in the past but didn't know what it was about. i haven't always been able to keep up with the uber-drama. was that comment directed towards you, mystia?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you and her....you and she............shou and yee........you two sluts should kiss and make up
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:11:27 EST (#)
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I didn't edit it at all! Why, what's different?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shouldn't edit a work of art tho.
it's just not the same.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
indeed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:09:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. lame for you shlonger.
i love you even when you aren't funny
i love you in the rain
i love you when i'm sane
i love your long nose
i love your even longer hose
you make me want to get a knife
use that knife to kill your wife.
i dont care that you act like a chump
i dont care that you have a penis pump.
my love for you is tried and true
even when i bury you in the snow and you turn blue.
that's my shlongy love poem. you likey???
p.s. put me in your will immediately, i'm on my way! :D
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only commenting on this so that when I do a find search in mozilla there is more than one occurrence of my name on this page. That way I can track which reviews I've read.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a salad tosser??? Interesting...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
before u say it i know what cybil means, tosser
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cybil?
cybil shepard from moonlighting?
aww did she start ur motor gramps?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's not into Greek or Greek food, for that matter. You got the wrong guy, Cybil.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
then get out of there FUCKO!
he's mine
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus...Get outta Method's ass already.
There's not room for you AND his boyfriend....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im kidding.
actually i'm only here to be 100% Method's bitch
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and i'm here to fill all the female holes 100%!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and im here to fill in the position of 97% bitch on ubersite.
muhahahah
kisses bitches!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha - you're in rare form lately!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method is 97% of the users on this site, didn't you know? even bart is Method.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*they*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wait i'm lost are sico and oath the same person along with rubbermaid and master?
oh well, who cares thay are all Method anyway.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're quite like Snow in many ways Sico.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats up man! hey yo whats up!
Yeah whats goin on here.
Sick an tired of five-oh runnin up on the block here.
You know what Im sayin?
Yo snow, they came around here lookin for you the other day.
Word? word! bust it!
Chorus
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.
Police them come an now they blow down me door,
One him come crawl through, through my window,
So then they put me in the back the car at the station,
From that point on me reach my destination,
When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them
Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom, so
Chorus
Bigger they are they think they have more power,
Theyre on the phone me say that on (every) hour,
Me for want to use it once an now me call me lover,
Lover who Ill be callin is the one tammy,
An me love her in me heart down to my belly,
Yes me daddy me snow me I feel cool an deadly,
As the one mc shan an the one daddy snow,
Together we-a loveem as a tor-na-do.
Chorus
Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
Listen for me, you better listen for me now.
When me rockin the microphone me rock it steady,
Yes sir, daddy me snow me are the article done.
But in the in an the out of a dance them they say where you come from,
People them say you come from jamaica,
But me born an raised in the ghetto thats the one I want you to know,
Pure black people mon thats all I mon know.
Yeah me shoes are tear up an me toes used to show,
Where me born in on the one toronto, so
Chorus
Come with a nice young lady. intelligent,
Yes shes gentle an irie.
Everywhere me go, me never left her at all.
Yes, its daddy snow me are the roam dance mon.
Roam between a dancin in a in a nation-a.
You never know say daddy me snow me are the boom shakata.
Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box.
Yes say me daddy me snow me Ill go reachin at the top, so...
Chorus
Why would he?
Me sittin round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl,
Police knock my door,
Lick up my pal,
Rough me up an I cant do a thing
Pick up my line, when my telephone ring.
Take me to the station,
Black up my hands.
Trail me down, cuz Im hangin with the snowman,
What Im gonna do,
Im backed an Im trapped,
Slap me in the face an took all o my gap.
They have no clues an they wanna get warmer,
But shan wont turn informer!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only go to hooters on Wednesdays
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also I have a query for you fg.
If a person was to get strep, bronchitis, food poisoning, a cold and an ear infection all within a span of a week, does that mean that god wants him dead?
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i would say that person needs to cut back on the smoking and eating at Hooters.
this happens to me at least 3 times a year and i still haven't learned my lesson. or maybe i just have AIDS.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:53:10 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also I have a query for you fg.
If a person was to get strep, bronchitis, food poisoning, a cold and an ear infection all within a span of a week, does that mean that god wants him dead?
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No. You're just an unlucky bastard.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was actually going to post that link last night but fell asleep. we hadn't brought back "re 16 y/olds" in a long time.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also I have a query for you fg.
If a person was to get strep, bronchitis, food poisoning, a cold and an ear infection all within a span of a week, does that mean that god wants him dead?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know.
Do you expect me to read over 5,000 reviews?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So what was the deal with Wazza? An Aussie pedo or someting else?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico is wrong.
Again.
Anyone surprised?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm, my comment was directed at the heavily medicated nutjob with the vagina...not the camwhore expert with the 6 figure bank account balance and proud owner of thousands of dollars worth of musical equipment he doesn't know how to use.
SORRY ABOUT CAUSING CONFUSION.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
perfectly good post with content and things to discuss, very little circle jerking, AND more than three words.
right this way......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119836
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be the winner for most reviews/shittiest (and pointless) post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113724
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:34:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, i'm not playing "dads and sons" with Shlongy. i'm more into twinks, although i'm sure he passed for one 30 years ago!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, Shloongy's hitting on hidden101. That's hot. Seriously.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you ever met me, your pants would melt off within 8 minutes of the initial contact. Shlongy is that kind of guy.
PS. This post is gay.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's plenty more where that came from, baby.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I stand corrected, Hidden.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. This post got a LOT of reviews. I'm bored.
Hey does anyone want to go see a dead body?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
>200 reviews on a damn 3 word post.
Only Apollo.
Or Method.
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those guys are lightweights. i can beat that any day of the week.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18869
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear this thread has been fun.
almost like the uber of old folklore.
just like when i fucked about on old uber, i got fuck all done today and dont care in the least :D
p.s. Shlongy you may not see my holes, ever! that is unless modern science or the meds you think i'm on find a way to morph you into something other than a geezer with a droopy ass. i still love ya like santa claus tho :D
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113908
that short
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Without heels?
5'4".
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how tall are ya anyway?
i've only seen head shots with a penis nose and bare ass shot and one of you on the toilet.
none give an accurate height scale
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
>200 reviews on a damn 3 word post.
Only Apollo.
Or Method.
I'd say Jack but he usually uses a lot of words on a post.
It's the RATIO of Big-Head and The Monster's words to reviews that I'm impressed with.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know shlongy i just wanted to bait you into explaining the obvious for shitz n giggles
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lets give credit where it's dure here.
i brought the heat bitches!!
lolercoasters
i kid
i kid
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave you a Shlongy "height" insult on a silver platter and apparently, you were too heavily medicated to take it.
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually have quite a few skeins of pink available so...I'll get to it just as soon as your request is formalized by sending an e-mail to bretd9.at.gmail.com like everyone else.
If you requested right now, you'd be number 5 in the queue. That's about a 60 day waiting period.
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You need a girlfriend/boyfriend or something. Enough with the bracelets!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and Apollo: Didn't I tell you that a post called "Holes" was a veritable heat magnet? Look at this shit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy: i don't get it
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shlongy= hobbit
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a lot of comments, can someone summarize the situation a bit?
So far I have garnered that Hidden has a good job and makes good money.
Oathy hates him.
Hidden and Mystia are going to have butt sexors.
That's it?
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Hidden= Tony Stark
Apollo > mcCallum
Bubba's a pedo (see above post)
That is about it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy: i don't get it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it'll cost ya shlongster.
those seats dont come cheap, not even in this economy
I set you up for "You NEED seats down front to be able to see anything, Shlongy".
You failed.
Doesn't mean I don't want to see your hole...I just don't want to have to interact with you while seeing it. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathy/Hidden in the news: http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/state/all-a6_intern.6674910nov18,0,3376992.story
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do NOT hate Hidden!
I'm merely jealous of his Peavey JSX and caper-sized eyeballs.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually have quite a few skeins of pink available so...I'll get to it just as soon as your request is formalized by sending an e-mail to bretd9.at.gmail.com like everyone else.
If you requested right now, you'd be number 5 in the queue. That's about a 60 day waiting period.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:48:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:43:05 GMT (#)
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Mystia - I am a veritable cornucopia of talent, my abilities for crafting awesome friendship bracelets notwithstanding.
You'd do well to do some boning up on your OathMeal knowledge:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal
http://www.ubersite.com/u/manitou
http://www.ubersite.com/u/foster
...just to get things started.
There WILL be a quiz!
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Hahaha, and the rest, Oafy?
Can you knit me some anal beads? I mean, beads?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:48:25 EST (#)
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There are a lot of comments, can someone summarize the situation a bit?
So far I have garnered that Hidden has a good job and makes good money.
Oathy hates him.
Hidden and Mystia are going to have butt sexors.
That's it?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:46:49 EST (#)
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oh quiz this bitch!
get busy making me a pink bracelet!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:43:05 EST (#)
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Mystia - I am a veritable cornucopia of talent, my abilities for crafting awesome friendship bracelets notwithstanding.
You'd do well to do some boning up on your OathMeal knowledge:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal
http://www.ubersite.com/u/manitou
http://www.ubersite.com/u/foster
...just to get things started.
There WILL be a quiz!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:39:06 EST (#)
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i cant lie the bracelet thing is cracking me up
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:37:31 EST (#)
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Hidden -
If it wasn't standard operating procedure (SOP in your terms) for Ubersite, I might have a problem with it, yea.
Bracelet? :D
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:37:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:30 EST (#)
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i'm a workaholic that only has the capacity to care about himself.
_____________________
I will never again need more material for Hidden criticism.
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sarcasm, look it up. www.dictionary.com
retard.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:34:43 EST (#)
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ps- oathy, do you find it sad at all that you collect and save information from posts to criticize people?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:33:56 EST (#)
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sorry then.
i have standards after all!
call me when you've lowered yours!
:D
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:33:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:30 EST (#)
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i'm a workaholic that only has the capacity to care about himself.
_____________________
I will never again need more material for Hidden criticism.
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the cat is out of the bag! i was totally being serious!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:32:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:30:54 EST (#)
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Hidden:
Only if it's your anus getting penetrated, candycheeks.
However I am in the mood for some deep , hard, missionary with my legs up around your neck.
you think my form is ggod now, you should see me nekkid!
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i'd rather fuck you from behind like a dog.
i have a strict rule of no eye contact and missionary increases the chances of that.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:31:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:30 EST (#)
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i'm a workaholic that only has the capacity to care about himself.
_____________________
I will never again need more material for Hidden criticism.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:31:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:44 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
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lol, what a fag. they need to give that guy a lobotomy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:30:54 EST (#)
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Hidden:
Only if it's your anus getting penetrated, candycheeks.
However I am in the mood for some deep , hard, missionary with my legs up around your neck.
you think my form is ggod now, you should see me nekkid!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:44 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:28:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:49 EST (#)
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Apparently this site is crawling with rich, handsome, eligible men.
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rich- no, but have more pocket change to throw around because i'm not married.
handsome- formerly. i'm a bit out of shape at the moment.
eligible- doubtful. i'm a workaholic that only has the capacity to care about himself. but i'm good at pretending to be a really nice guy!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:26:35 EST (#)
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Right, I just got word on what monitor I'm going to be getting.
Dell SE178WFP 17" LCD Monitor
$45
I'm happy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:23:52 EST (#)
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see? i told you oathy is an endless source of entertainment! we are so thankful to have him around.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:23:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:49 EST (#)
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Apparently this site is crawling with rich, handsome, eligible men. Too bad I'm already dating Christian Bale. Sorry boys, but this chubby internet chick is spoken for.
I know what all of you are wondering, and the answer is yes. He wears the bat suit in bed.
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But the real question is does he talk dirty with that horrible raspy voice?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:23:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 16:22:00 GMT (#)
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mystia is in good form today. i think i would thoroughly enjoy anal sex with her. what do you say, baby?
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You are gonna make Oathy so jealous. He made you jewellery!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:22:46 EST (#)
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What I do know is that you don't like rape (for whatever reason I don't know).
--------------------AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hmmmmm lets me think....
why wouldn't a woman enjoy rape?
jeez i can't think of anything.
ahahahaha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:22:00 EST (#)
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mystia is in good form today. i think i would thoroughly enjoy anal sex with her. what do you say, baby? how 'bout it?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:20:24 EST (#)
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Be thankful I lobbed a zinger your way at all, mystia.
I hardly know you. What I do know is that you don't like rape (for whatever reason I don't know).
Any other notables I should be aware of? Are you a lesbian or something?
I mean, I only ask because that would make perfect sense.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:16:40 EST (#)
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this dude is a trip.
who needs seats to my impending meltdownwhen you got this fella around?
the man has so much comapssion for his fellow humans he calls everyone names and corrects spelling and typo errors.
my new hero.
ride me oathy!
p.s heres a napkin to wipe the sarcasm dripping off of that last part.
p.s.s you had a typo too.
you call me a "stunned cunt" when it's STUNNING CUNT!
KTHXBI
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:11:23 EST (#)
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I move that we take this conversation to the post directly above it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:09:11 EST (#)
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everyone > oathmeal
what's your point?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:05:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:03:55 EST (#)
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existence
_______________________
Hidden101 > Sandmantate
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:05:32 EST (#)
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I know Hidden, I just wanted to get in on it as well. It seemed like a good way to slide into the conversation.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:05:02 EST (#)
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If you accept Oathy's friendship bracelets then you have to go on a date with him Hidden. Thems the rules.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:04:26 EST (#)
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lol!
dizzy bitch!!
Shlongy strikes oil!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:03:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:25 EST (#)
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Hidden, I'm on a whole other level than you.
Sure, I can't show you a 6 figure bank account balance, and I'll probably never be the proud owner of thousands of dollars worth of musical equipment I don't know how to use, but I DO maintain that my level of integrity and compassion for human beings is infinitely greater than yours, if ONLY judging from the 'serious' comments you post on this bullshit website.
So keep on pulling in the big checks from Uncle Sam and believing that your wealth is in some way tied to how happy you are at the end of the day.
I'll keep doing hack squats and mixolydian sweep arpeggios, reveling in my humility and laughing at your incredible childishness.
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that was the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
sandman- oathmeal is a constant source of entertainment for us. that's why we acknowledge his existence around here, when normally no one would give a shit about him even if he ate a gun. the whole reason we waste time at ubersite is to be entertained and well, let's face it, oathy provides and endless source of it for us.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:03:18 EST (#)
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it'll cost ya shlongster.
those seats dont come cheap, not even in this economy
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:02:50 EST (#)
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only the true dullard points out spelling mistakes and typos as a form of rebuttal.
in fact only oathmeal, bubba and simon do it.
the three tardsketeers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:02:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:11:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:06:10 EST (#)
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Show me your hole or shut the fuck up
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This coming from a man who has a nose longer than the average penis.
Method i tried that sugar but your profile wasn't on there so i gave up.
I guess your last boyfriend wasn't very well-endowed.
Let me know when your next meltdown takes place, you dizzy bitch. I want seats down front.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:02:14 EST (#)
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HIDDEN MY OFFER STILL STANDS!
CUSTOM OATHY FRIENDSHIP BRACELET FTW!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:01:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:25 EST (#)
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Hidden, I'm on a whole other level than you.
Sure, I can't show you a 6 figure bank account balance, and I'll probably never be the proud owner of thousands of dollars worth of musical equipment I don't know how to use, but I DO maintain that my level of integrity and compassion for human beings is infinitely greater than yours, if ONLY judging from the 'serious' comments you post on this bullshit website.
So keep on pulling in the big checks from Uncle Sam and believing that your wealth is in some way tied to how happy you are at the end of the day.
I'll keep doing hack squats and mixolydian sweep arpeggios, reveling in my humility and laughing at your incredible childishness.
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WTF? Are you brain damaged? None of that described you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:01:53 EST (#)
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I'M VERY INTELLIGENCE
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:01:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:00:02 EST (#)
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existance.
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lol
Such refined intelligence on this site.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:00:19 EST (#)
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i want to laugh at apollo's comment really bad, but i won't for fear of being branded a "piggybacker"!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:00:02 EST (#)
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Hidden, quit paying attention to the ginger twit. He's getting an erection because you are acknowledging his existance.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:49 EST (#)
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Apparently this site is crawling with rich, handsome, eligible men. Too bad I'm already dating Christian Bale. Sorry boys, but this chubby internet chick is spoken for.
I know what all of you are wondering, and the answer is yes. He wears the bat suit in bed.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:59:25 EST (#)
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Hidden, I'm on a whole other level than you.
Sure, I can't show you a 6 figure bank account balance, and I'll probably never be the proud owner of thousands of dollars worth of musical equipment I don't know how to use, but I DO maintain that my level of integrity and compassion for human beings is infinitely greater than yours, if ONLY judging from the 'serious' comments you post on this bullshit website.
So keep on pulling in the big checks from Uncle Sam and believing that your wealth is in some way tied to how happy you are at the end of the day.
I'll keep doing hack squats and mixolydian sweep arpeggios, reveling in my humility and laughing at your incredible childishness.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:56:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:25:41 CST (#)
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who is this oathy and who is he riding again?
after my time i guess.
In a nutshell:
he's like an annoying fly that buzzes round here occasionally, harmless enough but irritating. Takes this place way too seriously. Actually pays people to get him accounts when Bart bans him.
Ginger, fucked Jeanne. Posted a picture of his penis in a baby sock.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:53:17 EST (#)
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piggyback?
the guy said something funny and i laughed and agreed. i guess if that's piggybacking, i'm just a big piggybacker....
seriously, i joke about how awesome i think i am here. you actually BELIEVE the shit you say. go ride a bike, turd. you are not wanted here. isn't it ironic? it's just like your childhood!
if you want to be accepted, you're going to have to learn to act like an adult at least SOMETIMES.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:50:02 EST (#)
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Yea, piggyback on Redskies, Hidden.
It's way too much to ask for you to come up with your own burns.
Do you commission Method for your insults, like Bubba does?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:47:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:43:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:43:04 GMT (#)
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OathMeal: [logical argument]
Hidden: blah blah blah blah I MAKE MORE MONEY blah blah blah blah blah I AM HARDCORE blah blah blah blah
OathMeal: *sigh*
rinse, repeat.
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How long have you wanted to be Caulaincourt?
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha. gold.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:46:54 EST (#)
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tony stark below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:45:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:33:39 EST (#)
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I think hidden is secretly Tony Stark.
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i'm not actually Tony Stark, but i am wunderkind of modern weaponry, with a liquored up bravado, an unapologetic complacency and ancillary understanding of the finer things in life. (think, when asked if he'd buy an overpriced Jackson Pollack painting, he responds "I need it. Buy it. Store it.")
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:44:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:28:05 EST (#)
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Hidden you don't do a very good job of retracting your ill-formed comments about the 'peasantry' below you.
I'd love to see how you really perform in the face of adversity. Something tells me you know absolutely nothing of it.
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He was captured by terrorist and had to build a giant metel suit, powered by a mini arc reactor ALL WHILE BEING HOOKED UP TO A FUCKING CAR BATTERY.
What do you have on that?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:43:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:43:04 GMT (#)
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OathMeal: [logical argument]
Hidden: blah blah blah blah I MAKE MORE MONEY blah blah blah blah blah I AM HARDCORE blah blah blah blah
OathMeal: *sigh*
rinse, repeat.
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How long have you wanted to be Caulaincourt?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:43:04 EST (#)
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OathMeal: [logical argument]
Hidden: blah blah blah blah I MAKE MORE MONEY blah blah blah blah blah I AM HARDCORE blah blah blah blah
OathMeal: *sigh*
rinse, repeat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:42:53 EST (#)
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Are you telling me that these eyes
http://powet.tv/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/iron_man_tony_stark_hi_res.jpg
and these eyes
http://www.ubersite.com/m/118889\
aren't roughly the same length apart?
You need to look at it from a nearly sideways angle, otherwise it wouldn't be a secret.
Duh.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:41:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:28:05 EST (#)
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Hidden you don't do a very good job of retracting your ill-formed comments about the 'peasantry' below you.
I'd love to see how you really perform in the face of adversity. Something tells me you know absolutely nothing of it.
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ahahahahahahaha
and what, pray tell, tells you that i know absolutely nothing of it?
i've lived in poverty, my friend. have you ever slept in your car (and i'm not talking about for fun or because you were drunk)? i've lived in the top two murder capitals of the country (the ones with all the BLACK PEOPLE). i tend to stay away from the haute bourgeois. i've climbed the ladder of having nothing to to pulling myself out of my rut within a year and making more money than you make with your fancy philosophy degree (L-O-L). i hang out in hole in the wall bars where the average salary is 20-30K a year. in fact, for the longest time, no one in the bar i went to knew how much money i made and when they found out, i was no longer welcome there because they lumped me in the with the rich assholes, forgetting that we got along just fine before they knew how much money i made.
and don't try to tell me that money isn't a measure of success. haha, PLEASE. if we're measuring success by happiness, then yes, some of the poorest people are the most successful. but guess what? we're not talking about happiness, we're talking about money, faggot. i don't get happiness from making money, but it sure is nice being comfortable.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:40:39 EST (#)
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I'm Oathy you stunned cunt.
And I'm always riding...I just opt for tricked out mountain bikes with lots of shock travel and carbon fiber, as opposed to pink-and-purple jetskis.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:37:12 EST (#)
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no one wants to tell me who Oathy is or who he's riding?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:35:53 EST (#)
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Tony Stark's eyes are a normal distance apart.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:34:18 EST (#)
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haha now that you mention it, he does fit the description
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:33:39 EST (#)
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I think hidden is secretly Tony Stark.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:30:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:15:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:11:13 CST (#)
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Actually, the fact that he makes over 350K a year and owns his own house and several cars makes him successful. I mean, it's no bachelors in philosophy, but it pays the bills.
LOL
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my boss told me that if i get my bachelors in philosophy that it's worth a 20% raise!
actually, i believe our dear apullo is the one who clears 350K. no one on ubersite can match this man's immense fortune, but Shlongy is next in line i believe, pulling in an astounding 70K per annum!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:30:19 EST (#)
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talking of mars bars.
your sister. a pack of mars bars. lemme have a go?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:29:46 EST (#)
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You're thinking of Mars I think.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:29:11 EST (#)
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Just to show I'm a good sport though, Hidden, would you like an Oathy friendship bracelet?
You can even pick the colors!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:28:30 EST (#)
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Cadbury is a Nazi company, I shan't support them
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:28:09 EST (#)
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haha oathie just got epically owned
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:28:05 EST (#)
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Hidden you don't do a very good job of retracting your ill-formed comments about the 'peasantry' below you.
I'd love to see how you really perform in the face of adversity. Something tells me you know absolutely nothing of it.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:26:58 EST (#)
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im getting a digital camera during the black friday sale after TG
i'll send you new material daddy!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:26:06 EST (#)
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Ok ok
One of every single chocolate bar that Cadbury's currently make. I'm quite serious.
Once you've had a Crunchy AND a slab of dairy milk chocolate you will definitely let me slap your sister's bumcheeks with my joybags.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:25:54 EST (#)
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oh no, i still look up the old mystia camwhore and crazy posts upon occasion.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:25:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:10:02 EST (#)
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(#) Ranking: 0 by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:58:07
when i meet girls in bars, i sometimes tell them i'm a package handler at UPS or i'm a night manager at McDonald's and it works 10 times better than being honest and telling them i'm successful and well-adjusted and mature.
________________________________
You think having been in the Army qualifies you for being successful? You didn't even graduate college, yet you're implying that UPS workers are somehow below you?
HAHAHAHAHA
Ignorant comments like this cement the fact that you are a truly ignorant person, someone who could stand to learn a thing or two about the varieties of the human condition, AND the relativity of success.
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says the insecure guy with battered wife syndrome and daddy issues....
i wasn't in the army, you disgusting ginger. and a piece of paper you paid 100 grand for doesn't qualify you either. when i hire people at work, i usually ignore the resumes with fancy degrees. i dropped out of college because i thought it was a waste of time. Bill Gates did the same and he didn't do too bad, huh?
what qualifies me as successful is the fact that i am driven and have goals and i actually do what it takes to meet them. i make at least twice as much money as you because i worked my ass off to get it. and i never said UPS workers are "below me". you said that. all i meant was that UPS workers make less money than i do (FACT) and women are drawn to that more than someone that will hurt their fragile self-esteem. so if you want to put words in my mouth, have at it. it only fortifies the belief here that you are a complete moron who has the mentality of a child. i actually understand the fact that EVERYONE contributes to our society and they all matter, rich or poor. shit wouldn't work out too well if everyone was rich. i don't thumb my nose at people who make less money than me. maybe i joke about it on ubersite, but this is all a time-wasting game for me. i don't take it seriously like you do.
you are seriously mental. i know you cry yourself to sleep. you're not fooling anyone here. grow up and start acting like a man, you pansy ass child.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:25:41 EST (#)
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who is this oathy and who is he riding again?
after my time i guess.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:25:04 EST (#)
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method ditched me off facebook.
i declare war.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:24:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:36:51 EST (#)
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either pharmaceuticals have come on leaps and bounds in the past few years or mystia isn't quite as mental.
either way its a good thing.
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Does this mean i'm out of your psycho-whore spank bank?
Cause i'll go crazy just to stay there!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:24:23 EST (#)
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Your initial offer of 7 million Turkish Lira, while appealing at first, turned sour after a quick currency conversion on google.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:21:54 EST (#)
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That is such bullshit Method! I bought her fair and square!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:21:34 EST (#)
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What a fag!
I
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:21:24 EST (#)
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No you cannot fuck my sister, Red. Get back in your hovel.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:20:32 EST (#)
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You've got lovely eyebrow too Method.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:20:07 EST (#)
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...that's not to mention the throng of buddies I've accumulated playing World of Warcraft.
You've OBVIOUSLY been disproved.
Oathy rides again!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They just promoted me to Team leader Alpha at the Best Buy in Manhattan. I measure success in being employee of the month for 7 months in a row. They had no choice BUT to promote me.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do TOO have friends, Apollo.
You can contact one of them right now to check my claim: sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:17:49 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i'm sure those talented people are happy.
but what about you?
you've no talent, friends, family life, OR wealth.
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And he's uglier than Sicosemen.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol that's what poor people say
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i'm sure those talented people are happy.
but what about you?
you've no talent, friends, family life, OR wealth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually both are correct.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't give a fuck how much he's worth or what kind of bread he pulls in.
You're of the same ilk as him if you think monetary value = success necessarily.
I've known poverty-line musicians who I'd say with certainty were as happy as any millionaire I've ever met (that's more than a few in fact).
I personally don't clear $100k a year, but I don't have to.
My collection of loving relationships with the populace of Ubersite gives me all the satisfaction a ginger weightlifter entering his 30's would ever need.
<3
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DIPSHIT BELOW
ahahahaha
oops my evil side poked out
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In pink, I'm sure
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I JUST BOUGHT A RANGE ROVER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaelic and I, rather. Where's that retard Bubba to correct my grammar and call me a DIPSHIT!!!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:11:13 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the fact that he makes over 350K a year and owns his own house and several cars makes him successful. I mean, it's no bachelors in philosophy, but it pays the bills.
LOL
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, me and Kaelic own the jet skis, Hidden has the yacht.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
* intellectually*
better?
typos do not equal stupid.
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:11:13 EST (#)
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Actually, the fact that he makes over 350K a year and owns his own house and several cars makes him successful.
_____________________
I guess his pair of jetskis further bolsters your claim?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't go on regular dating sites, I troll around on craigslist for men who "speak greek"
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole or shut the fuck up
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This coming from a man who has a nose longer than the average penis.
Method i tried that sugar but your profile wasn't on there so i gave up.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like guys who challenge me intellectially.
____________________
I like women who can spell.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, the fact that he makes over 350K a year and owns his own house and several cars makes him successful. I mean, it's no bachelors in philosophy, but it pays the bills.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(#) Ranking: 0 by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:58:07
when i meet girls in bars, i sometimes tell them i'm a package handler at UPS or i'm a night manager at McDonald's and it works 10 times better than being honest and telling them i'm successful and well-adjusted and mature.
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You think having been in the Army qualifies you for being successful? You didn't even graduate college, yet you're implying that UPS workers are somehow below you?
HAHAHAHAHA
Ignorant comments like this cement the fact that you are a truly ignorant person, someone who could stand to learn a thing or two about the varieties of the human condition, AND the relativity of success.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like you Apollo but this is nonsense.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.match.com
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i like guys who challenge me intellectially.
I'm never that girl who is jealous of sucess or brains
I think a man i can learn from is the sexiest thing in the world.
also a man who is strong where i am weak and vice versa. I like to have some important things in common but some stuff thats really different so ican experience and learn about new things and ideas.
I also love a guy who can fix stuff being a gal on my own and all.
everytime my last boyfriend fixed stuff around the house i would tell him how much sex he's getting when he's done!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me your hole or shut the fuck up
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
being in a war zone isnt the same.
there adrenline and a surviavl thing taht kicks in that keep loopiness from setting in.
Doctors have the same thing. adrenline is wonderful at keeping you sane in stressful times.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ricky ponting, hahaha
give me a kiss, apollo, you big man you!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck lojope and her WOES...
BRING BACK WAZZA HILL!!!
hidden no need to explain , i was just joking.
I read that brain scans of people who were sleep deprived for over 36 hours were similar to brain scans of people with paranoid schizophrenia.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the jew has daddy issues
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00130/ricky_ponting_crick_130534a.jpg
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s.
some find bragging and gross materialism disgusting behavior as well.
i for one find it sexy.
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i used to stay up for two or three days straight in a warzone no less, and i was fine. just really tired. but then again, i am one hardcore motherfucker!
i don't like bragging or gross materialism. i do it here in a joking manner. i do it A LOT. it's funny to me here. but not in real life. when i meet girls in bars, i sometimes tell them i'm a package handler at UPS or i'm a night manager at McDonald's and it works 10 times better than being honest and telling them i'm successful and well-adjusted and mature. most women don't want a man that they feel is better than them because it hurts their self-esteem. that's why you see a lot of girls pick the dead-beat guys and leave the guys who are actually good catches scratching their heads, wondering why the girl picked the asshole loser over them. the other extreme with women is that they want a man that is better than them because they are gold diggers. it's extremely hard to find one that is in the neutral middle of the spectrum that is psychologically healthy and normal without daddy issues.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well no one is grossly more material or brags harder than me (with the possible exception of Ricky Ponting below), so we'll get along fine.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:45:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i explained before on here that i had 2 hand surgeries and much other stress back then plus the pain killers they gave me made me loopy and would keep me awake for days at a time.
anyone who is awake for 30 to 40 hours is CRAZY i believe and paranoid.
I'm not on any meds lol. You people are so good at digging up info on people. look up my insurance claims it will tell you every prescription i've ever had..:)
just get to know me now before you declare me the uber -anti-christ or the second coming of satan.
you might be suprised....
or turned into a frog.
live on the edge!
p.s.
some find bragging and gross materialism disgusting behavior as well.
i for one find it sexy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, i miss lojope. she was a real crowd pleaser. we all really miss her rape stories.
but yeah, when that bitch got out of line, i had to remind her who had the rape seniority on her.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
either pharmaceuticals have come on leaps and bounds in the past few years or mystia isn't quite as mental.
either way its a good thing.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well call it what you will.
that was a different time and hopefully i'm different as well.
stay tuned!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not believe Method, he doesn't like women with opinions.
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what? women have OPINIONS these days? god, i hope no one takes them seriously.
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ahahaha
That's almost as funny as the time you told Lojope to put a sock in cause you had rape seniority over her!
let's do teh sex
like touch priv8s and all!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just get my feelings hurt easily and lash out when i feel i dont deserve how i am treated.
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that is one of the worst qualities that anyone can have.
i can't tell you how many girls i've known that remind me of this- http://nedroid.com/imagesb/beartato-inappropriate.gif
maybe it comes from parents never setting boundaries, but it's absolutely disgusting behavior.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
put some meat on your hook and see if i bite big poppa!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a face like a trout
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
truth below
fag below
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus she has great calves for a Marklar Demon
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually im not eveil orph anf FJ, and Hidden you are aware as well lol. if i was rich i would chain you to my bed but sadly not at this time..i'm halfway to my surgical nursing degree..i'll check back for your availability then sugarcheeks.
Orph, I'm a big sappy mush ball that rescues and rehabilitates injured animals, takes the seniors from the local assisted living center grocery shopping every saturday and catches the bugs i find in my home and sets them free instead of smooshing them.
i just get my feelings hurt easily and lash out when i feel i dont deserve how i am treated.
But i'm working on that and i've mellowed with age as most of us do.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GOOD, GO, GET OUTTA HERE, BEAT IT, SCRAM...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm leaving ubersite forever
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia is very rich, she has a chand......oh never mind
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha
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V
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will not believe Method, he doesn't like women with opinions.
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what? women have OPINIONS these days? god, i hope no one takes them seriously.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is mystia rich? if so, then i don't care how crazy she is because let's face it, all bitches are crazy anyway. i'm tired of girls trying to get me to be their sugar daddy. i don't want to work anymore and i want a sugar mama. are you rich, mystia? i'll do all the things in bed that you want me to know matter how vile and disgusting i find them. i have no shame.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method also hates people who tell the truth. plus he waxes his ass.
I don't care what cosmo says: thats just all kinds of wrong.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's "Tolkien", blasphemer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:08:01 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Quiet, baby making machine!
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didn't apollo P.I tell you? all lies.
apparently.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Demons and goblins and all sorts of vile creatures come spewing out of the ground to wreak havoc and scorch the very Earth.
<runs for his life>
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no you have me confused with Sauron from Lord of the Rings you Tolkein fag!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never heard of mystia before now. But she sounds like good fun. In a 'ride-you-silly-then-stab-you-as-you-ejaculate' kind of way.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quiet, baby making machine!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I have heard much and read plenty about you but I think you are an absolute scream, reading your reviews makes me warm and fuzzy.
I have a feeling you could eat FJ alive though. This pleases me.
I will not believe Method, he doesn't like women with opinions.
ha
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
run right off of the planet would ya? :D
haven't you heard the world has quelled it's love of oil.
Georgie please have my evil psycho babies and they will rule the world.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quiet, you thilly gooth
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<runs for his very life> ?
forget to take your anti-ghey meds today Meffod?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's the french guy who posted a picture of my weiner on the uberboard?
Yes, Mystia is completely sane and not on any sort of psychopathic drugs whatsoever. Stay tuned for November 22nd, when there is a 2 hour window between when her meds run out and the pharmacy actually manages to fill her subscription. It's akin to a rip in the very fabric of the time/space continuum.
Demons and goblins and all sorts of vile creatures come spewing out of the ground to wreak havoc and scorch the very Earth.
<runs for his life>
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find mystia both scary and arousing.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't mind the fag below
divorces can get messy for all involved.
plus he's an oily sociopath.
he still gives me girl boners tho.
:D
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orph.
I am real.
please judge me on what you see in present time, not what you hear or read from 4 years ago.
nice to meet you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia is sheer evil. She leaves a swath of destruction in her wake with every review.
Bewaaaaaaaaare!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wanted you to know when I saw this post it was 0.69 on 69.
Sorry I spoilt it.
I don't really have anything of vallue to contribute.
Although I must ask, this Mystia chick, is she for real? Only I think she is just cute as a button.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 07:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:00:33 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my clothes washer just busted. I can't afford a new one right now...
WEEEEEEEP
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You can use mine, but I insist on a payment of sloppy innuendo and stilted sexual encounters.
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Hahahaha that's Crystle's forte!
j/k Crystle you bicth. Sorry about your washer. That always seems to happen at exactly the wrong time.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 04:29:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Minge.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got some holes
*wink wink*
sadly one of them is where my cold dark soul should be.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-11-17 21:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 21:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my clothes washer just busted. I can't afford a new one right now...
WEEEEEEEP
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You can use mine, but I insist on a payment of sloppy innuendo and stilted sexual encounters.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my clothes washer just busted. I can't afford a new one right now...
WEEEEEEEP
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:21:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS REMINDED ME OF HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I GOT LAID!!! THANKS!!!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-17 20:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy filling them.
What I don't enjoy is, after: When they lift a leg and squeeze, and then lift the other leg and squeeze again.
yuck!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 19:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that made me chuckle
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey! uniter!
you smell of wee
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all in all the thousand pointed star doesn't get enough credit
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
weeeeeeeeeeep - it's true!!!
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 14:55:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Apollo.
Apparently, something was lost in the translation.
I guess she's forgotten about that particular part of ther anatomy...out of site...out of mind...due to lack of use.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLES AUTO +2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh baby don't you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretences
How long before you let me go?
Oooh...you set my soul alight
Oooh...you set my soul alight
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth
Oooh...you set my soul alight
Oooh...you set my soul alight
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(You set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(You set my soul)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you, Apollo.
Apparently, something was lost in the translation.
I guess she's forgotten about that particular part of ther anatomy...out of site...out of mind...due to lack of use.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do it
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in other news, I'm about to strangle an incredibly dense coworker.
aaarrrgggghhhhh
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*SHOCK*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your cunt
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever could you possibly mean?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm, neoooooooooooooo.
YOUR KITTY.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you talking to McCallum now?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After we're through petting the puppies, I'm even willing to pet your kitty.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course, Shlongy - but you have to keep your dogs under control.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:30:06 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is "Show Shlongy yours" Alex?
WINNAR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be the judge of that. Let me pet them.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but my puppies are adorable!
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WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT SO EXCITED!!!!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... I should think between the two of you, you could come up with better incentive.
no it wasn't a euphemism...
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What a bummer. I have the misfortune to be working for Citibank, now this.
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Isn't Citibank doing a whack of lay-offs? Don't worry Jack, I'm sure they'll still need their Lavatory Sanitazation Technicians, so you'll be safe with your minimum wage day job.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but my puppies are adorable!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... I should think between the two of you, you could come up with better incentive.
no it wasn't a euphemism...
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What a bummer. I have the misfortune to be working for Citibank, now this.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is "Show Shlongy yours" Alex?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:29:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IS THIS BUBBA'S LATEST POST???
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:25:00 EST (#)
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well actually it was that I am better than you...
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*laughs too hard, chokes to death on own saliva, Apollo wins*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:25:00 EST (#)
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well actually it was that I am better than you, but your point works too.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:21:19 EST (#)
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Holes. (Rating: 0.87 on 30 reviews, last by Doodles 53 seconds ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-17 16:00:08 CST
Cinnabar (1 of 3) (Rating: 0.84 on 31 reviews, last by Doodles 21 minutes ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-11-17 13:36:06 CST
I think I proved my point.
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If the point is that uber is a hole, you are correct sir.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:21:44 EST (#)
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Hmm... I should think between the two of you, you could come up with better incentive.
no it wasn't a euphemism...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:21:19 EST (#)
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Holes. (Rating: 0.87 on 30 reviews, last by Doodles 53 seconds ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-11-17 16:00:08 CST
Cinnabar (1 of 3) (Rating: 0.84 on 31 reviews, last by Doodles 21 minutes ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-11-17 13:36:06 CST
I think I proved my point.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:20:02 EST (#)
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'sweater puppies' apollo
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:18:01 EST (#)
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BEST POST EVA.
should I post a picture of my puppies?
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IF THAT MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS AND IT HAPPENS I WILL +2 EVERY APOLLO POST AFTER THIS.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:19:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 16:18:01 CST (#)
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BEST POST EVA.
should I post a picture of my puppies?
only if that's a euphemism.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:18:23 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyC2PW3vc8
Also if someone could make this the new rickroll it would please me greatly.
Please?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:18:01 EST (#)
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BEST POST EVA.
should I post a picture of my puppies?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:15:15 EST (#)
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fucking hell, four below
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:15:01 EST (#)
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music made me lol two below.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:14:59 EST (#)
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"Cat Retirement Planning is a new concept in life long care for your cat after you are no longer able to provide for your beloved pet due to circumstances such as a nursing home placement or *PASSING AWAY*"
haha...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:13:07 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WopvtxUD5VE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:13:02 EST (#)
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that link doesn't work.
thsi one does though:
NSF(Jack's)W
http://www.palm-meow.com/
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:11:39 EST (#)
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Address Not Found
Firefox can't find the server at www.ubershite.com.
The browser could not find the host server for the provided address.
* Did you make a mistake when typing the domain? (e.g. "ww.mozilla.org" instead of "www.mozilla.org")
* Are you certain this domain address exists? Its registration may have expired.
* Are you unable to browse other sites? Check your network connection and DNS server settings.
* Is your computer or network protected by a firewall or proxy? Incorrect settings can interfere with Web browsing.
???????????????????????
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:11:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:01:13 EST (#)
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Coincidentally, there are NO holes in the plot of "Made in the U.S.A" by famed internet author Jack McCallum. Available now on Amazon.com
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ha.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:11:22 EST (#)
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Do any of the elders here even try anymore?
I'm all for abstract references to other posts but damn, the one-liner in the post itself could've at least had a little more effort put into it.
Still, it made me smile.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to http://www.ubershite.com/
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:09:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a virgin
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:09:24 EST (#)
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wait a second.....
Jack McCallum (not the sportswriter) is PUBLISHED on Amazon.
Why has no one told me this???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:06:24 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119839
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:06:01 EST (#)
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Someone broke my +2 button.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:05:46 EST (#)
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Not to be confused with Jack McCallum the sports writer.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:05:41 EST (#)
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-2 for giving jack an unfair rating
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:05:23 EST (#)
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I'm published.
PUBLISHED IN URANUS!!!
LOLLOLLOL
ROFLCOPTRZ!!11!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:05:08 EST (#)
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I think Jack McCallum is on Amazon. Does anybody have any info on this?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:02:52 EST (#)
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+2 me then!
this is QUALITY WRITING
sadly I, unlike Jack McCallum, am not a published author.
But I know QUALITY when i see it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:02:24 EST (#)
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PLUS FUCKING 2, THEN!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:01:44 EST (#)
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You made me lol.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:01:27 EST (#)
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If only more women would heed the words of Shlongy..
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:01:13 EST (#)
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Coincidentally, there are NO holes in the plot of "Made in the U.S.A" by famed internet author Jack McCallum. Available now on Amazon.com
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:01:03 EST (#)
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Quality.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:00:53 EST (#)
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vergynas
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-17 17:00:37 EST (#)
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Which holes we talking about, here?