Red On The Head, Like A Dick On A Dog- (1364 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.94 on 76 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MEC (View user info) at 2008-11-18 12:48:27 EST
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:19:15 EST (#)
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Are you fucking my ex? Cause as far as I can recall that looks like her dog.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:55:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 23:14:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-18 19:51:54 EST (#)
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looks like a very swanky pad you've got there.
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yeah, it's not bad for a shithole, huh?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-11-18 20:19:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:58:57 CST (#)
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OH MY GOD HE'S CRUMPLING THAT POOR DOG TO DEATH!!!
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genuine LOL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-18 19:51:54 EST (#)
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looks like a very swanky pad you've got there.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:49:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-11-18 17:41:03 EST (#)
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BAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
and
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:58:57 EST (#)
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OH MY GOD HE'S CRUMPLING THAT POOR DOG TO DEATH!!!
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almost made nose tea :(
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:55:19 EST (#)
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You bend over like a pro.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:28:29 EST (#)
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Jesus dude you have more freckles than I do, I'm sorry about that.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:12:35 EST (#)
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no, he's got a black eye from when i punched him in the fucking face!
i said "look at this fist. look at how big it is. i'm almost afraid to use it!"
but then i hammered him with it anyway.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:07:41 EST (#)
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Dude, are you wearing eyeshadow?!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:05:29 EST (#)
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He's not lying, last time I called him that name I'm not allowed to call him, he grew 40 feet tall and took one mammoth swipe at me with his bionic arm which punctured my lung and my left clavicle. My right clavicle was ok. Needless to say, I call him sir now.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:04:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:49:30 EST (#)
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damn, tough break on your mom naming you bret, dude.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
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The boy's name Brett \b-re-tt\, also used as girl's name Brett, is pronounced bret. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from Britanny" or "extremely gay".
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ahahahhhahha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:58:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:50:59 EST (#)
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Hidden...do you prefer Andrew or do people call you "Andy" or "Drew" from time to time?
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people call me SIR and only SIR.
if i let them call me something else, it would be either andrew or drew. BUT I DON'T.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:56:19 EST (#)
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true...and one of them just knocked the swiffer down.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:55:00 EST (#)
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Has immensely small "dogs" below
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:53:44 EST (#)
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andy drew ME in!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:53:13 EST (#)
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'andy'
that is seriously gay.
Like "Andy asked me to shove a lightbulb up his ass, what a faggot."
That is how gay the name andy is.
You can't say that about any other name.
Just andy
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:51:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
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The boy's name Brett \b-re-tt\, also used as girl's name Brett, is pronounced bret. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from Britanny" or "extremely gay".
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Fucking gold.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:50:59 EST (#)
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Hidden...do you prefer Andrew or do people call you "Andy" or "Drew" from time to time?
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:50:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
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The boy's name Brett \b-re-tt\, also used as girl's name Brett, is pronounced bret. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from Britanny" or "extremely gay".
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LOL
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:49:30 EST (#)
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damn, tough break on your mom naming you bret, dude.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
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The boy's name Brett \b-re-tt\, also used as girl's name Brett, is pronounced bret. It is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from Britanny" or "extremely gay".
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:47:04 EST (#)
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It's actually, 'Tony', oath
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:46:11 EST (#)
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a guy named bret is laughing at the name andrew? how precious.
i'd say my name is quite fitting. it's of Greek origin and literally means "man". also "handsome", "manly", "warrior", "strong", and "huge penis".
ok, i threw that last one in, but the rest are true. look it up, BRET.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:39:18 EST (#)
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ANDREW!??!?!
HAHAHA
You're kidding, right?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:38:03 EST (#)
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Since when is being fat considered 'built', Bret?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:33:46 EST (#)
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Vexx - a little over 4 years.
Lab/pit bull mix -- Like me in many respects!!
(built, adorable, ginger, loving, loyal and a bit hardheaded)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:31:50 EST (#)
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call me andrew, please.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:30:37 EST (#)
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It's ok Hidden - I should have included a qualifier granting amnesty to the cool kids.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:29:58 EST (#)
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Cute pooch. How old is she?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:26:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:23:45 EST (#)
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YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO CALL BRET BY HIS FIRST NAME! HE SENT ME AN E-MAIL ABOUT THAT!
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oooooohhhhhhh, sorry about that OATHMEAL; i didn't get the memo.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:21:55 EST (#)
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*flexing my dick*
*hitting bret in the face with it*
*bret dies*
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YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO CALL BRET BY HIS FIRST NAME! HE SENT ME AN E-MAIL ABOUT THAT!
Cut the shit‏
From: Bret D (bretd9.at.gmail.com)
Sent: Thu 11/06/08 10:40 AM
To: MYEMAIL.at.hotmail.com
Listen dickhead -
You've not been around long enough to have learned this apparently, but use of first names on Ubersite is one of the FEW things considered taboo.
Anyone will tell you this, especially those who have been victims of anonymous harassment as a result (yours truly).
I honestly don't mind your sophomoric jokes and mindless insults but would you knock the first name shit off already?
BD
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:21:55 EST (#)
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*flexing my dick*
*hitting bret in the face with it*
*bret dies*
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:21:26 EST (#)
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Yozz below.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:18:42 EST (#)
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Hey Oathy - how was that purple dingleberry last weekend?
Tasty?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:15:39 EST (#)
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hahahahahahaaaa
*flexes*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:12:22 EST (#)
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
WHERE'S MY FUCKIN BAT?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:10:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:42:26 EST (#)
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what colors do you want for your FACE, faggot?
HOW ABOUT BLACK AND BLUE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!
hahahahahahahahaah
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:06:47 EST (#)
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would you rather be the dead guy that only uses his fists in a fight or the badass motherfucker who killed him by hitting him in the face with a bat?
BAM!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:04:46 EST (#)
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Hidden is in FACT hard fucking core, obviously.
Anyone using a weapon in a fight is a real man.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 14:00:22 EST (#)
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the last person that stepped to this and thought he was tough shit got hit in the face with a baseball bat and DIED!
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:48:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:04:37 EST (#)
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Whoever this alter is; you do not deserve a positive rating.
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Not an alter. +2 for that rather inventive call.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:46:40 EST (#)
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i know you'll be whacking it at the thought of your creation on my fine ass wrist , but please, no splooge on my pink bracelet or ill send u a mail bomb
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:45:42 EST (#)
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Great
Iron Man vs. the Gingeroid
I'd buy a ticket to see that shit.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:43:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:01:49 EST (#)
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Kulia is a GIRL DOG and does NOT have a dick.
I know. I've checked.
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He's fucked that dog. I know it.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:43:29 EST (#)
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hahaaha
Honestly, Hidden. Let's be real. I'd fucking destroy you.
BUT! Black/blue would actually bring out the red a bit more...so sure. Bring it.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:42:43 EST (#)
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When's the wedding? Who's going to be the bitch?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:42:26 EST (#)
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what colors do you want for your FACE, faggot?
HOW ABOUT BLACK AND BLUE, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:40:28 EST (#)
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Method!
What colors do you want in your friendship bracelet?!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:39:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:49:49 EST (#)
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crumple in progress
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:37:42 EST (#)
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Who's the obvious fag giving you a hug?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:34:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:29:25 EST (#)
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Mystia doesn't like me because I called her a stunned cunt.
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:50:02 EST (#)
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Do you commission Method for your insults, like Bubba does?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:33:43 EST (#)
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thats all well and good , twat.
that still doesn't tell me who the downs syndrome guy is with the cute doggie
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:29:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 18:24:10 GMT (#)
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Whoa...that is so weird that you said Maradonnas, EI.
I had a dog named Madrona...I might camwhore her. She was soooooooo cute. The ex got her when we split and then gave her away to some "friends" who let her wander off her leash and didnt chase her. What a bunch of fucking horrible cunts.
I miss Madrona. :(
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Have you been smoking?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:29:25 EST (#)
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Mystia doesn't like me because I called her a stunned cunt.
Are you going to start posting links to my apology post now, too? What about wisecracking about steroids?
There's so much to choose from!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:27:09 EST (#)
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who is the downs syndrome guy with the cute dog?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:26:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:24:10 EST (#)
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Whoa...that is so weird that you said Maradonnas, EI.
I had a dog named Madrona...I might camwhore her. She was soooooooo cute. The ex got her when we split and then gave her away to some "friends" who let her wander off her leash and didnt chase her. What a bunch of fucking horrible cunts.
I miss Madrona. :(
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:23:00 EST (#)
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When this guy is 45 he's going to be grotesque blob of detiorating ginger goo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:20:41 EST (#)
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Maradonnas a cunt
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:17:23 EST (#)
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Nice Nissan knapsack you homo.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:09:40 EST (#)
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jesus, hit the treadmill and work that gut off you chubby fucker.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:04:37 EST (#)
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Whoever this alter is; you do not deserve a positive rating.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:02:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 13:01:49 EST (#)
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Kulia is a GIRL DOG and does NOT have a dick.
I know. I've checked.
...and my triceps do not look at all impressive in this pic. :(
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:59:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:59:15 EST (#)
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sounds like something you'd say, sicosemen
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:58:57 EST (#)
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OH MY GOD HE'S CRUMPLING THAT POOR DOG TO DEATH!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:56:03 EST (#)
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Awww, I think this is tender. Oathy's not such a bad guy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:54:22 EST (#)
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everyone shut it down....today this post wins
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:54:06 EST (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:51:57 EST (#)
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*golf clap*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:49:53 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAAH
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:49:49 EST (#)
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crumple in progress
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-18 12:49:15 EST (#)
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Oh Jesus Christ.