I Would Like to Have a Negative Overall Rating, Also I Enjoy FIlling the Front Page With Tripe and Brown Men (876 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.37 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Haiku Mikoo (View user info) at 2008-11-20 07:15:36 EST
Once upon a time around here...
"I am one with the ball, the ball is one with me!"
Way before the industrial revolution made it possible for man to swing a graphite composite shaft at a super compressed fluid core golf ball, there were bears. Grizzly bears. Or, if you want to go by their latin name, ursus horribilus. They roamed this region for thousands of years, scarfing salmon, protecting their cubs, and basically, just being bears.
Some fun facts about bears:
Did you know that once a bear was almost elected to the House of Representatives?
Also, this is interesting, a bear can eat his own weight in trout.
Did you ever see that Gentle Ben episode, where Gentle Ben saved that blind kid from a mineshaft? That kid would have died in that mineshaft; he risked his life for that poor kid.
You see ubersite? Bears are great! They're brave, kind, and they work for minimum wage.
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-21 00:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me lol:
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EXCUSE ME MA'AM BUT WHAT'S THE ETA ON MY CURLY FRIES? I'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bears; great animals
No negative review here
Chicago Bears rock!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-11-20 18:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 17:05:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:37:20 EST (#)
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bear need coffee. bear sleepy.
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Bears don't drink coffee, instead they have hibernation, like Mormons.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-11-20 14:29:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-11-20 14:01:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:37:20 EST (#)
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bear need coffee. bear sleepy.
i wonder when the poet will come along and ask if i've fucked this bear?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EXCUSE ME MA'AM BUT WHAT'S THE ETA ON MY CURLY FRIES? I'VE BEEN VERY PATIENT.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:48:10 EST (#)
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http://www.myspace.com/bearvsshark
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:33:57 EST (#)
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Bears are cool, but this +2 for the fact that I'm also going to be stuck in Riverside for Thanksgiving. God, what a shithole.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-20 11:11:21 EST (#)
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I GIVE UP!
It's not that I don't want to find it for you or want smallpox it's just that I'm tired of looking at men gargling cocks and doing other horrible things to one another.
I guess it's small pox for me then.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:57:14 EST (#)
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Ha, "bear and lightning" made me happy.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:52:39 EST (#)
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I found lightning bear
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Bear-and-Lightning-Print-C10054522.jpeg
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
drink
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
/sigh
I still can't find it. I did find a picture of a nice fellow who took it upon himself to comfort a bear that was just wrecked from a long day of having it's period.
http://www.windymountainoutfitters.com/pics/bear1.JPG
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:30:44 EST (#)
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That bear looks very polite.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:03:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-20 06:42:31 PST (#)
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also, I looked hard for a picture of the bear in the movie The Great Outdoors. I was going to get a picture of his bare bear ass but all for not. Pity!
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If you do not provide me with pictures of this so called "bear", I swear I will give you smallpox.
Don't test me.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
for some reason when you do a google image search for american bear there are quite a few pictures of hairy naked men.
actually, I know why and knew a man that posed for the magazine. I just like playing coy.
also, I looked hard for a picture of the bear in the movie The Great Outdoors. I was going to get a picture of his bare bear ass but all for not. Pity!
I really enjoyed the picture and would normally give a +2 for it but you said you wanted a negative rating. What can I say some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it was a great big mother of a bear
over there!
so you best beware
don't feed the fucking bears!
slayer played here last nite
i didn't go
cos im too old
but i would have liked to
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 09:03:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:56:23 EST (#)
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Al Gore.
End all, be all.
Can frogs be lepers?
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http://fc94.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/083/e/8/My_Leper_Pony_by_ursulav.jpg
Yes?
Also, lung, I always sympathized with the rabbit. To the point where I eventually refused to eat Trix.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:57:13 EST (#)
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She got a bowl of Trix. I'm an awesome mommy.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:56:23 EST (#)
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Al Gore.
End all, be all.
Can frogs be lepers?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:52:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:42:26 EST (#)
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What a brackish douche water thing to say! Here, I'm just trying to help with your request.
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But what are your views on global warming, and why?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU COLOSSAL BASTARD
I have ever-so interesting anecdotes about both bears and tripe, but, alas, have no time to share, as I am acting mom this week and have to make breakfast for the lass.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a brackish douche water thing to say! Here, I'm just trying to help with your request.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ursus horribilus got my vote, but I also love the complete randomness of this post, it's the kind of thing that makes me smile stupidly, oh wait I always look like that, well then its the kind of thing that adds the drool to my stupid smile.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:05:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what you're talking about, I suggest you seek personal help with that.
Good day sir.
I said GOOD DAY SIR!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:02:21 EST (#)
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I don't know if that was a venture bros. reference or not, but I'm hoping it is.
Weren't the last three episodes crazy? I watched them very sloshed, mouth agape, erection hard and apparent.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:00:58 EST (#)
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Also your review is as long as my post.
How does that make you FEEL?
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accomplished. I liken it to the feeling a Monarch butterfly feels having made its long trek south to the mountains of Mexico.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:00:58 EST (#)
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I don't hate the man, but I don't take him seriously either, ever. I don't care how trendy or deep the movie or role he is in, he used to take his pants off and reveal tighty whities.
Never forget.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:58:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 12:55:31 GMT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 04:48:42 PST (#)
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did you know that elephant seals have trunks, makes sense, seeing they are called elephant seals.
Sod your perfect rating
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Good, I hate that guy
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what guy? Mark Wahlberg?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:55:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 04:48:42 PST (#)
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did you know that elephant seals have trunks, makes sense, seeing they are called elephant seals.
Sod your perfect rating
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Good, I hate that guy.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:55:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True story....when I was but a wee sprat I once stood shivering along the road on a brisk fall morning waiting for the big yellow transport to school. Looking down the road to my left, hoping with all hope to see my chariot I noticed 3 black furry objects meandering towards me...bears in fact. I ran back to the house in hopes of safety only to find the door had locked behind me upon my earlier exit. I set to banging with all my might but my oft drunken mother would not awaken.
In the distance I heard the rumbling of the bus and ran back out to it. I glanced left and noticed the bears were getting closer. The bus driver waved manically letting me know there were bears coming but didn't stop. As he did any other day he traveled to the dead end of my road, turned around and would pick me up on the way back. I wondered at that moment if the bus driver have a personal desire to see me mauled by bears of perhaps his daily diet of stricnine and ostrich eggs had left him the slightest bit retarded.
In the end I found the bears to be cordial and rather humble. We developed a bond that still exists today and when I visit we belly laugh over that mornings follies.
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I question the validity of this story, but it's a story about bears so it's cool beans.
Also your review is as long as my post.
How does that make you FEEL?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you, your bears, and your...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:50:58 EST (#)
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EI is a right bastard.
Cute, but a bastard none the less.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:48:42 EST (#)
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did you know that elephant seals have trunks, makes sense, seeing they are called elephant seals.
Sod your perfect rating
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True story....when I was but a wee sprat I once stood shivering along the road on a brisk fall morning waiting for the big yellow transport to school. Looking down the road to my left, hoping with all hope to see my chariot I noticed 3 black furry objects meandering towards me...bears in fact. I ran back to the house in hopes of safety only to find the door had locked behind me upon my earlier exit. I set to banging with all my might but my oft drunken mother would not awaken.
In the distance I heard the rumbling of the bus and ran back out to it. I glanced left and noticed the bears were getting closer. The bus driver waved manically letting me know there were bears coming but didn't stop. As he did any other day he traveled to the dead end of my road, turned around and would pick me up on the way back. I wondered at that moment if the bus driver have a personal desire to see me mauled by bears of perhaps his daily diet of stricnine and ostrich eggs had left him the slightest bit retarded.
In the end I found the bears to be cordial and rather humble. We developed a bond that still exists today and when I visit we belly laugh over that mornings follies.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ursus horribilus got the +2.
BLT is evidently a faggot.
He doesn't like porn about sarah palin and he loves bears.
Plus he pretends he is a eight year old girl named sally on occasion.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.londontaxitour.com/london-taxi-tour-union-jack-shop-union-jack-mouse-mat.htm
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:31:44 EST (#)
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bears will actually work for less than minumum wage, if you're tricky. Just don't let the bear labor union know about this. There is no bear labor union.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:21:05 EST (#)
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Way before the industrial revolution made it possible for man to swing a graphite composite shaft at a super compressed fluid core golf ball,
actually before that you could hit the same ball with a shaft of metal and a stick made JUST OF WOOD.
ok that's as far as i got i'm sure the rest of the post is great so I will give you this +2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:19:33 EST (#)
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I approve this post
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:15:59 EST (#)
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There had to be brown men.