Things to do when you`re stoned... (28939 hits)
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Submitted by Espo <esposhp319.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-13 10:28:35 EDT
i was smoking a joint yesterday and was trying to think of cool things to do while stoned. now, i realize that if you`re not stoned, these things will probably sound stupid and trivial and not nearly worth the hype or effort. but that`s because you`re not high. idiot.
i have exhausted the following activities while stoned:
1.) watch a movie.
if its a movie that requires you to pay attention a lot or is just totally crazy (try watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when you` re high...i ahd no idea what was going on), i`m hopeless. might as well stare at a blank screen for 2 hours. i have had some great experiences with watching movies while stoned, but its getting boring.
2.) listen to music.
i realize that live music while stoned never gets boring or dull...but that`s because its live. sitting in my room listening to my bountiful collection of music has just gotten boring. although pink floyd, phish, and the dead are my personal favs at the moment.
3.) sit around and talk about stupid stoner shit.
"If you own beach property, do you own the sand AND the water??".....meh.... been done before, although it does offer an opportunity for some quality quotes and memories...
4.) continue doing your normal activities
i always fail at this. mostly because im too stoned to care that the dryer has turned off and i need to put another load of wash in and iron my shirt for tomorrow. fuck it.
5.) throw the frisbee
now, this tends to be my personal favorite. frisbee`s rule. period. and they never get boring. but the problem is - you need someone to throw it to. nix this one if you`re by yourself.
anyways, im looking for some new, relatively easy and unharmful things to do while stoned. as there are a large number of people who smoke on this site, i felt this would be a good forum to get some good ideas, cause my friends are too lazy to think of anything new. so help a stoner out, gimme some ideas. thanks.
P.S. flame away, stoner haters.
peace
espo
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Submitted by TheIncredibleISM (user info) at 2004-04-26 22:01:15 EDT (#)
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the best thing about being high is fucking around with your friends. i hate when you smoke with someone new and find out they're a douchebag and have to kick their ass out. the best things to do when you're zoned are watch beavis and butthead and eat
Submitted by lauryn <Newyorkcitylaur.at.aol.com> at 2004-03-09 19:42:04 EST (#)
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HEY guys
you know that you're officially stoned when you find yourself on a website like this.
you also know that you're an official pothead when you smoke resin in the bottom of your bowl from a few weeks
ago. (you've been using other peoples, that why its been a few weeks....)
here's what i like when im stoned..
1.) eating
2.) having a glass of wine or a cold beer, duh
3.) hawai'i has amazing pot, i was there in jan.04, and holy shit
i hiked on mountains 3,000 ft up with gorgeous scenery ever, it was the fucking coolest
shit of my life.
4.) so if you are capable of doing this, go there and smoke away
5.) sit in my room with candles lit, listen to good music and pay
attention of every single word and the various sound effects
ok i dont feel like writing anymore... later guys.. xoxoxLauryn!!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-02-14 18:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No shit, kung pow is great.
Submitted by crackergirl (user info) at 2004-02-14 18:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I thought this looked like the biggest steaming pile of turd I had ever seen an ad for - then I actually saw the movie. Holy shit, I nearly cried. It's fuckin' funny.
Submitted by andrew <no> at 2004-02-04 16:54:40 EST (#)
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mess with taxi drivers.
go on the subway and pretend you a fucking retard, talking to random ppl in gibberish an slobbering on the floor.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-31 23:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cartoon Network.
Last time I got high and watched cartoon network Hamtaro came on. I was flipping out (quote from aim conversation): "dude all the hamsters have a fixed smile as a mouth, so the only way you can tell their emotions is from the eyebrows being slanted, but when they're sad, they have sad eyebrows and a smile, and its fuckin cryptic"
Wow.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2004-01-31 22:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Medal of honor+pink floyd+ oreos
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:30:59 EST (#)
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We're gonna sit around the shanty, and put a good buzz on.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-01-19 00:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*sings* If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down *sings*
Submitted by Jesse <Level_199.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-14 01:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man this is funny
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-14 09:20:39 EDT (#)
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Take a bath... a deep bath.
Preferrably with someone else, more gear and some kind of alcohol...
Submitted by Yes at 2003-08-13 20:40:41 EDT (#)
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Sex... lots of sex... ALWAYS good when stoned... but it falls into the same trap as frisbe(e), and flying solo gets real old real fast... ummm... another vote for video games, especially online FPSes, my fave at the moment is Day of Defeat, I suck when I'm stoned bu I have so much fun fucking with people that it all balences out... another vote for sex... ummm.... reading ubersite... but I guess my VERY BESTEST FAVORITEST thing to do while high is.... GET HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!w00t... yeah, walk around the grocery store yelling WOOT! for no reason at all....
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-08-13 18:19:01 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:48:28 (#)
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I tried to watch crouching tiger hidden dragon while really drunk
I had no idea why they were running up the walls and could nearly fly
I watched it again a few months later - not drunk
I had no idea why they were running up the walls and could nearly fly"
HAHAHA, So true, so true.
Anyway, anything with pets or animals is often fun. Feeding ducks or letting the dog out turns into a whole new experience. (No, I'm not talking about bestiality.)
Submitted by me (user info) at 2003-08-13 16:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite things to do when high were:
1. Offroad driving while playing some cool "out there" bands (Tool, Primus, King Missile)
2. Ramones cover bands on Halloween
3. Driving around, forgetting where I had been (fortunately not forgetting where I was going)
4. Having in-depth conversions with Beer-Turtle while he is in a drug-induced sleep state ("Sean is attached to my keyboard") and watching his passed-out head bang on the tire hump while driving high speed offroad (who need a subwoofer)
5. Eating good food
Submitted by EnchantorTim (user info) at 2003-08-13 15:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always slipped away with a few people to go fishing and swiming.
Submitted by BlueDuck (user info) at 2003-08-13 14:16:08 EDT (#)
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Watch the Three Stooges muted while listening to classical music. It always works out so well. Then get yourself some nachos and your in heaven.
Then theres camping. Just be sure not to get stoned before you set up camp or take it down or it becomes too much of a hastle. Cook some chicken over the fire while you smoke. Thats the best food I've ever eaten.
My friends and I would usually be driving around from one place to another, so we would visit the McDonalds a couple times a day. Two double cheeseburgers and a hot fudge sunday for $3 seemed like a good idea at the time, then I discovered I didn't have anymore money.
If your bored with the same old routine, try doing something creative. Paint a picture, make something out of clay, build your own bong. Write a story and be descriptive as possible, then read it when your sober again.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-08-13 13:40:05 EDT (#)
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It's always fun walking around the mall stoned, messing with people, going to hippy stores like greenfields or Dreamquest. Going out to the theatre is great too...Hacky Sack is great...Drives are nice, forget the highway, your high is stolen from so much fear. The Wall by Pink Floyd is crazy to watch stoned, intense. Nipples gone, oww. Requiem for a Dream and Goodwill Hunting are also great stoner movies. Fast times at Ridgemont High also.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-13 13:12:16 EDT (#)
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Get a bar and attach it to your front doorframe.
Dress in all black and hang upside down.
Whenever anyone approaches, squawk really loudly and flap your arms.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-08-13 12:42:36 EDT (#)
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I like to listen to music and talk about stoner shit.
I also like to go on long walks.
Submitted by karma_chameleon (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:56:40 EDT (#)
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yeah, the cartoons and music together is really good. download that thingy...dark side of the moon dubbed into the wizard of oz. it's mindblowing. and if you think you're all high and mighty, add eating to the process. ranch dressing will stimulate you beyond belief.
Submitted by phucket (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:52:11 EDT (#)
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One of my favorite things to do was drive. When I would smoke in high school, I had a dodge ram (yes i owned it and no my parents didn't pay for it), and in my dodge ram was a tube and a bowl. We rigged up the bowl to the ashtray and passed the tube. we'd find some rich ass neighborhood, you know, the kind with the neverending streets. We'd take a hit every stop sign and flip a coin to go right or left. But driving wasn't the good part, the bass was. I had two 12" kickers. Bass mechanic track 10. This was the kind of bass that made your shirt wave as if being blown by the wind...or at least it felt like it. Ultra heartexploding bass while your stoned is the best. though, you old farts tend to disagree.
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:52:06 EDT (#)
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you forgot a huge one man.
video games!!!!!!!
Submitted by Twiztid (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:50:08 EDT (#)
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In regards to walking up to the cop..
You can do that in Canada now! Just make sure your WALKING and not driving, and you have less then 15 Grams with you.
Canada Rules! Except for that gay marriage shit...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:50:02 EDT (#)
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play Tiger Woods on PS2 and try the nearest the flag games, impossible and funny !
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:48:28 EDT (#)
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I tried to watch crouching tiger hidden dragon while really drunk
I had no idea why they were running up the walls and could nearly fly
I watched it again a few months later - not drunk
I had no idea why they were running up the walls and could nearly fly
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Walk up to a cop and say, "Look at all this weed I have."
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-13 10:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should combine music and T.V.
step 1: Turn the T.V. to Cartoon Network
step 2: Hit the mute button
step 3: Put your favorite CD in
step 4: Enjoy the cartoon music video because somehoe the cartoon ALWAYS flows with the music and often the lyrics will just happen to coincide with what's happening on the screen. Dunno why it works, but it does.
Best show to watch like this:
Samurai Jack