John offered us Peace. Mick offered us a Party. (669 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-11-18 21:33:19 EST
The Beatles VS. The Rolling Stones.
Listen, there's really not much of an argument from me when the question is "Which is the more important band?" The Beatles came up with some incredibly groundbreaking stuff. Go back and listen to 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts' Club Band' and now try to wrap your head around the fact that the album was made in the late 1960's. Lennon, McCartney, Star & Harrison had soul, man. Not only are their songs iconic, these Liverpool fuckers were trying to change the world.
But... nobody fucks to The Beatles.
Oh granted, some stupid hippies may play 'While My Guitar Is Gently Weeping' at their weeding, and 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road?' is a bit raunchy, but ultimately The Beatles stuff is all LaDeDa. It lacks the dirty, nasty appeal of tunes like 'Gimme Shelter' or 'Sympathy For The Devil.' While Lennon was composing ballads to that cunt Yoko, 'ol Mick was signing 'Brown Sugar.' Seriously... are you gonna 'Let It Be' or are you gonna 'Paint It Black?'
Look at it this way; while George Harrison was off in India getting high to expand his consciousness, Keith Richards was injecting every single thing in his medicine cabinet to see what would happen. Paul McCartney was bobbin' his head while Mick Jagger was hip thrusting 400 babies into existence. Ringo Star and Charlie Watts are both shitty drummers, but who cares. We tragically lost John Lennon far too early, but nobody's bother to inform Keith Richards that he died over a decade ago. (The bastard just won't fall down.) Unfortunately, Lennon's boys look like space aliens. Richards' girls, quizzically, are super models. McCartney's 1st wife died, his 2nd stole a bunch of his cash. Jagger banged everything remotely human... including David Bowie.
'Wild Horses' or 'Hey Jude?' I don't care. Both bands rule.
But while The Beatles are having scandalous bed-ins, The Rolling Stones are giving your mum an STD...
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:56:38 EST (#)
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The Who and The Kinks wrote some exceptional stuff too.
Angie form the Stones is about Angie Bowie btw, yeah being Mick was fun.
The Beatles and the Stones weren't and won't be my Generation.
The Clash, The Who, The Kinks, The Jam, The Pistols, The Exploited, The Stranglers, The Specials, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, Jacques Brel, Leonhard Cohen, Gilbert Becaud, The Selector, Dylan, Zevon, Cash, Willy Nelson, Springsteen, Slade, Pink Floyd, The Sweet, T-Rex, CCR, Madness, Satie, Bowie, Bacharach, Thin Lizzy, Splodgenessabounds, The Gnome.
Talking about music is like dancing to architecture.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:11:34 EST (#)
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Yeah Shlongy, I'm not so much in to punk.
For what it's worth, I enjoy the ramones.
That is about it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:16:48 EST (#)
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Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:07:33 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/119858#2817613
jesus christ... calm down, mongo
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:31:00 GMT (#)
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The Rolling Stones are probably a good live act to see, but the Beatles wrote actual musical masterpieces. They weren't just a rock band, they were genuinely gifted. Therein lies the difference.
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I love both, but to say the Stones didn't write any 'masterpieces' is crazy.
Gimme Shelter is exraordinary, a really dirty fuck to this sound way ahead of it's time.
Paint it Black is iconic and just oozes raw cool.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:24:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:01:13 EST (#)
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MY top ten favorite songs ever* go as follows.
1. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
2. Don't Stop Believing-Journey
3. Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones
4. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
5. We're Not Going to Take It-Twisted Sister
6. One Night in Bangkok-Murray Head
7. Under Pressure- David Bowie & Queen
8. Only the Good Die Young- Billy Joel
9. American Pie-Don McLean
10. Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
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On my nano...
1. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
2. Don't Stop Believing-Journey
3. Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones
4. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
5. We're Not Going to Take It-Twisted Sister
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9. American Pie-Don McLean
10. Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Got most on that stuff in 3 playlists, Classic Rock Mix, Retard Mix, and Stones.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:10:19 EST (#)
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I wouldn't call Alexandra and Theodora Richards "supermodels", but they're definitely hotties. They take after their mother, obv.
I love the Rolling Stones. They were the first concert I ever went to. My dad took me to see the Atlanta show of the Steel Wheels tour in 1989, when I was 11. Awesome show.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:17:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:01:13 EST (#)
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MY top ten favorite songs ever* go as follows.
1. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
2. Don't Stop Believing-Journey
3. Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones
4. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
5. We're Not Going to Take It-Twisted Sister
6. One Night in Bangkok-Murray Head
7. Under Pressure- David Bowie & Queen
8. Only the Good Die Young- Billy Joel
9. American Pie-Don McLean
10. Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
I never was a huge fan of the Beatles, although I do enjoy them.
* Order varies
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Well-well-well... That's telling. Looks like Shlongy and I have a contemporary.
Except none of these "songs" would have made my Top 1000.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:36:25 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that maybe Wildman just doesn't like most of your posts? He left a one sentence review. Do you really think that was a legitimate attempt at trying to get attention on Uber? There are much more effective ways to do that than to "stalk" some random douche. You sound completely paranoid.
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He barely registers on this site except to harass me.
Go look at my last, oh 50 posts. He's -2'ed all of them.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:59:36 EST (#)
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He's right you know.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:49:32 EST (#)
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I found your extremely unfounded comment "nobody fucks to the beatles" to be quite distasteful.
I FUCK TO ANYTHING!
....end transmission
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:54:05 EST (#)
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I liked this.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:47:54 EST (#)
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Beatles for innovation and songwriting
Stones for energy and musicianship
Zeppelin for stage presence and house-rocking
Dead for capturing the live audience and improvisation
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:47:04 EST (#)
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i'm envious of John's beard....I wish that was work acceptable.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:18:29 EST (#)
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well im sorry but i dont care
DIDO FTW!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:08:26 EST (#)
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couldn't agree more
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:36:25 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that maybe Wildman just doesn't like most of your posts? He left a one sentence review. Do you really think that was a legitimate attempt at trying to get attention on Uber? There are much more effective ways to do that than to "stalk" some random douche. You sound completely paranoid.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:31:58 EST (#)
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And the rest:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116655
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116818
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:31:00 EST (#)
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The Rolling Stones are probably a good live act to see, but the Beatles wrote actual musical masterpieces. They weren't just a rock band, they were genuinely gifted. Therein lies the difference.
I <3 the Beatles; see: http://www.ubersite.com/m/117583
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:11:50 EST (#)
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beatles all day!
i grew up with that playing in my house.
while my guitar gently weeps is one of my favorite songs on earth.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-19 03:45:01 EST (#)
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I never really liked the Beatles, they have some catchy tunes but they just came across like sanctimonious twats. Give me some Rolling Stones STD anyday of the week.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:06:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-19 01:52:45 EST (#)
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Ahh yes, the old and tired music post.
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Ahh yes, the old and tired -2 on my post from Wildman.
You're such a lil' piece of shit. You're nothing; a no one, a loser. And that's a LOT here on Uber.
I swear, do you think you can ACTUALLY play with the BigBoys on this site? Have you actually convinced yourself that anyone cares about your opinions? You're not Method, Apollo, Shlongy... you're not Oathy or Sico. Are you honestly trying to somehow make a presence for yourself on this site? Because, well... sorry lil' champ; you're a failure.
You wanna make a sound, make a name? Don't be like Doodles and go after Bubba. OHHH, look... he's -2'ed another Kaos post. SHOCKING! I barely make waves here, what good does THAT do you. Ohhh, but you're so Rough 'n Stuff! WILD-MAN! You're a little, scared child who doesn't WANT to tackle anyone bigger than some fiction writer from Ohio - it's that simple. You simply don't have the balls.
So when you grow up and become a man, and you decide to throw some weight at Method, Muddy, Hadley or one of those guys, maybe I'll consider you something other than a pathetic bloody cunt. But here's the thing: I know you never will. So keep on riding MY coat-tails into some type of fame, or whatever stalker bullshit you've put together in your head. Jesus fuck, I know nobody ELSE gives a damn...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-19 01:52:45 EST (#)
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Ahh yes, the old and tired music post.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-11-19 00:59:04 EST (#)
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This is Brian Jones, from that groovy cover band.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-18 23:31:56 EST (#)
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Let's discuss our opinions as if they are based on quantifiable data.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 23:31:53 EST (#)
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there's nothing better than doing drugs, kicking back, and listening to some Pink Floyd.
except maybe getting drunk and partying to Led Zeppelin!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:51:08 EST (#)
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I love numbers 1 and 2 below.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:01:13 EST (#)
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MY top ten favorite songs ever* go as follows.
1. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
2. Don't Stop Believing-Journey
3. Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones
4. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
5. We're Not Going to Take It-Twisted Sister
6. One Night in Bangkok-Murray Head
7. Under Pressure- David Bowie & Queen
8. Only the Good Die Young- Billy Joel
9. American Pie-Don McLean
10. Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
I never was a huge fan of the Beatles, although I do enjoy them.
* Order varies
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Well-well-well... That's telling. Looks like Shlongy and I have a contemporary.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:30:50 EST (#)
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Hahahahahaha
Don't be an asshole
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:19:38 EST (#)
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I mean he-Man has been trying to kill you for ages.
Plus you're all bone.
No organs.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:18:18 EST (#)
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I don't think skeletor can die.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:14:40 EST (#)
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I want these two songs (among others) played at my memorial service; 'Ruby Tuesday' by The Rolling Stones and 'I'll Follow The Sun' by The Beatles.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:06:44 EST (#)
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My friends argue about Pink Floyd vs. Led Zeppelin.
They're both insanely talented bands but my personal favorite is Pink Floyd, by a hair.
Also, The Who is awesome. So are The Doors.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 22:01:13 EST (#)
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MY top ten favorite songs ever* go as follows.
1. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
2. Don't Stop Believing-Journey
3. Sympathy for the Devil-Rolling Stones
4. Werewolves of London-Warren Zevon
5. We're Not Going to Take It-Twisted Sister
6. One Night in Bangkok-Murray Head
7. Under Pressure- David Bowie & Queen
8. Only the Good Die Young- Billy Joel
9. American Pie-Don McLean
10. Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin
I never was a huge fan of the Beatles, although I do enjoy them.
* Order varies
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:49:45 EST (#)
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I was just having the same conversation this past weekend.
Both bands are hugely influential, and I never quite understood the competition. While you're more likely to find me listening to The Beatles while I'm alone, you're more likely to find me listening to the Stones with others. I refuse to choose.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:38:38 EST (#)
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Pink Floyd when your done, The Who when you look back...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:38:38 EST (#)
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Both bands are genius.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:37:52 EST (#)
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Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years
away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:36:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:34:55 EST (#)
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Beatles before puberty, Stones ever after.
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Oh, I dunno about that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-18 21:34:55 EST (#)
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Beatles before puberty, Stones ever after.