I Would Like to Have a Negative Overall Rating, Also I Enjoy FIlling the Front Page With Tripe and Brown Men (245 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 0.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2008-11-20 07:10:49 EST
Once upon a time around here...
"I am one with the ball, the ball is one with me!"
Way before the industrial revolution made it possible for man to swing a graphite composite shaft at a super compressed fluid core golf ball, there were bears. Grizzly bears. Or, if you want to go by their latin name, ursus horribilus. They roamed this region for thousands of years, scarfing salmon, protecting their cubs, and basically, just being bears.
Some fun facts about bears:
Did you know that once a bear was almost elected to the House of Representatives?
Also, this is interesting, a bear can eat his own weight in trout.
Did you ever see that Gentle Ben episode, where Gentle Ben saved that blind kid from a mineshaft? That kid would have died in that mineshaft; he risked his life for that poor kid.
You see ubersite? Bears are great! They're brave, kind, and they work for minimum wage.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:10:27 EST (#)
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HIDDEN POST FOUND!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a sore throat, plus I have the physio this afternoon, so, I am afraid that you will have to make do with a glorious +2.
screw your big fluffy bear, screw him to HELL
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:14:34 EST (#)
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Also I'm pissed there aren't any brown men, I thought politics > afghanistan did that.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:13:57 EST (#)
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...or brown men.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:13:17 EST (#)
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As long as it's not aimed at the bears.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:11:56 EST (#)
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do you really want me to give you a negative rating? really?