It's time... (259 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.36 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John (View user info) at 2008-11-19 02:59:49 EST
...to make a submission.
<Lame attempt at an intro.>
"I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock..."
<Lame bulk involving confusion of some sort with the main character. Added violence and sex references to make it readable.>
"Her firm breasts pressed against me as we embraced. This gave me an erection, but I could only think of the danger we were currently in..."
<Some clichéd-bullshit-ending; attempting to make the reader realise how fucking deep the writer is.>
"I realise now that hugging chicks with big tits gives me an erection 9/10 times. The other 1 time would be if I were to hug my mom, then I probably wouldn't get an erection..."
<Catchy last words that make you want to cringe so much that you could cut your dick off right then and there.>
"It was going to be a good day."
"He smiled."
User Reviews
Submitted by flux_modulator (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95949
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think there's a plumbing problem at Uber House. The John is spewing shit rather than flushing it.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Generic response, generally implying the end of the posters life and informing said poster of a FAIL.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-19 06:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want 30 seconds of my life back.
Until you give them back, I will not read anything else you post.
Sorry.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-19 05:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<Scathing remark, most likely inferring that you like to put penises in your mouth>
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Swing and a miss, Johnny.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldnt cut off my dick, as I dont have one, but I would consider cutting off yours.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-19 04:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure this is the best post I never read past the self referential opening line where someone thinks they can get away with avoiding writing an intro by writing a lame joke about writing a lame intro.