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Submitted by Amanda Metal (View user info) at 2008-11-20 16:12:56 EST


hahahahahahahaha, holy shit "LION" GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-21 09:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hidden I can't believe you never heard that before.

Variations:

"Your mother shakes chickens in hell"
"Your mother paints houses in hell"
"Your mother beats puppies in hell"

etc. etc.

The possibilities are quite literally boundless.

Although I must take exception to your using the "sucks cock" version on co-workers. Don't you think that's a little unprofessional?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-21 08:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Your mom sucks cock in hell.

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greatest burn ever. i'm going to say that to coworkers.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-21 08:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Listen here, people, because I'm only going to explain this once. My name is Amanda Metal, as voted by the readers of Ubersite.com. It has no bearing on how "metal" the content of any post may or may not be. I apologize for any misunderstanding.

Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-11-21 07:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they both proceed to get seriously pissed out of their faces. At the end of the night the giraffe is passed out on the floor and the man is staggering out the door. The barman shouts, "oi, you, you cant leave that lying there" to which the man replys, "Its a fucking giraffe ya gobshite"

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-11-21 00:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is about as metal as Norway

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-11-20 22:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Your mom sucks cock in hell.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Get fucked.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-11-20 20:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bring back Jeannnneeeee.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 17:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:24:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:22:10 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, that isn't metal at all. THIS is fucking METAL- http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/behemoth_photo.jpg

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Wow!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey85FGHOHc
Damn, that's some shit right there!

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i TOLD YOU they were METAL!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-11-20 17:10:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DETHKLOK DETHKLOK!!!!!!

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-20 17:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You are very strange when you're riding the cotton-pony.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:49:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:22:10 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, that isn't metal at all. THIS is fucking METAL- http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/behemoth_photo.jpg

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Wow!
-----
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey85FGHOHc
Damn, that's some shit right there!

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:40:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sandman!

Email me...I need a favor...astrasoleil.at.gmail.com...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sage!

No... Find another idiot... bretd9.at.gmail.com <--- try that guy.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, that isn't metal at all. THIS is fucking METAL- http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/behemoth_photo.jpg
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Sweet, I love Dethklok

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:22:10 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, that isn't metal at all. THIS is fucking METAL- http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/behemoth_photo.jpg

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Wow!

Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, that isn't metal at all. THIS is fucking METAL- http://www.metalkult.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/behemoth_photo.jpg

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tits or gtfo

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:19:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

do you love me now?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

is this your baby substitute?
'Cos you had a lucky escape, lady.
Take one of mine if you like. Pick one, you are welcome.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This isn't very metal. Not very metal at all.

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, this is actually a cute pic.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

too much effort here

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sandman!

Email me...I need a favor...astrasoleil.at.gmail.com...

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You didn't earn this at all.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-20 16:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH MY GOD LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS


Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad
so other kids will like you better?

Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

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